Things you uncontrollably say that you shouldn't

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Bad habits, you don't even know you just said it, and you want to smack yourself in the mouth afterwards

For instance,

When you're having a plain conversation, then out of nowhere you toss in a question or remark that just makes you look either stupid or weird.
Kills the mood of the conversation and make the other person want to distance themselves from you.

Anybody else, habitually like to get on their high horse and lecture someone about the right and wrongs... trying to lay the hammer down that your opinion is the one and only truth.
Then afterwards, you recognize what you just did, and feel bad about it because ain't nobody want to get lectured
 
Nothing too significant. A few ums, uhs, and likes when I shouldn't. I also will answer questions way too complexly on occasion.
 
I have a habit of saying "What" very aggressively at times if a question catches me off guard or I don't hear it well.
 
Don't really say anything uncontrollably but everybody knows my "WTF" did you just say face. Can't control my facial expressions,lol..
 
I call females "dude" , "man" or "*****", most of them hate it and take offense to the fact that I keep calling them dude after they told me not to.
 
If I got headphones in or I'm sleeping and my family messes w/ me to get up or something I'll be like "WHAT THE **** YOU WANT?!?!?" :lol:

Sometimes I say "sup bi***" to people I know.
 
Speaking my mind regardless of who is in the room . Example ... I hope my son doesn't come out like a ****** ... My wifey hit me so hard and I was like wtf .. then it hit me that the nurse assistant was border like ****** .. mad embarrassed.
 
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I call females "dude" , "man" or "*****", most of them hate it and take offense to the fact that I keep calling them dude after they told me not to.

this

I call evvvvverybody the N word. EVERYBODY, blud.

I say blud a lot too.

Random rap lyrics and adlibs out loud. Can't help it.

I'm brutally honest when I don't need to be :smh:

also the "annoyed lip smack" sound followed by FOH.
 
I call females "dude" , "man" or "*****", most of them hate it and take offense to the fact that I keep calling them dude after they told me not to.

This :lol:
Lately I've been calling some of my homegirls "bruh". It just slips out and I try to play it off. They haven't said anything about it tho so I'm not trippin
 
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i say mf and the f word alot :lol:
Like i refer to people as mfs and its never a no or yes its a f no or f yea
 
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