So I was leaving Chick-Fil-A yesterday vol. Ayo

:lol: C'mon with that bruh. You the one talking bout you'd knock out a ****** now you wanna play the "so what?" card. Exactly what dude was talking about.
I said I would smack the **** outta her for pulling **** out on me. How is that what dude was talking about? That has nothing to do with homophobia. Nice try though.
 
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Bruh....

like two weeks ago i'm walking up the street and i see this navigator creep up into the liquor store parking lot... it was weird because the liquor store was clearly closed but it quickly became obvious he pulled into there for other reason.. as i walk past i see dude staring a hole through me from his drivers seat but i kept it moving..

dude pulls out of the parking lot after i past the liquor store and rolls up on the side of me... the conversation that ensued has been traumatic to my psyche

Dude: Aye my man!

Me: Sup

Dude: yeah ummmmm.. how you doing? you straight? need anything?

Me: Yeah man I'm straight

*begin to walk away*

Dude: Well nahmean i'm just saying cause i seen you walking and that *** was jiggling ya kno? Got my dih harder den a mutha

*dude pulls off EXACTLY like 50 in the window shopper video*

i was so confused.. i waited for the car to get outta sight then i turned the corner to the crib.. had to run out the other direction like 5 minutes later and seen dude scroll past again with the Merv the Perv face on. dude looked like a normal upstanding citizen :smh: i haven't sagged my pants since that day
 
Bruh....

like two weeks ago i'm walking up the street and i see this navigator creep up into the liquor store parking lot... it was weird because the liquor store was clearly closed but it quickly became obvious he pulled into there for other reason.. as i walk past i see dude staring a hole through me from his drivers seat but i kept it moving..

dude pulls out of the parking lot after i past the liquor store and rolls up on the side of me... the conversation that ensued has been traumatic to my psyche

Dude: Aye my man!

Me: Sup

Dude: yeah ummmmm.. how you doing? you straight? need anything?

Me: Yeah man I'm straight

*begin to walk away*

Dude: Well nahmean i'm just saying cause i seen you walking and that *** was jiggling ya kno? Got my dih harder den a mutha

*dude pulls off EXACTLY like 50 in the window shopper video*

i was so confused.. i waited for the car to get outta sight then i turned the corner to the crib.. had to run out the other direction like 5 minutes later and seen dude scroll past again with the Merv the Perv face on. dude looked like a normal upstanding citizen
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i haven't sagged my pants since that day
 
Bruh....

like two weeks ago i'm walking up the street and i see this navigator creep up into the liquor store parking lot... it was weird because the liquor store was clearly closed but it quickly became obvious he pulled into there for other reason.. as i walk past i see dude staring a hole through me from his drivers seat but i kept it moving..

dude pulls out of the parking lot after i past the liquor store and rolls up on the side of me... the conversation that ensued has been traumatic to my psyche

Dude: Aye my man!

Me: Sup

Dude: yeah ummmmm.. how you doing? you straight? need anything?

Me: Yeah man I'm straight

*begin to walk away*

Dude: Well nahmean i'm just saying cause i seen you walking and that *** was jiggling ya kno? Got my dih harder den a mutha

*dude pulls off EXACTLY like 50 in the window shopper video*

i was so confused.. i waited for the car to get outta sight then i turned the corner to the crib.. had to run out the other direction like 5 minutes later and seen dude scroll past again with the Merv the Perv face on. dude looked like a normal upstanding citizen :smh: i haven't sagged my pants since that day
lol
 
Maybe there should be another word.
Not homophobia but Idontlikegayguysbia

This only pertains to gay guys because men love gay women



I think Asian and Gays are untouchable on NT
 
So would that make a gay Asian the most untouchable unless he was touched by another gay?
 
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Bruh....

like two weeks ago i'm walking up the street and i see this navigator creep up into the liquor store parking lot... it was weird because the liquor store was clearly closed but it quickly became obvious he pulled into there for other reason.. as i walk past i see dude staring a hole through me from his drivers seat but i kept it moving..

dude pulls out of the parking lot after i past the liquor store and rolls up on the side of me... the conversation that ensued has been traumatic to my psyche

Dude: Aye my man!

Me: Sup

Dude: yeah ummmmm.. how you doing? you straight? need anything?

Me: Yeah man I'm straight

*begin to walk away*

Dude: Well nahmean i'm just saying cause i seen you walking and that *** was jiggling ya kno? Got my dih harder den a mutha

*dude pulls off EXACTLY like 50 in the window shopper video*

i was so confused.. i waited for the car to get outta sight then i turned the corner to the crib.. had to run out the other direction like 5 minutes later and seen dude scroll past again with the Merv the Perv face on. dude looked like a normal upstanding citizen :smh: i haven't sagged my pants since that day
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:rofl:

I got asked out on a date by a dude at work once. I was so confused/shocked/livid after it that I went home sick :lol:
 
i hate the bway/lafayette block for this reason... i would say soho altogether but there's another women to even it out.

i was walking down bway one time while it was packed, shoulder to shoulder traffic, and a dude managed to reach through the jostling crowd to grab my arm and say "i LOVE this color." he looked me in my face and had that "oooh girl you just don't know" in his tone... had to get up outta there.
 
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i hate the bway/lafayette block for this reason... i would say soho altogether but there's another women to even it out.

i was walking down bway one time while it was packed, shoulder to shoulder traffic, and a dude managed to reach through the jostling crowd to grab my arm and say "i LOVE this color." he looked me in my face and had that "oooh girl you just don't know" in his tone... had to get up outta there.

smh, you don't know how to take a compliment.
 
I was literally a bit shook, because the dude looked like he just got out of jail, and my phone wasn't working due to me being underground, and there was NOBODY at the train station waiting for a train.

*insert Jordan laughing gif here*
 
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