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Hopefully not srs.
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he should bang her parents too
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He called the man a stage 5 clinger though? Hahaha.
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I wanna see her face
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F it, pack your bags your going to socal. you need to smash to get your mind straight.
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Actually talking to another B atm from Tinder ROFL. AHHAAHHHAAHAHHAHAHA. Thanks brahs everything will be allllllright.
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OP are you familiar with the phrase 'a dime a dozen'? Especially in NYC, hit the bars in Williamsburg you can pull about 5 of those ^ in one nightAppreciate all the replies guys. Yea I'm simpin hard but F#$% it. I'll get over it eventually. Like everyone said plenty of fish in the sea. Oh yea here she is.
Oh and for future reference: ALWAYS keep a roster my dude.. you need to always have a stable of potential fwb's/gf's at all time, that way you get used to treating all chicks the same and not putting the P on a pedestal
You probably came off like a loverboy, that's not a good look
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She look like a ******* thumb
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I know similar feels op, keep ya head up.
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Wait, dude didn't smash?
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C'mon man.......... Of course not
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It's not your time, OP. I guess this tells you that it can happen. There will be other and hopefully the circumstances is in your favor.
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damn 
I assumed he smashed. I mean, he was making out.
OP if you haven't took anything away from this, know the "Girls just wanna have fun" is more than just an old Madonna song, and if you're already got your tongue all down her throat, at least, try to touch the box.
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Quoting because it's actually good adviceTrue story. This has happened to me more times than I'd like to remember. If you don't SMASH then you can't expect them to have that same sort of committment. Chicks, smart chicks especially, are crazy dumb wired this way. For some reason a guy (simp if you want to call it) is okay with growing the relationship. Girls on the other hand, only will work super hard once you'e smashed. It's a sad but true truth.
At this point, your only option is to text her and say "I get it. Good luck with work and if we are ever in the area let's meet up for fun" That'll show you are capable of dropping her. Then for two weeks you can't message her (or if she messages) just take ur time (1 day+) responding. And if she gets emo about ur slow responding just call her and act positive and say sorry texts are tough for me to keep up with and proceed to have a great personality/woo her over the phone for a few hours.
in 2 weeks, go to her area for some other reason (say an interview or a friends wedding wtv nonsense). Tell her 2 days before the intended target date. Give her something easy that she could do. Don't suggest dinner, movie, an actual date. I've used successfully: I have a little bit of time after the wedding and before the reception, meet me at In & Out, i'll get the burger you get the fries. Then, however it needs to be done...you SMASH.
Then you can choose after that whether you want to have a relationship or not. She'll be wanting you + the moon at that point.
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why not? Even if it's an accident?
I dont wanna hurt anyone. My wu tang sword will poke someone
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Lol surprised how many people quoted my advice. Definitely a lesson well learned by me, glad to pass it on! Learnt a lot the hard way, and took me traveling to another country before I met a girl that I really liked. In other countries girls know how to take a compliment. It's nice. You can tell a girl she looks beautiful (if you mean it) and she'll truly appreciate you saying it...not start thinking you are a simp.
From my bag of tricks also in case anyone is interested (for American girls) in case you are being friendzoned. I got friendzoned so many times before I started going this route.
We were sitting on the couch and this beezy had been friendzoning me like crazy for a while now (and she was so hot that I of course kept hoping for that hail mary). One day I just let it out honestly haha and it worked! Was amazing (verbatim the convo below). Etched into my brain:
Her: Yeah, I'm not sure if I should date him. He's my type I guess (had me so frustrated hearing her talk about other dudes haha).
Me: Well, you gotta do what you feel is right.
Her: How about you? You are so fun, are you talking to anyone new these days?
Me: Yeah of course. You know me. Just no one I really like tho...girls are too flaky out there.
Her: Yep
Me: So how come nothing has happened between me and you?
Her: WHAT!? What do you mean? We're friends...it'd be so weird (just like a falcon punch to the gut).
Me: Yeah.
Her: Umm..yeah you are so silly. You know I could never date you.
Me (at this point i just lost hope and went instinctual): Well, I never said anything about date. We could just fool around a little bit.
Her: Stop being weird.
Me: You send mixed signals.
Her: No, well maybe. But yeah I'm just not interested in you. You aren't my type.
Me: That's only because we've never had sex.
That one line was the biggest game changer in my history of leveling up on how to get with girls. Her jaw dropped.....like she had never considered that. I can't remember what happened after that cuz it got too wild haha. Her entire like attitude/etc everything changed. That question led to stuff like why, what would you do with me (and if they are asking that, you know they want it).
From my bag of tricks also in case anyone is interested (for American girls) in case you are being friendzoned. I got friendzoned so many times before I started going this route.
We were sitting on the couch and this beezy had been friendzoning me like crazy for a while now (and she was so hot that I of course kept hoping for that hail mary). One day I just let it out honestly haha and it worked! Was amazing (verbatim the convo below). Etched into my brain:
Her: Yeah, I'm not sure if I should date him. He's my type I guess (had me so frustrated hearing her talk about other dudes haha).
Me: Well, you gotta do what you feel is right.
Her: How about you? You are so fun, are you talking to anyone new these days?
Me: Yeah of course. You know me. Just no one I really like tho...girls are too flaky out there.
Her: Yep
Me: So how come nothing has happened between me and you?
Her: WHAT!? What do you mean? We're friends...it'd be so weird (just like a falcon punch to the gut).
Me: Yeah.
Her: Umm..yeah you are so silly. You know I could never date you.
Me (at this point i just lost hope and went instinctual): Well, I never said anything about date. We could just fool around a little bit.
Her: Stop being weird.
Me: You send mixed signals.
Her: No, well maybe. But yeah I'm just not interested in you. You aren't my type.
Me: That's only because we've never had sex.
That one line was the biggest game changer in my history of leveling up on how to get with girls. Her jaw dropped.....like she had never considered that. I can't remember what happened after that cuz it got too wild haha. Her entire like attitude/etc everything changed. That question led to stuff like why, what would you do with me (and if they are asking that, you know they want it).
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Dead
Just dead. Had me all confused reading this.....then scrolled up and just lost it. Everyone at the cafe around me looking at me crazy. Too much lol. Wow. hhahahaha.View media item 859385
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I laughed out loud and still laughing while typing this.
