are you serious?Bruh....
like two weeks ago i'm walking up the street and i see this navigator creep up into the liquor store parking lot... it was weird because the liquor store was clearly closed but it quickly became obvious he pulled into there for other reason.. as i walk past i see dude staring a hole through me from his drivers seat but i kept it moving..
dude pulls out of the parking lot after i past the liquor store and rolls up on the side of me... the conversation that ensued has been traumatic to my psyche
Dude: Aye my man!
Me: Sup
Dude: yeah ummmmm.. how you doing? you straight? need anything?
Me: Yeah man I'm straight
*begin to walk away*
Dude: Well nahmean i'm just saying cause i seen you walking and that *** was jiggling ya kno? Got my dih harder den a mutha
*dude pulls off EXACTLY like 50 in the window shopper video*
i was so confused.. i waited for the car to get outta sight then i turned the corner to the crib.. had to run out the other direction like 5 minutes later and seen dude scroll past again with the Merv the Perv face on. dude looked like a normal upstanding citizeni haven't sagged my pants since that day
-Last year Buffalo wild wings
Went to the take out counter to order some honey BBQ wings and potato wedges. After ten miniatures the dude goes to the back to grab my food . The whole time was spaced out with my headphones on and didn't notice any odd stares or faces. Driving home I opened the bag to grab a wedge pulled out a sticky reciept . I opened it up and apparently this guy sealed this receipt with a honey BBQ kiss and left his name and number. Since then I never went back to buffalo wild wings or Maurice
Honey BBQ kisses now,get the ranch dressing later.
-Last year Buffalo wild wings
Went to the take out counter to order some honey BBQ wings and potato wedges. After ten miniatures the dude goes to the back to grab my food . The whole time was spaced out with my headphones on and didn't notice any odd stares or faces. Driving home I opened the bag to grab a wedge pulled out a sticky reciept . I opened it up and apparently this guy sealed this receipt with a honey BBQ kiss and left his name and number. Since then I never went back to buffalo wild wings or Maurice
Bruh....
Dude: Well nahmean i'm just saying cause i seen you walking and that *** was jiggling ya kno? Got my dih harder den a mutha
*dude pulls off EXACTLY like 50 in the window shopper video*
i was so confused.. i waited for the car to get outta sight then i turned the corner to the crib.. had to run out the other direction like 5 minutes later and seen dude scroll past again with the Merv the Perv face on. dude looked like a normal upstanding citizen
Last summer, I was doing deliveries @ a pizza joint for some side paper that stayed open until 4am in a nicer area of the city. A lot of our customers were early to late 20's partying every weekend living in apartments/condo's, with that said it's not out of the ordinary for you to be stuck outside of someone's gated apartments late and have to hit em up.
So it's a Friday night & I can't get in these apartments, plus I'm on some Fo Bars and honestly don't feel like going on a journey to find dudes spot. I hit dude up on the number provided, he's giggling and sh** when I tell him I'm outside, I'm thinking what the fu** is so funny?
He comes out, just some scruffy hispanic frat boy...
Him: Sorry you couldn't get in bro, here's a tip for your troubles.
Me: It's all good
Him: Hey, ya know, my girl is out of town... what you got going?
Me:Working
Him: I was wondering if you wanted to come upstairs & smoke somethin'...what you talkin bout?
Me: Nawwww, thanks for that offer but I'm straight. (No pun)
**He's persistent with it
Me: Nahhhh, I'm good I have my own drugs, thanks though
Him: I got everything you could imagine upstairs though
Me: Enjoy your food.
He says bye but does this lil frail waive with his tongue out, something like....
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Roughly 2-5 minutes later dude CALLS me back two or three times, I finally answer thinking maybe we messed up his order, dude starts the convo off with what's good, what you doing?
I say I gotta go and hang up.
He calls back & leaves a gay a** message (his tone was altered on some extremely flamboyant steez) that pretty much entailed him talkin' bout, Come back! Let's kick it bro! :x
I'm not even thinking much of it except that this n_'s trippin...
Then I get a text........
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The nerve of this fu** boy man.
Last summer, I was doing deliveries @ a pizza joint for some side paper that stayed open until 4am in a nicer area of the city. A lot of our customers were early to late 20's partying every weekend living in apartments/condo's, with that said it's not out of the ordinary for you to be stuck outside of someone's gated apartments late and have to hit em up.
So it's a Friday night & I can't get in these apartments, plus I'm on some Fo Bars and honestly don't feel like going on a journey to find dudes spot. I hit dude up on the number provided, he's giggling and sh** when I tell him I'm outside, I'm thinking what the fu** is so funny?
He comes out, just some scruffy hispanic frat boy...
Him: Sorry you couldn't get in bro, here's a tip for your troubles.
Me: It's all good
Him: Hey, ya know, my girl is out of town... what you got going?
Me:
Him: I was wondering if you wanted to come upstairs & smoke somethin'...what you talkin bout?
Me: Nawwww, thanks for that offer but I'm straight. (No pun)
**He's persistent with it
Me: Nahhhh, I'm good I have my own drugs, thanks though
Him: I got everything you could imagine upstairs though
Me: Enjoy your food.
He says bye but does this lil frail waive with his tongue out, something like....
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Roughly 2-5 minutes later dude CALLS me back two or three times, I finally answer thinking maybe we messed up his order, dude starts the convo off with what's good, what you doing?
I say I gotta go and hang up.
He calls back & leaves a gay a** message (his tone was altered on some extremely flamboyant steez) that pretty much entailed him talkin' bout, Come back! Let's kick it bro! :x
I'm not even thinking much of it except that this n_'s trippin...
Then I get a text........
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The nerve of this fu** boy man.
Some DFW Nter is going to hit homedude up for some top. Watch.
LMFAO, "you got a big one bro?"Last summer, I was doing deliveries @ a pizza joint for some side paper that stayed open until 4am in a nicer area of the city. A lot of our customers were early to late 20's partying every weekend living in apartments/condo's, with that said it's not out of the ordinary for you to be stuck outside of someone's gated apartments late and have to hit em up.
So it's a Friday night & I can't get in these apartments, plus I'm on some Fo Bars and honestly don't feel like going on a journey to find dudes spot. I hit dude up on the number provided, he's giggling and sh** when I tell him I'm outside, I'm thinking what the fu** is so funny?
He comes out, just some scruffy hispanic frat boy...
Him: Sorry you couldn't get in bro, here's a tip for your troubles.
Me: It's all good
Him: Hey, ya know, my girl is out of town... what you got going?
Me:Working
Him: I was wondering if you wanted to come upstairs & smoke somethin'...what you talkin bout?
Me: Nawwww, thanks for that offer but I'm straight. (No pun)
**He's persistent with it
Me: Nahhhh, I'm good I have my own drugs, thanks though
Him: I got everything you could imagine upstairs though
Me: Enjoy your food.
He says bye but does this lil frail waive with his tongue out, something like....
Me:
Roughly 2-5 minutes later dude CALLS me back two or three times, I finally answer thinking maybe we messed up his order, dude starts the convo off with what's good, what you doing?
I say I gotta go and hang up.
He calls back & leaves a gay a** message (his tone was altered on some extremely flamboyant steez) that pretty much entailed him talkin' bout, Come back! Let's kick it bro!
I'm not even thinking much of it except that this n_'s trippin...
Then I get a text........
The nerve of this fu** boy man.
hell nah^:x
did you go?
. Shoutout to Joey 
LMAO, i knew that could be twistedYou dont know how to photoshop your unit out of the text message convos you have "all the time" with gay men who ask about giving you top on the DL!?
