Picked up this international Swedish 5'11" ish chick at the gym and want to destroy dem yambs. Is she saying she just wants the D and is cool with just being FWB?. How should I respond to this smoothly? Just go ahead, set it up, and smash it down with the power of Zeus?
Hard to flourish when you're talking to a chick and some dude come in to block from the other side of the bar. 
Dawg smash for me!Picked up this international Swedish 5'11" ish chick at the gym and want to destroy dem yambs. Is she saying she just wants the D and is cool with just being FWB?
Gimme tips on how to make up for making a chick mad
How can i make things better?
She called me a grade A ******* (aka butthole) shoutout to kanye
:x
i mean it's like a few guys come in here, and post weak *** text convos, or rudimentary questions etc., as a young man, you have to just figure out 80-90% of this through trial and error...
i think omari had posted a few days ago something about how to make a move in a movie theater.....
there's no scripted playbook to go off, one has to develop some level of intuition, confidence, charm.....
. Best thing I can do at this point is give it a week/2 and see how it plays out.
Facts
It's like every time we DO smash, she's always paranoid that the rubber broke. Even though I check every time. I'm like, "I don't wanna have a kid right now just as much as you do"
So her mentality, mixed with the religious aspect, is like "well I can avoid all these scares by just not having sex, and I'm not supposed to be having sex til marriage anyways".
To tell a man you've been with for a year, that you wanna be celibate til marriage (which may be another 4 years) is unhumane. And I know for a fact that if she goes to her friends for any advice, they gonna tell her straight up she's stupid. But she won't go to them for that specific reason. She knows its unreasonable
(Even though I wouldn't be smashing this week regardless of the situation, having this whole situation and potential 'no sex' in my head is making me angry)
i mean it's like a few guys come in here, and post weak *** text convos, or rudimentary questions etc., as a young man, you have to just figure out 80-90% of this through trial and error...
i think omari had posted a few days ago something about how to make a move in a movie theater.....
there's no scripted playbook to go off, one has to develop some level of intuition, confidence, charm.....
i mean it's like a few guys come in here, and post weak *** text convos, or rudimentary questions etc., as a young man, you have to just figure out 80-90% of this through trial and error...
i think omari had posted a few days ago something about how to make a move in a movie theater.....
there's no scripted playbook to go off, one has to develop some level of intuition, confidence, charm.....
U right fam, i just overthink things wen im really feelin a girl and tryna do more than jus smash
. Would def recommend it for those looking for a fun date in the DMV
So just got back. It was a cool experience, although I didn't realize how much of a workout it was gonna be, I'm legit tired as hell right now. I was struggling once on the wall and really wanted to take the L and come back down but I couldn't give up with shorty down there looking at me
When we were walking out of the spot she asked me what our next get together is gonna be, thinking about going skeet shooting or this adventure course/zip lining place in Rockville, gotta keep it interesting lol
That feel when you're talking to a new girl but the sparks aren't like the last girl
And I know that heartless wench is somewhere getting her back blown out, not thinking about me
I need to listen to some Future, get my mind right
. Now you feel like you gotta outdo yourself
**** ill take her to &pizza for the next date and think nothing of itSee this is why I like to keep it simple. Now you feel like you gotta outdo yourself
See this is why I like to keep it simple
and I decided that next time I see her I have to approach her. 
That feel when you're talking to a new girl but the sparks aren't like the last girl
And I know that heartless wench is somewhere getting her back blown out, not thinking about me
I need to listen to some Future, get my mind right
"And I know that heartless wench is somewhere getting her back blown out, not thinking about me"
u not approaching it in the right mindset right now if you're thinkin like this
get it together fam fdb i can say this cuz i was in your position once
u just gotta not care bout it anymore she a stranger now thats what works for me
A simple yay or nay would suffice.
Alright check this. There's this girl that was in my class last semester that I wanted to talk to but for some reason the opportunity never worked out.
Fast forward, it's now summer session and what do you know I finally see her randomly one day. The first time I saw her I had class so I couldn't really approach her, and the second time I saw her she was sitting alone but I had to head to work. But that day she was looking [emoji]128076[/emoji]
Unfortunately, ever since that day I haven't seen her, but I've been coming up with random scenarios in my head as to how to approach her.
The first thing I'm going to say is "May I?" (As in to sit down next to her or across from her, she's always dolo from what I remember from last semester). I'm going to start with small talk and chop it up about how we were in the same class last semester and so on. I know she knows who I am cause I've read her body language and so on from last semester.
So here's the part I'm debating on whether I'm going to do or not. She's obviously going to have her phone in her hand and at one point the conversation may die down a little. I was going to ask to use her phone because I wanted to test out my headphones because it wasn't working properly. I'd make an excuse that I didn't know if it was my phone or my headphones that was the problem. When she hands me her phone, I'd go to youtube and probably play "The Hills - The Weeknd" so she knows what it is if she ever goes back and listens to the song.
So here's the twist. After I hand back her phone with little small talk I'm going to hit her with, "I have to tell you the truth. This is actually a social experiment to see how easy it is to hack phones of young beautiful girls like you. There's a hidden camera recording all of this, and now I have all your information. Well not everything but most of it, such as all your pictures and your contacts, and phone information."
Obviously none of this true, and I may come off as a creep but at least she'll have something to remember me by. I'll obviously play it off and move the conversation to her really not believing if its true or not.
Sounds crazy, but I haven't approached yambs in so long that my game has gotten weak. So what do you guys think. Please don't bash me lol.
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