So I was leaving Chick-Fil-A yesterday vol. Ayo

sooperhooper said:
paulprince3730 said:
 
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LMAO, i knew that could be twisted

i remember the 7th grade, twistin everything to mean something gay

but nah man, un is short for username, i was talking about getting messages on pof/datehookup, but yea man im about to look over my profile, now that you put emphasis on me saying "all the time" i have a feeling i have a gay profile pic (yes my shirt is off) or maybe i said a gay codeword in my profile
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I remember talking to some of my female friends about how DL men have codewords and phrases and how it's a good idea for a straight man to know these words so we can avoid using them unknowingly. For instance, there was a movie about the DL life called Cover, and one of the code phrases was "it's dusty out here, I think you've got something in your eye." I wasn'tabout to search for it on my phone cause I'm not trying to have "codes for down low brothers" in my google search history.
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dude, sure enough i had some romo stuff on my profile, my dumb *** said "open minded and will almost try anything once" like for real, when i read that i was like dawg, you solicitin bruh

on the real tho, i put it to sound more universal (aka not sounding hood)
 
paulprince3730 said:
dude, sure enough i had some romo stuff on my profile, my dumb *** said "open minded and will almost try anything once" like for real, when i read that i was like dawg, you solicitin bruh

on the real tho, i put it to sound more universal (aka not sounding hood)
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These stories
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Call me what you want, but any advance on me by a man will be met with some unkind language at the very least. I can't even imagine my response to some of this other recklessness. **** out of here with that, take that type of party across the damn street somewhere. I guess I'm glad I'm apparently not all that good looking.
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Oh, and btw...I've always preferred "heterozealous" to "homophobic"...I'm not scared of gays, just really committed to and happy with being straight.

Told that man he was jiggling...yeesh...that's a fight where I come from.
 
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Damn, I left this thread too early. Def provided some morning laughter and some :smh: as well.
 
Maybe you guys look like homosexuals. So, that's why these advances(even though im sure some of these were blown out of proportion) are so forward and blatant.
 
ShotsRangOut said:
Maybe you guys look like homosexuals. So, that's why these advances(even though im sure some of these were blown out of proportion) are so forward and blatant.
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What does a homosexual look like? Obviously in OP's case, the man who was offering the blow job did not appear to "look like a homosexual" so how is it possible that OP himself looks like one.
 
ShotsRangOut said:
Maybe you guys look like homosexuals. So, that's why these advances(even though im sure some of these were blown out of proportion) are so forward and blatant.
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:lol: How do homosexuals "look"?

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I had on a U of MD tee and cargo shorts. I guess college campuses are filled with guys that "look like homosexuals" then
 
finnns2003 said:
Azul Rolex said:
So many violent people on here.
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Yeah right. How many dudes could get away with asking a girl to lick her honeypot? "C'mon, just 5 minutes" we'd get slapped faster than we could say 'clam'
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you gotta be kidding. men "get away" with talking to women like that all the time. women don't usually hit people for talking to them like that either. they just say no thanks and keep it moving.
 
you boys must look sweet never had no **** like this happen to me

have nothing against gays but some dude approaches me like that nd he's catchin the anderson silva front kick
 
CashBanks said:
you boys must look sweet never had no **** like this happen to me

have nothing against gays but some dude approaches me like that nd he's catchin the anderson silva front kick
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why do you have to hit him. why can't you just walk away. you have something against gays if you hit him over words.
 
the hater boxden said:
CashBanks said:
you boys must look sweet never had no **** like this happen to me

have nothing against gays but some dude approaches me like that nd he's catchin the anderson silva front kick
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why do you have to hit him. why can't you just walk away. you have something against gays if you hit him over words.
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That's not true. I've had friends go up to girls and tell them they have nice breasts or bottoms and have gotten slapped for it. Does that mean those females are against men? No, it just means they are offended and that is their way of conveying it to the other individual.

And for the record, I'm not advocating the use of violence in these situations but you can't possibly be dense enough to not process why someone would resort to a hit in these situations.
 
^how is it any different from a girl who slaps a guy for making unwanted sexual passes at her.
 
Storm2006 said:
the hater boxden said:
CashBanks said:
you boys must look sweet never had no **** like this happen to me

have nothing against gays but some dude approaches me like that nd he's catchin the anderson silva front kick
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why do you have to hit him. why can't you just walk away. you have something against gays if you hit him over words.
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That's not true. I've had friends go up to girls and tell them they have nice breasts or bottoms and have gotten slapped for it. Does that mean those females are against men? No, it just means they are offended and that is their way of conveying it to the other individual.

And for the record, I'm not advocating the use of violence in these situations but you can't possibly be dense enough to not process why someone would resort to a hit in these situations.
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like i said men constantly get away with it. that doesn't mean they don't get hit by women for it. those women are ****** up for hitting them imo. no reason to resort to violence. i just hate that.
 
Two weekends ago I'm walking down the Mission in SF with 2 girls and this ****** was leaning on a pole talking on his phone.

I walk by and dude stops his convo and yells, "...MMMmmMMM thats a tall glass of water right there! I just want a sip!"

Never felt so uncomfortable in my life. The awkwardness of the situation kinda left me in shock. Just kept walking while the two girls died laughing.

Not to the extreme as what happened in OP's situation, but no need to get extra butt hurt (no pun inteneded). Now if a dude went and touched me thats a different story.
 
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DeNs415 said:
Two weekends ago I'm walking down the Mission in SF with 2 girls (1 being my girl) and this ****** was leaning on a pole talking on his phone.

I walk by and dude stops his convo and yells, "...MMMmmMMM thats a tall glass of water right there! I just want a sip!"

Never felt so uncomfortable in my life. The awkwardness of the situation kinda left me in shock. Just kept walking while the two girls died laughing.

Not to the extreme as what happened in OP's situation, but no need to get extra butt hurt (no pun inteneded). Now if a dude went and touched me thats a different story.
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Walking away :pimp:
 
the hater boxden said:
finnns2003 said:
Azul Rolex said:
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Yeah right. How many dudes could get away with asking a girl to lick her honeypot? "C'mon, just 5 minutes" we'd get slapped faster than we could say 'clam'
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you gotta be kidding. men "get away" with talking to women like that all the time. women don't usually hit people for talking to them like that either. they just say no thanks and keep it moving.
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Hater's right, dudes say the craziest stuff without getting slapped

hell, i grab girls booty cheeks all the time at the club, never been slapped, usually they grab my arm and are like "WTF is wrong with you" and I respond "Um, I like your ***. . . A lot"

dont try that tho, 1. its never worked and 2. you probably will get smacked
 
I'd like to see HBD get smacked on
his buns while a grown man utters
"I'd like to sample ur meat." and walk
away. Knowing him he wouldnt walk
away, but charge him a fee.
 
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