TAY: IT'S A MAN THING GINA

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I told her I love her
She said it back.
We've been seeing each other for a week. |I
I will get back to you very very soon. im disappointed


but I have to take this time to congratulate my big homie Mugen

Glad my dude EWD had a unplanned escapade but its true
My old lady and I said **** it and went to the JP lol...
Weddings and people's influences and what THEY wanted for us just got old. Been smiling all day, literally in my Kanye Mood.
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I'm so happy for you brotha, Congratulations that's a blessing truly to find the girl that makes it all worth it. awesome man awesome.
 
Those nights when it's just you and a bottle of Maker's Mark are too real, man. That's when you're alone with your thoughts and can evaluate your past actions. The single life is something else. Why does it seem like those nights when you're have the time of your life pass by so swiftly, but those nights where you're alone (as a result of wanting to be single) drudge on forever?
 
Those nights when it's just you and a bottle of Maker's Mark are too real, man. That's when you're alone with your thoughts and can evaluate your past actions. The single life is something else. Why does it seem like those nights when you're have the time of your life pass by so swiftly, but those nights where you're alone (as a result of wanting to be single) drudge on forever?
Introspection is rarely fun, so the time passes slower.

However it's usually a good thing to just think on what you can do to change and improve.
 
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Lol. I'm ready to make 2014 memories. Smh at me watching chasing Amy though, bout to have me all up in my feels.
 
So I went out with the blonde I was talking about earlier and man she is more stacked than I remember. She's 5'11, but with them heels she's like 6'3. It was different, but cool. Crazy to see all the brothers looking at me like you got one and all the sistas look at me like I did something wrong. I ain't one to put any chick on a pedestal especially based on race, but this probably the baddest one I've had in a while. Can't wait to see what them yambs be like.
 
