TAY: IT'S A MAN THING GINA

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Splashed a Dominican/Haitian chick from school last week and it was A-1 plieghbois
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And to be honest u dont have to eat the box or the butt to get the job done... Nibble around it, a few swipes here and there is all thats needed to get the water running unless u just like eating booty but I'm tryna penetrate
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I'm from Miami and have yet to have a Haitian chick, I heard from a few friends of mine that the box is A-1 though, as you stated 
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Don't eat the spaghetti fam :lol:

That's what I'm saying :lol:

Hell even Migos know the dealio
"She cookin spaghetti and gumbo, momma told me don't eat no sauce from no ***"

You'll think it's all good in the hood till you catch her dropping her period blood in ya Ragu sauce, squatting over a pot of steaming rice and letting the steam ride up to her ***** and dropping that pum pum condensation water all up in the rice, and burying ya worn boxers in her backyard. All that **** is witchcraft my G. Have you marrying her in less than a month, next thing you know, you ain't you no more
 
 
Don't eat the spaghetti fam
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That's what I'm saying
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Hell even Migos know the dealio
"She cookin spaghetti and gumbo, momma told me don't eat no sauce from no ***"

You'll think it's all good in the hood till you catch her dropping her period blood in ya Ragu sauce, squatting over a pot of steaming rice and letting the steam ride up to her ***** and dropping that pum pum condensation water all up in the rice, and burying ya worn boxers in her backyard. All that **** is witchcraft my G. Have you marrying her in less than a month, next thing you know, you ain't you no more
Thats that OBEAH!!! (English Caribbean voodoo basically, haitians and french caribbeans got voodoo)
 
My old college roommate came thru to visit. Taking him to a club tonight since his bday is tomorrow.

Greatest wingman I've known.
Stockton to my Malone :pimp:
 
So I definitely wasn't about to make a new thread about this...but WHY IN THE HELL is there a bunch of penis pics floating around IG with that eggplant hashtag :smh:
 
So I definitely wasn't about to make a new thread about this...but WHY IN THE HELL is there a bunch of penis pics floating around IG with that eggplant hashtag
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Probably the new wave...you know people love to jump on trends no matter how foolish (i.e. fire challenge)
 
I was wondering something about condoms after looking at that birth control thread.

How exactly does the condom breaking make you have kids? This happened 11 years ago with my moms and my little brother, according to her.

But every time a condom has broken in my experience, I felt the sudden difference in sensation IMMEDIATELY and pulled out. I also think I'm buying the wrong condoms because it has happened about three times. Or if not, they're so tight as to be uncomfortable. I use Trojans or the Skyn brand.

You know the condom breaks when all of a sudden you feel amazing :lol:
 
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I was wondering something about condoms after looking at that birth control thread.

How exactly does the condom breaking make you have kids? This happened 11 years ago with my moms and my little brother, according to her.

But every time a condom has broken in my experience, I felt the sudden difference in sensation IMMEDIATELY and pulled out. I also think I'm buying the wrong condoms because it has happened about three times. Or if not, they're so tight as to be uncomfortable. I use Trojans or the Skyn brand.

You know the condom breaks when all of a sudden you feel amazing
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...it's rather simple. If you keep stroking..and she lets you keep stroking...a baby may result.
 
:x that's my question. Wouldn't anyone just immediately notify the chick that the condom broke and get another one? Or have I just been ridiculously lucky the three times I've broken them and IMMEDIATELY stopped :x
 
I can only think some dudes be strokin' and when it breaks they take that as God's will that they get to go raw and accept their blessing

I remember the first time i went raw and man.........i wanted to protest condoms
 
I was wondering something about condoms after looking at that birth control thread.

How exactly does the condom breaking make you have kids? This happened 11 years ago with my moms and my little brother, according to her.

But every time a condom has broken in my experience, I felt the sudden difference in sensation IMMEDIATELY and pulled out. I also think I'm buying the wrong condoms because it has happened about three times. Or if not, they're so tight as to be uncomfortable. I use Trojans or the Skyn brand.

You know the condom breaks when all of a sudden you feel amazing :lol:

Here's what it is
If it breaks and you pre-came, that's what can cause the child. Sometimes if it breaks, you might not realize it (depending on the condom, could be internally and externally lubed. Or maybe they just ain't feel the difference.

It's happened to me twice...both times I was drunk, and my sensitivity was down. Henny is liquid Viagra man I'm telling you. 1st time it happened I was hard like Rottweiler, was in the box for a good 30 minutes...I was like "yo why didn't I bust yet" then all of a sudden **** feels amazing so I think "maybe I'm getting my sensitivity back cus the Henny is wearing off" boy was I wrong....I splashed, pulled out at the end and the condom was completely busted...my meat was going completely through it, **** looked like a head popping out a turtle neck sweater
 
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