Pickup basketball stereotypes.

With dudes that gun, you have to convince them they are elite passers

Gunner: Makes Pass
Me: Good paas. Next dead ball, tell him again

So now he has a "reputation" to uphold and will pass more

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For me its that feel when THEY realize youre that looks can be decieving guy
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Same. I enjoy being 'that' guy on the court.
 
I just hate when dudes yell... AAAAANNNNND 1 ref... Boooooy you barely got touched go one with your burger self!

I'm never gonna call a foul on you fambs!!!
 
We got a lil asian dude that's basically CP3 out there. He stay mixing dudes up plus he feeds me whenever I'm under the rack so he cool with me :smokin :lol:
 
Since asians are not as athletic and most of their parents were not supportive of them playing sports growing up, they make for good role players during pick up since many specialize at one thing and one thing only, whether that be shooting, hustling, fouling hard/hand checking (usually older asians). Most will not ballhog and will only do the minimal asked of them. Also, your asian teammates will usually not argue wih you or demand the ball, which is why I like playing with them.
 
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I just hate when dudes yell... AAAAANNNNND 1 ref... Boooooy you barely got touched go one with your burger self!

I'm never gonna call a foul on you fambs!!!
I say And 1 when someone fouls me to let them know im still going to make the shot/layup. I'm not looking for the ball if I make it or not.
 
I say And 1 when someone fouls me to let them know im still going to make the shot/layup. I'm not looking for the ball if I make it or not.

Older heads used to cheat when you do that. If you call and 1 and make the bucket, they make you check it back up top no point as if you called foul :lol:. I got used to saying nothing smh hated that **** when was younger.
 
I just hate when dudes yell... AAAAANNNNND 1 ref... Boooooy you barely got touched go one with your burger self!

I'm never gonna call a foul on you fambs!!!
I say And 1 when someone fouls me to let them know im still going to make the shot/layup. I'm not looking for the ball if I make it or not.

I guess I was referring to corn balls who yell it when there are 2 refs on the court. Guys like that are corny af
 
Since asians are not as athletic and most of their parents were not supportive of them playing sports growing up, they make for good role players during pick up since many specialize at one thing and one thing only, whether that be shooting, hustling, fouling hard/hand checking (usually older asians). Most will not ballhog and will only do the minimal asked of them. Also, your asian teammates will usually not argue wih you or demand the ball, which is why I like playing with them.

Famb this isn't the racial stereotypes thread.
 
Moving next month into an apartment with a indoor court. Ready to feel out of shape to get back into shape.
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Since asians are not as athletic and most of their parents were not supportive of them playing sports growing up, they make for good role players during pick up since many specialize at one thing and one thing only, whether that be shooting, hustling, fouling hard/hand checking (usually older asians). Most will not ballhog and will only do the minimal asked of them. Also, your asian teammates will usually not argue wih you or demand the ball, which is why I like playing with them.

Famb this isn't the racial stereotypes thread.

I was gonna reply to that post but it's just so wild, I'm just gonna :rofl: at the fact that he actually wrote that.
 
Since asians are not as athletic and most of their parents were not supportive of them playing sports growing up, they make for good role players during pick up since many specialize at one thing and one thing only, whether that be shooting, hustling, fouling hard/hand checking (usually older asians). Most will not ballhog and will only do the minimal asked of them. Also, your asian teammates will usually not argue wih you or demand the ball, which is why I like playing with them.

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This stereotype has me dying!!!!!
 
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