So I was biking through Times Square and saw this UGGS model (*PICS* Help!)

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So my homie and I were getting our work out on biking through Times Square and I made a VERY sudden stop.
My boy was like "what's wrong?", I'm told him "she is the most beautiful woman I ever saw". Now I've said this before as an expression of sentiment. But this time I really meant it. I said it so loud, a group of models turned around and thought I was talking about them and then they saw the direction I was looking. One of them felt embarrassed and tapped me and said "I actually thought you were talking to me, I feel silly" and laughed. Then added "she really is very pretty".

Tears of yearning rolled down my heart's cheeks and I think that I am in love. I need to know about her. I don't care what your think of her, she's an ∞ +2 on a scale from 1-10. She's PERFECT.

The pic I took yesterday on a 20mile cross city ride.

A pic I snagged from the UGG website:
 
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Okay I can empathize with some of you all's sexuality, you like men, that's cool. We live in a progressive society, but don't take it out on her. She's clearly a superior specimen compared to the women in countless average women in many NT threads. You like Kate Upton Ms Piggy lookin' ***, that's cool. After all she's white that makes her a dime by default.
I'll stick to my average white girls who just turned 18.
 
So my homie and I were getting our work out on biking through Times Square and I made a VERY sudden stop.

My boy was like "what's wrong?", I'm told him "she is the most beautiful woman I ever saw". Now I've said this before as an expression of sentiment. But this time I really meant it. I said it so loud, a group of models turned around and thought I was talking about them and then they saw the direction I was looking. One of them felt embarrassed and tapped me and said "I actually thought you were talking to me, I feel silly" and laughed. Then added "she really is very pretty".


Tears of yearning rolled down my heart's cheeks and I think that I am in love. I need to know about her. I don't care what your think of her, she's an ∞ +2 
on a scale from 1-10. She's PERFECT.

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I read the title and thought you saw her in person, knew this would be another Nomad post full of lies. Turns out you just saw a billboard yet it's still full of lies.

It's like, real situation: Nomad is walking through Times Square alone, sees billboard and is smitten. Decent looking female sees him drooling with a big smile on his face, points at him and laughs. Nomad goes home and masturbates with his tears. Makes this post.
 
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