So I was leaving Chick-Fil-A yesterday vol. Ayo

OP you must've looked ripe for the picking.

Did he tickle your palm when you gave him a dap hug?
 
I have a story. I don't blame anyone who doesnt believe me. Till this day I hardly believe myself.

I was talking to this girl. Long story short she found out I was a virgin. She couldnt believe it. She asked if I wanted some. She was fine so I said yes. She told me she would let me get anal. I said it is my first time I dont want to jump right into anal. That conversation went on for about 40 mins. She claimed she was on her monthly. I said I could wait. She kept giving excuses as to why she couldnt just wait to let me hit. After a while she told me she was a ****** :x. I said no thanks. She said you would not have known if I hadnt told you. I told her I wouldve known if I pulled her pants down. And I told her I would've beat the **** outta her. She said "you would not have known the way I wouldnve done it. I looked at her like :x then I just walked away while she was yelling some ****.
 
sunshineblotters said:
I have a story. I don't blame anyone who doesnt believe me. Till this day I hardly believe myself.

I was talking to this girl. Long story short she found out I was a virgin. She couldnt believe it. She asked if I wanted some. She was fine so I said yes. She told me she would let me get anal. I said it is my first time I dont want to jump right into anal. That conversation went on for about 40 mins. She claimed she was on her monthly. I said I could wait. She kept giving excuses as to why she couldnt just wait to let me hit. After a while she told me she was a ****** :x. I said no thanks. She said you would not have known if I hadnt told you. I told her I wouldve known if I pulled her pants down. And I told her I would've beat the **** outta her. She said "you would not have known the way I wouldnve done it. I looked at her like :x then I just walked away while she was yelling some ****.
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And you couldn't put this in the confessions thread? :lol:
 
sunshineblotters said:
I have a story. I don't blame anyone who doesnt believe me. Till this day I hardly believe myself.

I was talking to this girl. Long story short she found out I was a virgin. She couldnt believe it. She asked if I wanted some. She was fine so I said yes. She told me she would let me get anal. I said it is my first time I dont want to jump right into anal. That conversation went on for about 40 mins. She claimed she was on her monthly. I said I could wait. She kept giving excuses as to why she couldnt just wait to let me hit. After a while she told me she was a ****** :x. I said no thanks. She said you would not have known if I hadnt told you. I told her I wouldve known if I pulled her pants down. And I told her I would've beat the **** outta her. She said "you would not have known the way I wouldnve done it. I looked at her like :x then I just walked away while she was yelling some ****.
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why
 
Wouldn't even take head from a random JO b.

Her life's mission might be to spread HIV to as many people as she could before Lucifer calls her home.
 
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I've heard that men eating alone in fast food restaurants (and small mom & pops) is the bat signal for m4m. Did you make eye contact with him in the restaurant? That might've led him on.
 
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finnns2003 said:
I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?
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LUCKILY I haven't had a run-in with a dude like you :lol: but I was in a situation like this with a female..

So I'm walking to my car in a busy area in Manhattan, and I open my car door, 1 foot in/1 foot out the car and I hear someone say " excuse me " so I look up and its a chick who clearly looks intoxicated ( I am a little too ) so I stand back out the car and she goes, " where you going? " I said home why whatsup? " I'm going to queens I need a ride home "... Now normally I probably would've been like I cant help you and kept it moving but since she was decent looking and I'm a LITTLE intoxicated I said alright cool since it wasn't out of the way for me.. So she gets in the car and I put on my seat belt.. She puts her hand in my lap and goes " you know I'm gonna take care of you if you do this for me " :wow: .. She kept trying to do it while I was driving but I was like nahhhhh lets wait til we get by your hood I aint tryna get pulled over right now this **** would be all bad :lol:.. Got to her block, she serviced me.. Was a good night :pimp:
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:rofl: :rofl: down the middle on this. its so random, and the regard for catching something was left on the street. but at the same time i can't help but see it as a come up, getting some quick top on your way home.

the hater boxden said:
sunshineblotters said:
the hater boxden said:
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Did you read the story? She is a boy.

She would've been beat with no ***** given for whipping out a **** on me.
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i just don't see the justification for physically hurting someone if it is not in self defense. you could just walk away if a **** was presented to you.
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anger aside, id agree.
 
finnns2003 said:
What's the first thing you think of when you think Chick-Fil-A? That #%@! is good! Second thought is, damn they're conservative. No service on Sundays, against gays, etc.

Well I'm leaving there last night and this 40/50 y.o. white dude, plain dressed, is leaving too. I dump my tray, say excuse me, and walk out. Dude comes up to my FR-S with "excuse me sir" I'm thinkin another dude who likes FR-S/BRZ's. Nope.

Him: "Do you know where the gay areas are around here?"

Me: "Uhh, Dupont in DC?"

H: "No I meant around here, MD area"

M: "Oh no I wouldn't know"

H: "Ah hmm ok, I just moved around here. You're not gay are you?"

M: "No man don't fly that way" leaning into my car

H: "Oh ok. You don't need a BJ or anything?"

M: :x "Nah man I'm not gay"

At this point I'm like wow this went south faster than a gay guy

H: "C'mon, just 5 minutes"

M: "NO. I'm outta here"

H: "Okay well sorry I interrupted your time" and walks off

I peeled outta that parking lot like DK in the parking garage, smh. Now if that was a female, it would've been showtime. Have you guys dealt with bold attempts like that?
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:rofl: :rofl:

Watch out man that's how some of these older gay dudes roll. Be in the parking lot walking around looking for dudes chilling in their cars alone :x :smh:
 
the hater boxden said:
i just don't see the justification for physically hurting someone if it is not in self defense. you could just walk away if a **** was presented to you.
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I'm saying if she hadnt told me.
imagine if were making out or something. Me on the carseat and her on top of her the my hands slide down his pants. :x

I was just being honest. I would beat the **** out of her/him. I would not have thought about it. It wouldve been natural reflex.
 
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the hater boxden said:
i just don't see the justification for physically hurting someone if it is not in self defense. you could just walk away if a **** was presented to you.
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now what if he smashed and while they were getting dressed he looks up and see's a huge mandingo just swaying around. Could you still just walk away?
 
you should just allowed him to service you, but only for like a $50 giftcard to Chick Fil A 
 
lol. Some of the responses in here remind me of the scene in H&K Escape from Guantanamo Bay. "Aint nothing gay about getting your **** sucked, you are the ones who are gay for sucking it"
 
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