How many Daschunds (weenie dogs) to kill a tiger??

Jokes aside, I hope some of you aren't underestimating how strong some of these animals are. Talking about "Let me get one good punch to the gorilla's head and he's done for". :lol:

Give me a break
give me a break
break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

clearly you havent read what my scenario actually was. Nobody said anything about an nt'er fighting anything
 
this thread is soooooooooooo out there....dudes now talkin bout raptors riding sharks?....the hell?...lmaooooo
 
Jokes aside, I hope some of you aren't underestimating how strong some of these animals are. Talking about "Let me get one good punch to the gorilla's head and he's done for". :lol:

Give me a break
give me a break
break me off a piece of that kit kat bar

actually one clean shot to the dome will put a gorilla to sleep
 
actually one clean shot to the dome will put a gorilla to sleep

Thats what I'm saying

People seem to be severely underestimating a Navy Seals training

What types of combat are gorillas trained in? Exactly, none. A trained Navy Seal in a CQB environment would sleep a gorilla.
 
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actually one clean shot to the dome will put a gorilla to sleep

Thats what I'm saying

People seem to be severely underestimating a Navy Seals training

What types of combat are gorillas trained in? Exactly, none. A trained Navy Seal in a CQB environment would sleep a gorilla.

ino these dudes are probably training at the base with gorillas
 
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yea okay, go head with that CQB against a gorilla.
 
It's a matter of turn radius. Can the Navy Seal get around the Gorilla? A clean shot to the back of the head will put anything down. Brains are not meant to withstand that type of force or sudden movement.

If the Navy Seal is completely fronted by the Gorilla, I'm not so sure that any type of disarm or parring movements would be of much help.

Now give us a long stick and we humans can make something happen.
 
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So now an animal that weighs 400lbs and has an 8 1/2 foot arm span aswell as being six times stronger than an adult male needs training to take on Seal Team six barehanded.
 
It's a matter of turn radius. Can the Navy Seal get around the Gorilla? A clean shot to the back of the head will put anything down. Brains are not meant to withstand that type of force or sudden movement.

If the Navy Seal is completely fronted by the Gorilla, I'm not so sure that any type of disarm or parring movements would be of much help.

Now give us a long stick and we humans can make something happen.

This is true. But lets not all forget, this isnt an MMA fighter, this isnt a boxer

Those guys are trained to knock out, they are trained to incapacitate.

Navy Seals are trained to KILL. They are trained in SCARS (Special Combat Aggressive Reactionary System) and show no mercy.
 
It's a matter of turn radius. Can the Navy Seal get around the Gorilla? A clean shot to the back of the head will put anything down. Brains are not meant to withstand that type of force or sudden movement.

If the Navy Seal is completely fronted by the Gorilla, I'm not so sure that any type of disarm or parring movements would be of much help.

Now give us a long stick and we humans can make something happen.

This is true. But lets not all forget, this isnt an MMA fighter, this isnt a boxer

Those guys are trained to knock out, they are trained to incapacitate.

Navy Seals are trained to KILL. They are trained in SCARS (Special Combat Aggressive Reactionary System) and show no mercy.

I am familiar with how SCARS training work. Gorillas live that life everyday B. They didn't have to be schooled for a month to gain that SCARS mentality. That mentality might put you in the top tier of chances vs the human race, but were talking about a beast that mankind is not familiar with at hand-to-hand combat. If you strike a Gorilla in the chin, do you think it's curtains? Do you think a leg sweep could trip up a Gorilla that swings through trees? It won't. A lot of SCARS has to do with using tools, environments and weapons. We are talking pure hand-to-hand combat here without weapons. I think with any sort of weapon: we got this.

P.S. - I don't think Navy Seals do leg sweeps. :lol: Most of their training is "close-quarter combat" meaning well within arms reach. If a Gorilla is well within the reach of your arms, you are well, well, well, well within the reach of his arms.
 
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You would have to blind the Gorilla first. Which is possible, if you can get close enough and coming from that DJ Nate suckerpunch angle.
 
You would have to blind the Gorilla first. Which is possible, if you can get close enough and coming from that DJ Nate suckerpunch angle.
That's grimy. The gorilla would have to be setup by another one of his pals
 
I remember watching a video on the strength of a tiger on animal Planet

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Wiener dogs are #1
Not srs
 
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