Dorm stories?

I loved the dorm experience but only did it for a year because the visitation rules were wack as were most of the rules. Some of the highlights were...

I filled one of the large garbage cans with water and detergent and leaned it against someones door. Kept knocking and prank calling them til they finally opened and flooded their room.

I remember we got into a war throwing KFC sauces at each other in the hallway

We used to **** each others doors up for a couple of weeks. I put shaving cream in a rubber and left it on a doorknob. Someone stuffed my lock where I couldn't get in .

I used the RAs phone to prank a friend making him think he had won a DREAMCAST (yeh I'm old). He fell for it so hard he bet me a dub, yes I collected.

I remember someone pissing in another dudes half full Listerine bottle.

Mostly just chillin and learning how to take care of yourself away from home with other like minded individuals. Dorm was cool but college really started for me when I got apartment second yr.

AgentZero said:

 
Here's pics from the story:

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AWESOME  I wish I would have take more pics in college smh

I have so many.

We snuck a keg up to our floor one time. I peed out of our window sometimes when I was drunk. Every time we drank, exit signs and elevator handles were torn off. The night before my buddy's (who was also my roommate) first start, a guy pulled a gun out and threatened to shoot all of us. A girl spit my babies into my roommates beanie. Stole furniture from the other floor lobby's and "pimped out" our dorm. Smashed an RA from the volleyball floor. Smoked weed for the first time and hated it (blunt was coated in codeine). And so many more.

That year we stayed in the dorms was so much fun.

AyZee said:

My friend who went to Suffolk with Jenna Marbles. Jenna was def a party chick and used to get wild.

For the beasts:

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If I could recover webshots photos

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you know this is authentic because of the natural light.

p4l

Besides the random hookups I'd say the water balloon fight we had was pretty damn epic

Our freshman dorm got in so much trouble they made floors unisex the next year

I got a couple

Freshmen year was pretty chill. I went to a school that had like a 20:1 male to female ratio so the pickins were slim. There was this one thick joint that used to ask me for help with her programming projects. I found out she had a dude but I told my friend that I would catch him slippin one day and bang this chick out. One semester goes by and I switch dorms to be roommates with my friend. I didn't know her room was across the walk way about 10 feet from mine. One night we get to drinking and I smash. She fell asleep in my bed and when I woke up I thought she would be gone. Eventually we develop a "friends with benefits" type relationship and I'm banging this chick all over campus. One day I decide to break it off wit her because I was feelin this other chick. She wasnt havin it (mind you she still had her main dude). She started arguing and pushing me so I tell her lets take it outside and talk about it. I explain to her that we are done but she didn't want to hear that. I go back into my dorm to finish playin Halo with friends and we heard this loud boom. This chick kicks in the door on some Swat ish and starts breaking my stuff. I grabbed her and tried to restrain her but she bit me on my face. My friends just sittin there like aint **** happening and thats when her dude walk in. I tell him to get his chick and get out. He grabbed her and took her out. The police were called and I was almost arrested (Maryland is extra biased towards women) but my friends and I explained what was going on. After the cops left someone snitched and I was put on probation for a semester. The chick had to go to Anger management and we couldnt be in the same room together. 

In my second semester after the altercation explained above I tried to help on of my friends get some {P}. Dude was like 6'3" 6'4" but never had any. I put him on with one of my friends from from high school because she loved tall dudes. One night me, him, my friend, and my gf were chillin in my dorm. I gave him the signal to get out cuz I was tryna get some from my girl. He asks my friend if she wants to come over and play Call of Duty..... Im setting there like   and she is like   so she goes over there with him. In the middle of the session with my girl her mom calls and tells her that her dad wants her home so I finish up and tell my friend its time to go. She comes out with the stoniest of stone faces and Im just laughin at her. We get to my girl house and my friend tells us about how the dude just sat there in the room on the laptop and said nothing. She said she didnt have on no panties or nothin and was waiting for him to initiate. All he basically asked her was if she wanted the remote to watch something on TV. I was dying when she told us the story so natrually I text all of the dudes at the school and tell them what happen. The next day the dude is sitting there in his room alone drinking glass after glass of Everclear talking bout he tryna drink the sadness away. Dude was so wasted that he tried to drink lysol. He eventually learned what he needed to learn and never looked back.

I really need to look through my old files to find the pictures and videos we took of this stuff. Talking about it brings back good memories.

@TroyD  my roommate my first year was kind of weird like yours. Not like socially awkward, but weird. I'll explain.

One of the first weeks of school he came back really drunk in the middle of the night when I was already asleep. I woke up hearing this sssssssss sound and looked over to see him peeing on the carpet I got for our room.   Since I was half awake and it was near pitch black I couldn't see anything thankfully. Once I realized what he was doing I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and dude tells me no and keeps peeing. Then he hopped back into bed like there wasn't a puddle of piss on the carpet and told me he'd clean it up in the morning. Realizing it would be near impossible to get him to clean it up (partially because he was still really drunk and out of it), I had to take care of it. I went to the bathroom and got a wad of paper towels and just laid them over the puddle so they'd absorb it and I positioned his fan at the puddle to dry it up too. I wasn't trying to get my hands all in it so I figured that was the best I could do till morning. The next morning the puddle was completely gone, no wetness, no smell, nothing. Since my roommate was starting to get on my nerves I broke the story, which he claimed never happened because there was no evidence of anything left since apparently I cleaned it up so well. 

