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I have the weirdest boner.
So I was leaving Chick-Fil-A yesterday vol. Ayo
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paulprince3730
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oh you was scared?What's the first thing you think of when you think Chick-Fil-A? That #%@! is good! Second thought is, damn they're conservative. No service on Sundays, against gays, etc.
Well I'm leaving there last night and this 40/50 y.o. white dude, plain dressed, is leaving too. I dump my tray, say excuse me, and walk out. Dude comes up to my FR-S with "excuse me sir" I'm thinkin another dude who likes FR-S/BRZ's. Nope.
Him: "Do you know where the gay areas are around here?"
Me: "Uhh, Dupont in DC?"
H: "No I meant around here, MD area"
M: "Oh no I wouldn't know"
H: "Ah hmm ok, I just moved around here. You're not gay are you?"
M: "No man don't fly that way" leaning into my car
H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"
M:"Nah man I'm not gay"
At this point I'm like wow this went south faster than a gay guy
H: "C'mon, just 5 minutes"
M: "NO. I'm outta here"
H: "Okay well sorry I interrupted your time" and walks off
I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?
yes i have been approached on some mad romo stuff and it always goes the same, dudes are persistent on what they want anyways, i dont let girls tell me no once, they gotta tell me until i feel like stoppin, and thats how i get approached
dudes be like "please, i dont like gay guys"
me: no
them: im very discrete and clean
me: no
them: i know you would love my mouth
me: no
them: i got a fat ***
me: no bro
them: well if you ever change your mind 123 456 7892
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the reason he would've beat the **** out of the ****** is because
"it" is trying to manipulate people, ******g with their entire psyche, and sexuality as they know it.
it's like being raped
... seriously though, not cool.
"it" is trying to manipulate people, ******g with their entire psyche, and sexuality as they know it.
it's like being raped
... seriously though, not cool.
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Exactly. Nobody's fault you made the stupid irreversible decision of changing genders. Live with it. If you can't get laid that is nobody's fault but your own.
Sir San Diego
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I wanna watch that Project Pat video so bad, but I'm at work. 
Dude has two hood classic albums imo.
Dude has two hood classic albums imo.
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dude ordered chicken nuggets, almost got dat tossed salad
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Just tryin to eat in peace smh ...
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IDK if it is my rachetness but good lawd where do you find girls who look like them video ****!
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im just suprised he tryed to shoot a pass at you.
Oral wouldn't be the best way to accomplish that.
Los Angeles
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I cant wait to see this on Vitalyz youtube
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I always wanted to be asked this but by a girl
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I've always thought Chick fil-a customer service was top notch compared to other fast food.
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@ the BJ or anything:x
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Pics of you OP
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They're some sketchy cats here on NT. Not bothered by anything.
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Op got his booty hole stretched wider than lisa Ann during a train scene
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OP said 40-50 year old dude. It's why I don't think this was a joke. Unless Vitaly is employing his pops and uncle do troll now.
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LUCKILY I haven't had a run-in with a dude like you
So I'm walking to my car in a busy area in Manhattan, and I open my car door, 1 foot in/1 foot out the car and I hear someone say " excuse me " so I look up and its a chick who clearly looks intoxicated ( I am a little too ) so I stand back out the car and she goes, " where you going? " I said home why whatsup? " I'm going to queens I need a ride home "... Now normally I probably would've been like I cant help you and kept it moving but since she was decent looking and I'm a LITTLE intoxicated I said alright cool since it wasn't out of the way for me.. So she gets in the car and I put on my seat belt.. She puts her hand in my lap and goes " you know I'm gonna take care of you if you do this for me ".. She kept trying to do it while I was driving but I was like nahhhhh lets wait til we get by your hood I aint tryna get pulled over right now this **** would be all bad
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You know most dudes are joking. Most heterosexual dudes are extremely homophobic.
That's why I get low key irritated when guys are super pro-gay in these threads.
They don't believe what they are saying.
I don't think that's how it works.
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I have to respectfully disagree.