So I was leaving Chick-Fil-A yesterday vol. Ayo

Realtalk, I had a similar thing happen to me about 2 years ago while waiting for the Metro North train in a CT town.

People really are audacious these days...:smh:



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Similar situation happened to me (minus the indecent proposal) while waiting in the lobby at the courthouse for a speeding ticket. It wasn't until the last few years I was able to understand females complaining about dudes being aggressive. Gay guys are on another level with it. :smh:
 
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I've heard that men eating alone in fast food restaurants (and small mom & pops) is the bat signal for m4m.
A lot of nt'ers are already mad insecure about doing things on their own, you just set them back with this comment.
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Something similar happen to me by my house like a month back

So I get home from work 12am in the BX NY... I live in a semi decent area (Morris Park) and I usually dont see people walking around the sidewalks this late at night on a weekday.. its pretty dead over here, anyway I walk passed this young dude who stops me and asks where he can cop a blunt. Homie was obviously flaming but i'm not here to judge.. I point him in the direction of the nearest open bodega which happen to be in the direction I was walking in.. so homie is ahead of me the whole time.. looking back licking his lips & ish. Im feeling wild uncomfortable at this point... and then he starts showing me his crack.. halfway pulling down his true religons and ****, mind you im on the phone trying to ignore him and as I make a dash into the court yard of my apt complex homie got the nerve to ask "you arent coming to smoke with me".... I hit him quickly with the "Nah, my wife waiting for me upstairs" and dashed home. When I got home the wife was in tears laughing, i felt wild violated LOL.

now I know how women feel
 
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:rofl: @ the amount of yall coming with your own versions of this situation.
He speaks the truth

Most dudes are homophobic, and they dont realize it.

Elaborate please. I always wondered what exactly people meant by this. Like people are fearful of gays or what? I don't get it. Sounds like a defense mechanism.
It is. The gay community and gay advocates need to come up with another word for things like that. Seems everything gets the blanket statement of being a homophobe. That's just plain nonsense, it's literally changing the meaning of the word.


Something similar happen to me by my house like a month back

So I get home from work 12am in the BX NY... I live in a semi decent area (Morris Park) and I usually dont see people walking around the sidewalks this late at night on a weekday.. its pretty dead over here, anyway I walk passed this young dude who stops me and asks where he can cop a blunt. Homie was obviously flaming but i'm not here to judge.. I point him in the direction of the nearest open bodega which happen to be in the direction I was walking in.. so homie is ahead of me the whole time.. looking back licking his lips & ish. Im feeling wild uncomfortable at this point... and then he starts showing me his crack.. halfway pulling down his true religons and ****, mind you im on the phone trying to ignore him and as I make a dash into the court yard of my apt complex homie got the nerve to ask "you arent coming to smoke with me".... I hit him quickly with the "Nah, my wife waiting for me upstairs" and dashed home. When I got home the wife was in tears laughing, i felt wild violated LOL.

now I know how women feel
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Thought aggressive **** like this was more on the internet than real life.
 
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What's the first thing you think of when you think Chick-Fil-A? That #%@! is good! Second thought is, damn they're conservative. No service on Sundays, against gays, etc.

Well I'm leaving there last night and this 40/50 y.o. white dude, plain dressed, is leaving too. I dump my tray, say excuse me, and walk out. Dude comes up to my FR-S with "excuse me sir" I'm thinkin another dude who likes FR-S/BRZ's. Nope.

Him: "Do you know where the gay areas are around here?"

Me: "Uhh, Dupont in DC?"

H: "No I meant around here, MD area"

M: "Oh no I wouldn't know"

H: "Ah hmm ok, I just moved around here. You're not gay are you?"

M: "No man don't fly that way" leaning into my car

H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"

M: :x "Nah man I'm not gay"

At this point I'm like wow this went south faster than a gay guy

H: "C'mon, just 5 minutes"

M: "NO. I'm outta here"

H: "Okay well sorry I interrupted your time" and walks off

I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?




You probably should have posted this in the "Dressing Better" thread, those dudes are used to being confused for homosexuals.
 
It's always the same dude with a comment on where a concentration of percieved/actual homosexuality is prevalent. Still, a very useless skill b.
 
It's always the same dude with a comment on where a concentration of percieved/actual homosexuality is prevalent. Still, a very useless skill b.


Wasn't planning on including it on my resume, Ace. I forgot that this is a forum of higher learning where every post must contain meaning and display a skill that is useful in the real world. :rolleyes
 
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Lets keep it real, aint nobody trying to be best friends with a gay dude, nobody wants their loved ones to be gay, a unwanted pass from a gay dude makes you feel a lot more uncomfortable than from an ugly woman
I wouldn't mind any of those things. My cousin has a friend named gay dan. He somehow has the power to tell a girl to **** a guy and the girls obey. I am also close to a few gays and was really close to a few lesbians before they moved to a state with gay marriage.

Wouldnt care if any of my loved ones were gay. So?

As long as they take no for an answer I dont care if they make a pass.
 
When he asked you for the gay spots, that was code for "are you gay?".

:lol: Yup.

As SOON as money started talking about gay spots you should've said "listen man... MY NAME AIN'T NO DAMN ALMOND" and stepped off on his ***.
 
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