Why did you punch him though you sick piece of **** humanHappened to me a long time ago. Dude came up to me and my friend asking for directions and started hitting on me.. I punched him right on the nose.
i didnt punch anybody tho how is something wrong with me
Sure pal
jesus 
Last summer, I was doing deliveries @ a pizza joint for some side paper that stayed open until 4am in a nicer area of the city. A lot of our customers were early to late 20's partying every weekend living in apartments/condo's, with that said it's not out of the ordinary for you to be stuck outside of someone's gated apartments late and have to hit em up.
So it's a Friday night & I can't get in these apartments, plus I'm on some Fo Bars and honestly don't feel like going on a journey to find dudes spot. I hit dude up on the number provided, he's giggling and sh** when I tell him I'm outside, I'm thinking what the fu** is so funny?
He comes out, just some scruffy hispanic frat boy...
Him: Sorry you couldn't get in bro, here's a tip for your troubles.
Me: It's all good
Him: Hey, ya know, my girl is out of town... what you got going?
Me:Working
Him: I was wondering if you wanted to come upstairs & smoke somethin'...what you talkin bout?
Me: Nawwww, thanks for that offer but I'm straight. (No pun)
**He's persistent with it
Me: Nahhhh, I'm good I have my own drugs, thanks though
Him: I got everything you could imagine upstairs though
Me: Enjoy your food.
He says bye but does this lil frail waive with his tongue out, something like....
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Roughly 2-5 minutes later dude CALLS me back two or three times, I finally answer thinking maybe we messed up his order, dude starts the convo off with what's good, what you doing?
I say I gotta go and hang up.
He calls back & leaves a gay a** message (his tone was altered on some extremely flamboyant steez) that pretty much entailed him talkin' bout, Come back! Let's kick it bro! :x
I'm not even thinking much of it except that this n_'s trippin...
Then I get a text........
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The nerve of this fu** boy man.
LMAO, i knew that could be twisted
You dont know how to photoshop your unit out of the text message convos you have "all the time" with gay men who ask about giving you top on the DL!?
i remember the 7th grade, twistin everything to mean something gay
but nah man, un is short for username, i was talking about getting messages on pof/datehookup, but yea man im about to look over my profile, now that you put emphasis on me saying "all the time" i have a feeling i have a gay profile pic (yes my shirt is off) or maybe i said a gay codeword in my profile
LMAO, i knew that could be twisted
You dont know how to photoshop your unit out of the text message convos you have "all the time" with gay men who ask about giving you top on the DL!?
i remember the 7th grade, twistin everything to mean something gay
but nah man, un is short for username, i was talking about getting messages on pof/datehookup, but yea man im about to look over my profile, now that you put emphasis on me saying "all the time" i have a feeling i have a gay profile pic (yes my shirt is off) or maybe i said a gay codeword in my profile
I remember talking to some of my female friends about how DL men have codewords and phrases and how it's a good idea for a straight man to know these words so we can avoid using them unknowingly. For instance, there was a movie about the DL life called Cover, and one of the code phrases was "it's dusty out here, I think you've got something in your eye." I wasn'tabout to search for it on my phone cause I'm not trying to have "codes for down low brothers" in my google search history.
