Stupid Stuff you hear others say Vol. SMH!

At burger king...

girl in front asks: burger and fries,

cashier:and what would you like to drink?

girl: soft drink

cashier: ok, what kind?

girl: i want a soft drink. *points at menu*

cashier:stands there like uhhh

girl: umm ?? in a sarcastic *****y voice

cashier: soft drink is soda

girl: OHHHHH. coke

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lol my friends and I were coming back from Sonoma State, super hungover. My Corolla SS doesn't say the time, it just displays the station it's on. The station was 107.7 The Bone. So all it displays is "107.7"

Friend: is that the time?
Everybody else: dying of laughter.
Friend: What's so funny?


I work at finish line. The other day we just opened up the store and the first customer walks in, alone. I greet him with a "whats up guys, how's it going?"
 
This isnt so much dumb as it was embarrassing but a few years back when I worked at a YMCA our pool was closed cause they were resurfacingthe bottom of the pool cause some of the tiles on the side were coming off.

Anyways a female member checks in and says omg i cant believe the pool is closed still, I respond with a "dont worry as soon as the caulk gets hard you can get wet" she looked offended and flabbergasted all at the same time and rushes through the gate. I look over and my coworker is rolling, it took me a few and then I got it. I couldnt look the lady in the eye anymore when she would come in
 
DontStepOnMyShoes said:
This isnt so much dumb as it was embarrassing but a few years back when I worked at a YMCA our pool was closed cause they were resurfacingthe bottom of the pool cause some of the tiles on the side were coming off.

Anyways a female member checks in and says omg i cant believe the pool is closed still, I respond with a "dont worry as soon as the caulk gets hard you can get wet" she looked offended and flabbergasted all at the same time and rushes through the gate. I look over and my coworker is rolling, it took me a few and then I got it. I couldnt look the lady in the eye anymore when she would come in
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lol
i feel like this could work with the right chick.
 
DontStepOnMyShoes said:
This isnt so much dumb as it was embarrassing but a few years back when I worked at a YMCA our pool was closed cause they were resurfacingthe bottom of the pool cause some of the tiles on the side were coming off.

Anyways a female member checks in and says omg i cant believe the pool is closed still, I respond with a "dont worry as soon as the caulk gets hard you can get wet" she looked offended and flabbergasted all at the same time and rushes through the gate. I look over and my coworker is rolling, it took me a few and then I got it. I couldnt look the lady in the eye anymore when she would come in
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lulz
 
Was watching cops and the officer asked the prostitute if she had any weapons on her like guns ,knife ,rocket launchers ...
 
Freshmen year of college in a 1000 level Geography course...

White chick really raised her hand in a sports discussion and claimed black dominance in American sports is due to those of African descent possessing extra muscles no other ethnic group has.

Class fell dead silent.. They all turn to me and this one African chick (class easily 80 deep), watch us start dying at how utterly ridiculous that **** was, whole class joins in laughing.

Unintentionally ethered that white chick. Should've knocked off the African chick after that. Had ridiculous cakes. Coulda sat my notebook on that *** b
 
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Jay Patt said:
Freshmen year of college in a 1000 level Geography course...

White chick really raised her hand in a sports discussion and claimed black dominance in American sports is due to those of African descent possessing extra muscles no other ethnic group has.

Class fell dead silent.. They all turn to me and this one African chick (class easily 80 deep), watch us start dying at how utterly ridiculous that **** was, whole class joins in laughing.

Unintentionally ethered that white chick. Should've knocked off the African chick after that. Had ridiculous cakes. Coulda sat my notebook on that *** b
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Pics of the African chick with these cakes that you speak of.
 
Hoosier Bad Boy 11 said:
 
Jay Patt said:
Freshmen year of college in a 1000 level Geography course...

White chick really raised her hand in a sports discussion and claimed black dominance in American sports is due to those of African descent possessing extra muscles no other ethnic group has.

Class fell dead silent.. They all turn to me and this one African chick (class easily 80 deep), watch us start dying at how utterly ridiculous that **** was, whole class joins in laughing.

Unintentionally ethered that white chick. Should've knocked off the African chick after that. Had ridiculous cakes. Coulda sat my notebook on that *** b
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Pics of the African chick with these cakes that you speak of.
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Aw yeah I got you bruh let me just hop in my time machine and snap one
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What one thing I hear over and over that gets on my nerve is ..

When people say I'm going to Boston, Miami, LA, etc etc ... But they really mean Massachusetts, Florida, California ... Its annoying ....
 
Keko Jones said:
What one thing I hear over and over that gets on my nerve is ..

When people say I'm going to Boston, Miami, LA, etc etc ... But they really mean Massachusetts, Florida, California ... Its annoying ....
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That absolutely ridiculous of you.

Massachusetts, Florida and California are states. A more broad area.

Boston, Miami, Los Angeles, are cities. More specific areas.

There's nothing wrong with giving more precise information.

It's like you call a close relative.

"Where are you?"

"I'm in California."

California is a big place. They could be up near Cascadia or near Mexico.
 
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Don Adidada said:
That absolutely ridiculous of you.

Massachusetts, Florida and California are states. A more broad area.

Boston, Miami, Los Angeles, are cities. More specific areas.

There's nothing wrong with giving more precise information.

It's like you call a close relative.

"Where are you?"

"I'm in California."

California is a big place. They could be up near Cascadia or near Mexico.
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let me further explain ...

Hey I'm going to Boston, but they really mean ... Hey I'm going to Springfield ... They basically state that Boston is the state rather than just the city.

Hey I'm going to Miami .. Cool, enjoy south beach. Naw I'm staying in Tampa.

Get it?
 
Working in a hat store is funny because people be making there own sizes up.

"Can I get a 7 2/3?" :x
 
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