To quote Chris Webber" Always Run Through The Tape", lol..
So last night we arrived to my in laws house to a surprise celebration( still trying to find out who dry snitched,lol). Anyway everybody is excited and happy to see us and her ring.
Father in law was kinda upset but I explained to him that we will eventually have a smaller wedding but she really wanted this and I did as well.He just wants to walk his baby down to aisle, so I understand and made that promise.
Anyway, pre gaming like a mofo,( her parents like to go big for anything), so her cousins approach me and were like...
"You ready for a good time tonight"
"Fa Show" I said..
So we leave her parents crib around 8 to go to a sports bar just to continue "pre-gaming" and to watch those dry *** All-Star Game Festivities...
Cousins noticed a group of girls( one asian,latina,Caucasian), so they are trying to get their plan together. At this point I am buzzing like a ***** so I just walk over a just start spitting bars like I am a young JAYZ..
Lets just say being committed does ruin your mouth piece,lol...
We all laugh it off and go down to a Hookah Spot and just get our chill on...
So it's around 10:30 and I'm like...
"Before we hit 6th street lets go to Kung Fu Saloon", dont know if its just a Texas Bar but its has a bunch of video games and stuff you can play while drinking..
So we get to the spot(which is usually packed no matter what time you go) and I notice a table in the back, tell my cuzo's to go grab it while I buy a round..
Get to the bar and I see two beautiful female specimens(ones black, ones latina) and said let me try to "Run Point" again. I introduced myself and asked...
"Why are you guys sitting alone?"
Sista"My girl got dumped yesterday on ****** V-Day,trying to loosen her up so we can have a good time tonight."
I apologize for hearing the bad news,then proceeded to say..
"Look it was your mans lost. How about I introduce you to my friends so you can forget about the lame and try to have a good night."
Latina" Well you are kinda cute, whether talk to you"..
They both laugh, I said..
"Sorry I'm officially of the market. This is my little pseudo-Bachelor Party"..
Got hit with the stone face..
I'm like..
" Look my people's aren't married and they are real cool people's. Just give them a chance for me. Lets say this is the beginning of things to come for you guys tonight"...
They were like...
"Aight since you are cool, your boys can't be that BAD", lol
Took them to the table, introduced everybody, got them comfortable and loose with some rounds, then I proceeded to the back by myself to text my girl to come swoop me up so I could do my thug thizzle with her...
As I am sitting,I hear a voice..
"CanI sit down"..
Look up and the cutest brunette I have seen in a minute is standing over my shoulder( never really been into white girls but she is was a doppelgänger for Sasha Grey, had a serious thing for that chick. Forgot ol girls name so we will just call her Sasha, lol..
Sasha..." How are you tonight"
"Fine, can't complain"..
You know the usually small talk, I could tell she was down for the play, so I had to let her know..
Sasha." Are you here with someone?"
"Yeah my cousin in laws"
Sasha.."**** your married"
Flashed my ring..
"Yeah I got hitched yesterday"
Sasha..."congraulations( in saracastic tone), its a shame"
"Why is that"
Sasha.." You are so my type."
"What's your type"
Sasha.."Tall,Chocolate,Ball-Headed, with a chill demeanor"..
Had your boy blushing, lol..
So as she says this I see my wife coming from the side to get in, by this time it's mad crowded so I just lift her up over the gate and she's like..
Wifey.." Whose the cutie you've been talking to", okay I have seen this ******* smile before, this is that Fight Night smile she had"..
"Nobody just somebody to tide the time over until you got here,lol"
Wifey.." You want that don't you"
"Girl stop playin, you already gave me that before, I'm cool.."
Wifey.."Look lets just have some fun tonight, I am feeling freaky and besides I know I can pull her for us"
"Word"
Wifey.."This is strictly the last time for you. No hall passes, lol"
"Wonder Twins Activate"
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So we go back to the table, I introduce my girl, I go buy a couple of shots, noticed my cuzo's are still doing their thing with the tenderoinies I provide.. Bought shots for everybody went back outside and my girl nodded"Got her", lol..
So I sit down, past out the shots and..
Sasha.."I have never done this but what's the plan"
Shocked as hell, my girl just pulled a triple-double..
"Well just come back to the hotel with us and we'll go from there"
Tell my cuzo's we are leaving, they were kinda mad but didnt know "What was about to go down", lol...
So we all pack in the ride just having a normal conversation, like this isn't even happening..
Get to the telley, have so more drinks and Sasha must been Really been feeling some type of way..
I am sitting in a chair and she just comes over and starts making out with.. Tonguing your boy down, grabbing boobs, ***, the whole nine..
Wifey just staring like last time( like a got damn boss, playing with herself)..
Pick Sasha up, throw her on the bed, still doing the thizzle, pulled her jeans off, pulled panties to the side, girl throws me the jimmy like AI, slide on in and go to work..
They tag teaming me like The Harlem Heat,The Four Horse Men and The Legion of Doom..
We have been practicing Tantric, so this time your boy wasnt about to bust in 5 minutes,lol...
Just pure filth was happening(can't get to live with the words), so eventually after trying this position I call The Scissor, I am ready to come home. Wifey slides the condom off and I bust all over Sasha's chest...
That release was knee shaking...
Everybody laid on the bed, sweaty, nasty, funky.. Looked at my wife again, she mouthed..
" I love you but you know this the last time"
Laughed my *** off, Sasha gets up, starts putting her clothes on, called her a cab and the rest is as they say is History..
Feel like Bonnie and Cylde in this *****..
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Moral of the story is get out of your heads, and get out there..
Stop over analyzing and stop keeping up with chicks that mean you no good..
Peace..
 
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He retired from the game at the pinnacle like 98' MJ

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Wifey definitely pulled that power move, I can see why you cuffed it.
 
That was the only dialogue you gave her? 1st off, you don't ever have to start something with a "sorry, or an apology" when it comes to something like that. S***, if you were sleep, then you were sleep. But if you just hit her with the "you was sleeping" line and nothing else to indicate that you WANT her, or any other flirting said to her, she probably took it as that you are not interested in her like that anymore.
it a nut shell, yeah. pretty much. i get what youre saying though.
i was right though. got that text last night right before the bars closed. she wanted me to come pick her up.
was over my boys house, luckily he lives within walking distance of the bar she was at. so i did
we went back to my friends house. him and his girl went to sleep so we had the whole basement to our self. he just got a new couch put in down there too. told me not to make a mess. hes my boy so i couldn't do him like that.
so i made us a little bed on the floor out of blankets and what not.
we smoked a few doobs, did a couple dabs. and it was ON :evil:

took her to breakfast this AM. we'll see where this goes. not really looking for a relationship, she claims shes not either but, that's what she said last time though and shes the one who broke off our prior engagement.
really cool chick though. shes chill, gets high, an RN. like i said, we'll see where this goes.


and @mugen81 :pimp:
 
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Fam got married, got jungle fever, and had a threesome all in a span of 48 hours.

God level achievement unlocked.
 
Mugen might as well fly to Vegas and bet his life savings on black, universe is on his side.
 
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