Another time I was hanging with my friend in his room and my roommate comes over to us with a look on his face like this . I asked him what was up and he told us he just got a BJ from a girl in our hall he wouldn't name. It was crazy too since I knew the door was unlocked because people were going in and out of my room and were hanging out just outside the door. We decided to do some detective work to find out who the girl was. We easily narrowed it down to three girls who I knew were in my room at one point and all of them were . From there we remembered seeing one of them leave first so it couldn't have been her, which narrowed it down to two. We approached the girl who left and asked her what they were doing in there and she said my roommate pulled up lesbian pron on his laptop that they were all watching together . She said it was weird and left right as it started and that one of her friends, the second suspect, left shortly after too. That left just one girl left and of course it was the girl dudes in my hall said looked like a gremlin. There were jokes for days about how they did it on my bed too. 

It became known that my roommate was into some weird stuff and later on he got what I can best describe as a black and red dragon tapestry for the wall next to his bed. My hallmates loved to joke around and exaggerate everything so they were saying that he was in some satanic cult and that there were going to be pentagrams on the floor next and sacrifices made.   A week later I woke up in the middle of the night to a voice. I realized it wasn't any voice I'd ever heard before, let alone my roommate's. I tried to make out what it was saying and while it wasn't completely audible I could hear words like "sacrifice," "devil," and something about death and killing. That wasn't all...the voice sounded like it was coming from under his bed.   Eventually I grew tired of hearing the voice and realized I couldn't fall back asleep with whatever it was droning on and on about all kinds of dark stuff so I decided to get out of bed and go over to the pile of clothes and blankets that were right next to the edge of his bed. As I moved some of the stuff out of the way the voice grew louder and I confirmed that it was actually coming from underneath his bed. I reached under and grabbed something...it was just his phone. Apparently he had been listening to some weird audiobook as he went to bed and dropped his phone which then rolled under it.   

I think i woulda broke outta there if i heard those voices

NfyNite said:

I got a couple

Freshmen year was pretty chill. I went to a school that had like a 20:1 male to female ratio so the pickins were slim. There was this one thick joint that used to ask me for help with her programming projects. I found out she had a dude but I told my friend that I would catch him slippin one day and bang this chick out. One semester goes by and I switch dorms to be roommates with my friend. I didn't know her room was across the walk way about 10 feet from mine. One night we get to drinking and I smash. She fell asleep in my bed and when I woke up I thought she would be gone. Eventually we develop a "friends with benefits" type relationship and I'm banging this chick all over campus. One day I decide to break it off wit her because I was feelin this other chick. She wasnt havin it (mind you she still had her main dude). She started arguing and pushing me so I tell her lets take it outside and talk about it. I explain to her that we are done but she didn't want to hear that. I go back into my dorm to finish playin Halo with friends and we heard this loud boom. This chick kicks in the door on some Swat ish and starts breaking my stuff. I grabbed her and tried to restrain her but she bit me on my face. My friends just sittin there like aint **** happening and thats when her dude walk in. I tell him to get his chick and get out. He grabbed her and took her out. The police were called and I was almost arrested (Maryland is extra biased towards women) but my friends and I explained what was going on. After the cops left someone snitched and I was put on probation for a semester. The chick had to go to Anger management and we couldnt be in the same room together. 

In my second semester after the altercation explained above I tried to help on of my friends get some {P}. Dude was like 6'3" 6'4" but never had any. I put him on with one of my friends from from high school because she loved tall dudes. One night me, him, my friend, and my gf were chillin in my dorm. I gave him the signal to get out cuz I was tryna get some from my girl. He asks my friend if she wants to come over and play Call of Duty..... Im setting there like   and she is like :x  so she goes over there with him. In the middle of the session with my girl her mom calls and tells her that her dad wants her home so I finish up and tell my friend its time to go. She comes out with the stoniest of stone faces and Im just laughin at her. We get to my girl house and my friend tells us about how the dude just sat there in the room on the laptop and said nothing. She said she didnt have on no panties or nothin and was waiting for him to initiate. All he basically asked her was if she wanted the remote to watch something on TV. I was dying when she told us the story so natrually I text all of the dudes at the school and tell them what happen. The next day the dude is sitting there in his room alone drinking glass after glass of Everclear talking bout he tryna drink the sadness away. Dude was so wasted that he tried to drink lysol. He eventually learned what he needed to learn and never looked back.

I really need to look through my old files to find the pictures and videos we took of this stuff. Talking about it brings back good memories.

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i have friends like this...had to coach these dudes into the yambs

p4l

I've spoke on some in random threads but just reminiscing