Pickup basketball stereotypes.

All I ever played was pickup ball growing up...

This video is so on-point...

I have experienced every single one of these.
 
They forgot the "im gonna let everyone know you fouled me but I dont call fouls" guy when he pretty much calls a foul but doesnt want the ball.

Him: damn bruh..we out here hacking people..
Fouler: alright your ball. Check up.
Him: nah I dont call fouls
Fouler: ok...

rinse and repeat every time he touches the ball, with just another way to say he was fouled
 
I was the tall guy shooting threes coming up, but all my friends out grew me later in life.. Im still 6'1, I've been that height since 9th grade..

Old dude was out there ballin in a football jersey, Too funny
 
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Another tall guy shooting 3's here, jumpshot is on though
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:lol: at the dad & son. So annoying. They could've added the 5 minute crossover guy that tries to pull an and 1 move every time. Also the sweaty guy that never wants to put on a shirt :x
 
They forgot the "im gonna let everyone know you fouled me but I dont call fouls" guy when he pretty much calls a foul but doesnt want the ball.

Him: damn bruh..we out here hacking people..
Fouler: alright your ball. Check up.
Him: nah I dont call fouls
Fouler: ok...

rinse and repeat every time he touches the ball, with just another way to say he was fouled

I hate that guy
 
Man I see the "almost dunker" every damb time I ball. Worst are the ones who be like "yo can I get a jam in right quick" then barely touch net
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They forgot the "im gonna let everyone know you fouled me but I dont call fouls" guy when he pretty much calls a foul but doesnt want the ball.

Him: damn bruh..we out here hacking people..
Fouler: alright your ball. Check up.
Him: nah I dont call fouls
Fouler: ok...

rinse and repeat every time he touches the ball, with just another way to say he was fouled

This is me except I don't let people know I get fouled

Usually my team mates or opposing player say something and tell me to call that and I just say nah I don't call fouls :lol:
 
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the guy who doesnt know that he has a left hand

and the dude guarding him (always on my team) that doesnt realize that he goes right every time
 
the guy who doesnt know that he has a left hand

and the dude guarding him (always on my team) that doesnt realize that he goes right every time
left handers tend to be more this way than righties. Even in the league, look at Lamar Odom, Manu Ginobilli, James Harden, Tayshaun Prince, etc. These dudes go left 101% of the time, and if they look like they're going right, they're just about to cross back over to their left
 
:lol: Spot on.

My brother is a combo of "player coach" and "imaginary dunker".
 
They should add another one: dude who claims his jumper is wet but never makes anything all game.

Seems like a lot of NT'ers fit that description as well >D
 
I'm a my bad , miss all but clutch at times or make most but miss game winner..... :wow:
 
the tall guy who only shoots threes is the worst. dudes are like 6'6'' and want to run the point. :smh:
i cant stand the dude who sucks so nobody guards him and then he will have a game he makes 3 3 pointers and he tells everybody about how he dominated :smh:
or the guy that can't play defense worth **** and then complains that its his teammates fault his team lost
and the people who never help on a screen and lets the dude shoot a wide open three and then look at you like its your fault. :smh:
or the guys who can only score on you when you get screened and then talk **** about how they are so good

:rofl: as yall can tell i can't stand the dudes who don't have any basketball iq at all but think they are dope
 
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