Experiment: text your girl "I haven't been fully honest with you".

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Dude is shook on twitter right now
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You gotta draw out the Batman reveal like the OG did. Add the same lines too.

Son threw in the "I don't know how to tell you this." and then waited 23 min between "I'm" and "I'm Batman." :rofl:
 
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Is that your girl or just a random? If she is, how long you guys been together?

Only reason I ask is because her contact name "Melissa" that usually tells me you guys are fresh, or just not that serious. #kanyeshrug

Wait what?

Every single person that dates someone has a bunch of hearts or some nonsense next to their name on their phone? I thought I was the normal one for just leaving their name the same as everyone else. :lol:
 
Wait what?

Every single person that dates someone has a bunch of hearts or some nonsense next to their name on their phone? I thought I was the normal one for just leaving their name the same as everyone else. :lol:

I have my girls first and last name *shrug*
 
Is that your girl or just a random? If she is, how long you guys been together?

Only reason I ask is because her contact name "Melissa" that usually tells me you guys are fresh, or just not that serious. #kanyeshrug

Wait what?

Every single person that dates someone has a bunch of hearts or some nonsense next to their name on their phone? I thought I was the normal one for just leaving their name the same as everyone else. :lol:

How long y'all been together though? Calm down papi
 
Is that your girl or just a random? If she is, how long you guys been together?

Only reason I ask is because her contact name "Melissa" that usually tells me you guys are fresh, or just not that serious. #kanyeshrug

Wait what?

Every single person that dates someone has a bunch of hearts or some nonsense next to their name on their phone? I thought I was the normal one for just leaving their name the same as everyone else. :lol:

How long y'all been together though? Calm down papi

3 years for me and just have first and last name.
i thought that stuff ended in high school
 
Ummm...no.

This would just torture her. I would never to this to someone I love and care about. This is a middle school prank. Hardly acceptable for high school.

My girl already gets upset about the pranks I pull on her and they are light weight.

My most recent:

My girl loves PayDays and dark chocolate Milky Ways. I knew I was going to beat her home to her apartment one night. So I copped one of each candy bar. I wrote "1/3" on a post it note on one of them, and "3/3" on a post it note on the other. Then I hid them around her apt pretty much in plain sight in places she'd see them if she just looked around real quick. When she got home I told her I had three surprises for her, but she'd have to look around for them. Well she found the two candy bars pretty quickly...ate one right away and one later that night. Then the next day she got home from work she FREAKED out on me. Telling me she looked everywhere for the 3rd candy bar and couldn't find it. I was just laughing hysterically in her face. Finally I told her that it was a prank and there wasn't a third candy bar. She didn't really believe me and kept looking until I assured her there wasn't another candy bar. She didn't find it very funny :rofl:. So I don't think this would be funny AT ALL.


Damn how fat is your girl homie?


j/k papi
 
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I want to try this, but there's been stuff that I've been through with my gf and this stunt might bring the past back. But wow @ the screenshots, seems like some of these people needed to pull this stunt, they found out some real dirt, and saw what kind of person they truely are.
 
My girl said the chances are unlikely that a girl would automatically assume it's cheating without proof or suspicion. I think she's right, I don't believe girls are that stupid to just assume and burst out their wrongs. That's something guys do. :lol:

She said most of it are lies just for the lulz.
 
Unless u got priors like some of us bro... U jus reopening a closed chapter
 
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