How many Daschunds (weenie dogs) to kill a tiger??

Lulz were truly had...although I still stand by 35, I do understand its an unlikely scenario. Interesting concept nonetheless...imagine 35 house cats on you...you wouldn't have a hard time within 5 mins of them constantly attacking you?? (Lmao...but seriously tho)
 
Lulz were truly had...although I still stand by 35, I do understand its an unlikely scenario. Interesting concept nonetheless...imagine 35 house cats on you...you wouldn't have a hard time within 5 mins of them constantly attacking you?? (Lmao...but seriously tho)
I've been around Daschunds... I'd be WAY more comfortable fighting 35 daschunds than I would be fighting 35 house cats... My cat is 16 lbs... Daschunds run at 10 lbs... Daschunds claws are USELESS.

35 cats vs me and 35 daschunds vs a TIGER seems like a legit comparison to you?
 
Lulz were truly had...although I still stand by 35, I do understand its an unlikely scenario. Interesting concept nonetheless...imagine 35 house cats on you...you wouldn't have a hard time within 5 mins of them constantly attacking you?? (Lmao...but seriously tho)

Of course I'd be bitten up and scratched and in pain but they aren't going to be inflicting life ending injury on me. No way in hell house cats could kill me. I'd just stomp them.
 
Even if those 95 daschunds somehow coordinated a pile up on the tiger ( :lol: ), you think the tiger is gonna wait around for them to gang up on it? It'll just run around wrecking all of them before they get to huddle up and create their attack plan :lol:
 
I've been around Daschunds... I'd be WAY more comfortable fighting 35 daschunds than I would be fighting 35 house cats... My cat is 16 lbs... Daschunds run at 10 lbs... Daschunds claws are USELESS.

35 cats vs me and 35 daschunds vs a TIGER seems like a legit comparison to you?

brooooooo.....what are these dudes on tonight!?....lmaooo

35 cats on me with sharp claws would mess me up, im no 500lb killing machine with a thirst for blood bro....
 
Ya'll assuming that Dachschunds are aggressive dogs. Its not trained to kill anything, its purpose is to be cute and cuddly and wait for food to be put on its plate.

Tiger has to live bruh, 100 Dachschunds will probably wag their tails thinking its momma in a costume then get the clap.

The Dachshund was bred to be a hunting dog, not for anything as big as a tiger, but they're damn good fox/badger hunters.
 
Steezy... I'm just convinced that we're on the wrong side of a joke at this pt.
 
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Pack of 100 weiners to take the Lion. Lion will be One hit KOing but 100 would do it.
 
Seriously tho i think about 15-20 just think about it the tiger could be fighting about 5-10 at the same time and the rest of the dogs will latch on to the tigers body and bite real hard till there is blood.
 
Seriously tho i think about 15-20 just think about it the tiger could be fighting about 5-10 at the same time and the rest of the dogs will latch on to the tigers body and bite real hard till there is blood.
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"till there is blood." is by far my favorite part of that post.
 
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When you take the question seriously it's not funny anymore..... Anyway 300 "tonight we dine in HELL!!"
 
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So if 15 Weiner dogs could take down a tiger about 3 would kill you? @thedocadvocate
 
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