how do i get rid of an animal body?

send it to south korea
 
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call animal control and put him outside, just say theres a dead dog there..... not rocket science
 
If you love the dog and want it to be with you forever........ Drink the blood and eat the heart. It'll also make you stronger!
 
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Throw it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it.
 
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"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together."

"And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like ***** to a ********. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"."
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i guess you didn't read the first page?
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Sup

Bruh yall cold blooded I'm tryn so hard nt too laugh

Lemme get up outa here

Op just take your friends car and find somewhere appropriate to bury it (spell check)
 
Andretti said:
Sup

Bruh yall cold blooded I'm tryn so hard nt too laugh

Lemme get up outa here

Op just take your friends car and find somewhere appropriate to bury it (spell check)
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Done and done. 8)

:rofl: At all the responses.
 
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