The 13 Creepiest things a Child has ever said to a parent

YO...... F' this......


Some of these are mad creepy.

I have a 5yr old too.

I ain't trying to hear none of this.....
 
i wonder what a black kid woulda said

mom dont **** with me stay in your lane ***** and ill stay in mine ***** **** im not playin ****** get killed eyday b
 
i wonder what a black kid woulda said

mom dont **** with me stay in your lane ***** and ill stay in mine ***** **** im not playin ****** get killed eyday b
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I don't know if these quotes are even real but they sure are entertaining
 
Kids and animals creep me out. I feel like they are a portal to the unknown
i went to the beach with my friend, his wife and young son and one night little man was scared as all hell in the hotel room...

...he was avoiding a corner of the room and hiding behind his parents, when they asked whats wrong he said there was a demon over there, he was legit freaked out, i asked does he even know what that means and they said they never taught him that word...

...i said screw that im not sleeping in the suite, went to the bar got drunk and slept in the car...

...ever since then ive been scared of toddlers
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i went to the beach with my friend, his wife and young son and one night little man was scared as all hell in the hotel room...

...he was avoiding a corner of the room and hiding behind his parents, when they asked whats wrong he said there was a demon over there, he was legit freaked out, i asked does he even know what that means and they said they never taught him that word...

...i said screw that im not sleeping in the suite, went to the bar got drunk and slept in the car...

...ever since then ive been scared of toddlers :\

Exactly. My brother was murdered and had two young sons. My brother had a scar in his head (nothing big but noticeable when he had a low cut)

The day of his funeral his youngest son my nephew got a haircut (he had braids before) and had the same exact scar. Me and his mother couldn't figure out what the hell happened. And when we asked him what happened he said "daddy gave it to me last night"

This was when he was 3 my nephew is 9 now and still has the scar.
 
Kids and animals creep me out. I feel like they are a portal to the unknown

i went to the beach with my friend, his wife and young son and one night little man was scared as all hell in the hotel room...

...he was avoiding a corner of the room and hiding behind his parents, when they asked whats wrong he said there was a demon over there, he was legit freaked out, i asked does he even know what that means and they said they never taught him that word...

...i said screw that im not sleeping in the suite, went to the bar got drunk and slept in the car...

...ever since then ive been scared of toddlers :\
Yeah I've always heard baby's can see ghost/spirits/angels/demons
 
Exactly. My brother was murdered and had two young sons. My brother had a scar in his head (nothing big but noticeable when he had a low cut)

The day of his funeral his youngest son my nephew got a haircut (he had braids before) and had the same exact scar. Me and his mother couldn't figure out what the hell happened. And when we asked him what happened he said "daddy gave it to me last night"

This was when he was 3 my nephew is 9 now and still has the scar.
that's crazy
 
Y'all realize yall were kids too right?

You guys remember seeing "demons"
 
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Exactly. My brother was murdered and had two young sons. My brother had a scar in his head (nothing big but noticeable when he had a low cut)

The day of his funeral his youngest son my nephew got a haircut (he had braids before) and had the same exact scar. Me and his mother couldn't figure out what the hell happened. And when we asked him what happened he said "daddy gave it to me last night"

This was when he was 3 my nephew is 9 now and still has the scar.


- i had trouble believing any of this crap.. til you posted. that's wild !!
 
Yeah it's crazy. I have no need to make it up

Granted he's a boy and things happen but I mean the scar was from what looked like something that came from stitches. And he's never hurt himself that bad.

My brothers scar was from a fight where someone hit him in the head.

Edit - might as well freak you guys out more lol. My brother used to always kiss his sons on their heads.. Like hug them and Palm their head and kiss them. When we asked my nephew how his father gave him the scar (trying to see if he was hurting him) he said he just gave me a hug and a kiss.
 
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SON I DONT EEM KNOW IF I EVEN WANT TO READ DIS

Children are connected and psychedelic in ways that make a lot of these comments difficult to understand to an adults mind, but often, they dont know they're being "different". They just be.
 
Y'all realize yall were kids too right?

You guys remember seeing "demons"

my dude I barely remember what I did back in middle school, i be damned if i remember if i seen a demon before :lol:

the stories y'all telling more creepy then the pic quotes being posted, keepem coming :nerd:
 
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I got a 2 year old and he always pointing at **** in the air in the house saying hi. **** always freak me out
 
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