Retto
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Nationals games usually get some floating around as well (if you have time for it while you're here)...seen a couple cold ones while working up here.
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Nationals games usually get some floating around as well (if you have time for it while you're here)...seen a couple cold ones while working up here.
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Theyre everywhere in DC. But real talk they act as if their "self" dont stink. So if you come with it you gotta bring it hard
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I NEVER want to see this girl Again in my life. I will give her such a disrespectful piece of my opinion. I have daydreamed about the ways to offend her so often that I hope she never comes around. Real talk!!!! On another note, some girl checked me out during dinner.......made me feel good [emoji]128526[/emoji]
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You must be doing your thing at workFinding out more gossip about me at work...
Maybe I should just go hide in a cave.
I sometimes wonder what people honestly think about me though
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You must be doing your thing at workFinding out more gossip about me at work...
Maybe I should just go hide in a cave.
embrace it like Chris Carter just said on Mike & Mike this morning only benchwarmers dont have "haters"
I sometimes wonder what people honestly think about me though
But what's funny is that I really do try to keep a low profile now.
Not like my other jobs, or when I was younger... I wanted EVERYBODY know I was the man! I wanted all the girls to fight about me. I was humblebragging all the time!
Now, not so much, if not at all.... still funny how traits never end even when you don't try.
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Don't think too much into it.
Just talk
Stop trying to figure out what to say to these chicks
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Na son but also I don't be looking for them.
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What's the point of trying to get with someone that you share nothing in common with??
I mean sex is one of the greatest acts known to man but why sell yourself short on a female that doesn't capture your attention. That's why it's imperative to learn how to just walk away. Plus, "All ***** ain't good *****"..
Let's say you do find a "Dhalsim" stretch conversation and get the drawers, only to find out you bamboozled yourself into some wack vagina or worst a crazy chick. If you really about your grown man life and want to get the formalities out of the way, keep it 100 and say you just trying to smash and move on. Once again there are a lot of women( especially in this generation) that just want to climax just like you. Why waste your time playing games, say what's on your mind and let the chips fall where they my. Too many ladies out here that you could find chemistry with either on the intellectual level or pure animal instinct level to get what you are looking for at the period you are at in your life.
Stop trying to make a square fit into a circle my dudes..
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fontaine
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Not sure why...
But I've been CLICKING making the yambs squirt lately...
Like... 4 out of the last 5 leaked...
Each more than the last...
This last time was :x
Shorty was donezo... Had me feeling like this
But I've been CLICKING making the yambs squirt lately...
Like... 4 out of the last 5 leaked...
Each more than the last...
This last time was :x
Shorty was donezo... Had me feeling like this
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I need to find me a squirter. Going to be messy as hell though.
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Make sure you do it at HER house.
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Set up a tarp or something. fontaine, what's your technique? It happened from regular sex cytherea-style or you used your fingers and mouth?
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fontaine
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straight D game.
Great D >>>>> great yamb licking...
Just like great yambs >>>>> good wop.
Chicks that try to kick that "I only cum when you lick it" are running game...
I'll explain more when I get to a computer..
I came across this part of the convo with a breezy.
I told her we can do it a lot more now that we got the first session out the way...
She starts to talk about feelings devolping and she doesn't know if that's a good idea because she might get D drunk and start making bad decisions...
Basically trying to set up the relationship angle..
My response...
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When I kicked it this way, she realized that we can still Kik it and chill... But maintain respect ad well be fine...
Once I let her know she can be free... Well... That's just gonna make her stock around...
Corner chick...
Not quite a gal... But you still get the yambs, can spend time, and do stuff with her...
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Shorty basically gave you the heads up she's going to turn crazy, don't be shocked when she throws a I love you in a month
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Shorty basically gave you the heads up she's going to turn crazy, don't be shocked when she throws a I love you in a month
I'm saying.
Take the hint and exit stage left.
fontaine
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Shorty basically gave you the heads up she's going to turn crazy, don't be shocked when she throws a I love you in a month
Trust me bro...
I got this... You're not dealing with a rookie.
Worked several times before... Gotta understand that these chicks always have an emergency D in the glass...
I'm slotting myself in there quickly and efficiently...
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Can always drop her if, I mean when, she gets crazy
Just always smash at her spot
Just always smash at her spot
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wrong thread.
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This dude said 48hr grace period. Lmaaaaao
And she smiled.
Good brotha Fontaine schoolin the rookies again!
And she smiled.
Good brotha Fontaine schoolin the rookies again!
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Girl went back to college today. Feels. I'm moving into DC with my old friend from college in a week. The relationship will definitely be tested.
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It's the weekend. What ya got?
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after I posted and read fontaine's post, my girl woke up, so I decided to give some of that Morning Glory.
as we're doing the do with her taking lead i hear a water balloon popping sound. next thing i know wet is running down my legs on to my bed.
(I just washed these damn blankets)
as we're doing the do with her taking lead i hear a water balloon popping sound. next thing i know wet is running down my legs on to my bed.
(I just washed these damn blankets)
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^^ lol that stuff stains the worst
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