How well would you score on the Wonderlic Test?

I answered 48 and ran out of time. It started over.
I said later for that and took the short version instead. Im Andrew Luck.
 
Hank Scorpio said:
Just took this quick and dirty without using a calculator. You're instructed NOT to use a calculator. You honestly do not need one actually.

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Listed are a sample of median scores by profession:

Systems Analyst – 32
Chemist – 31
Electrical Engineer – 30

Engineer – 29
Programmer – 29
Accountant – 28
Executive – 28
Reporter – 28
Teacher – 28
Copywriter – 27
Investment Analyst – 27
Librarian – 27
Electronics technician – 26

Salesperson – 25
Secretary – 24
Dispatcher – 23
Drafter – 23
Electrician – 23
Nurse – 23
Bank teller – 22
Cashier – 21
Firefighter – 21
General Clerical worker – 21
Machinist – 21
Receptionist – 21
Train Conductor – 21

Skilled Craftsman – 18
Security guard – 17
Welder – 17
Warehouseman – 15
Janitor - 14
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That 44/50 didn't help prevent PR Girl from conning you.


Hank Scorpio said:
They say if you get either a QB or a Lineman--You have a better ability to learn quicker. The Wonderlic is a lot tougher than people think because of the time limit.

I think I read somewhere getting a 28+ is considered great. Highest score marked was a 50/50.

Ryan Fitzpatrick got a 48.
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Harvard education.
 
ChampCruThik said:
That 44/50 didn't help prevent PR Girl from conning you.
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:lol: I had my apprehensions in that thread. I never said she was legit, but I did ask to meet up for coffee. I didn't think she'd agree. Malta and I were the first to raise eyebrows though.

I even said I personally know plenty of people who work in PR and named dropped some affluent people in PR. It didn't seem like she knew who I was talking about. That's when I knew she wasn't who she said she was.

How does that have to do with my Wonderlic score though? You're insecure about something?
 
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I took the long one and started guessing after a while and got a 30

Can I start yelling at random people like Philip Rivers now?
 
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Hank Scorpio said:
:lol: I had my apprehensions in that thread. I never said she was legit, but I did ask to meet up for coffee. I didn't think she'd agree. Malta and I were the first to raise eyebrows though.

I even said I personally know plenty of people who work in PR and named dropped some affluent people in PR. It didn't seem like she knew who I was talking about. That's when I knew she wasn't who she said she was.

How does that have to do with my Wonderlic score though? You're insecure about something?
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I took a quick dig, you ate it. It was fun to chide you.

For someone who clearly prides their intelligence level, I was sincerely surprised to see you gravitate to a suspicious character over the Internet.

Let's move on.
 
ChampCruThik said:
I took a quick dig, you ate it. It was fun to chide you.

For someone who clearly prides their intelligence level, I was sincerely surprised to see you gravitate to a suspicious character over the Internet.

Let's move on.
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How did you take a "quick dig". Isn't the thread deleted or something?

I never said I pride my intelligence level, only my work ethic. I've even been on record saying I'm not as smart as some of the people I know or work with.

The people in the thread made my presence there more than it was. But this is NT, I figured you'd know that as well. I can see how it's easy to get caught up in the moment or "wave". We've all been guilty of it.

I don't want to make this thread about what happened in another thread. I'm moving on.
 
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I took the 50 question test but ran out of time.  I scored a 28 and was compared to Peyton Manning.
 
I quit after the third question didnt want to end up with just a 4 like Morris Claiborne. First I get are the words revelation and relativity opposite, similar, or no relation. Im like alright cool this is easy. Then I get something like Mike threw for 1655 yards in his first 5 games at this rate how many yards will he have in 15 games. I hate math but Im like damn ok this is still doable...then they drop some **** like The day after tomorrow will be five days after last Friday which was the third Sunday after that Tuesday before the fourth Wedensday. What day is it today?


And with that I clicked the X and did my best impression of that Seinfeld gif where Jerry throws his hands up and dips out.
 
DontStepOnMyShoes said:
I quit after the third question didnt want to end up with just a 4 like Morris Claiborne. First I get are the words revelation and relativity opposite, similar, or no relation. Im like alright cool this is easy. Then I get something like Mike threw for 1655 yards in his first 5 games at this rate how many yards will he have in 15 games. I hate math but Im like damn ok this is still doable...then they drop some **** like The day after tomorrow will be five days after last Friday which was the third Sunday after that Tuesday before the fourth Wedensday. What day is it today?


And with that I clicked the X and did my best impression of that Seinfeld gif where Jerry throws his hands up and dips out.
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The "Which day of the week" question is a lot easier than most of you think. You need to disregard the wording and just focus on the facts. The sentence is confusingly structured to purposely throw you off.
 
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DontStepOnMyShoes said:
I quit after the third question didnt want to end up with just a 4 like Morris Claiborne. First I get are the words revelation and relativity opposite, similar, or no relation. Im like alright cool this is easy. Then I get something like Mike threw for 1655 yards in his first 5 games at this rate how many yards will he have in 15 games. I hate math but Im like damn ok this is still doable...then they drop some **** like The day after tomorrow will be five days after last Friday which was the third Sunday after that Tuesday before the fourth Wedensday. What day is it today?


And with that I clicked the X and did my best impression of that Seinfeld gif where Jerry throws his hands up and dips out.
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The "Which day of the week" question is a lot easier than most of you think. You need to disregard the wording and just focus on the facts. The sentence is confusingly structured to purposely throw you off.
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This. Claiborne got a 4? Dayum
 
I got 40 (alex smith) with the quick test, not even sure if I should be happy about that.
 
Never got my score the first time. Just took it again and got a 41. Maybe no notable nfl players got a 41 before because it didn't tell me who I scored the same as...just said I scored better than Alex smith who scored a 40.
 
I took the full test. Considering how terrible I am at math, I'll take it.
 
Did they ever do a follow up episode for hank scorpio? Because I notice hes wearing prison clothes in your avy. That episode was one of the best episodes of the simpsons
 
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No, they never made a follow-up episode for Hank Scorpio. It's strange that they never did, because he's probably one of the most polarizing antagonists in the whole show. He's basically Mr. Burns, but a much more charismatic and nicer version.

My avy is from the picture below. He's wearing his jacket that he wore for the mostly throughout that episode.

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