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The reason I ask my fellow NTers is because about two weeks ago something happened that will forever stay in my mind as the craziest memory of my high school life. Me being a dumb a** with my friends, I usually would peel out of my high school parking lot (like many of my other friends) and well this time things went a bit different. There's a curve that leads to the exit, before the curve is a straightaway of about 500 feet and I floored it as usual. Although I looked down at my dash and before I knew it I hit the curve going at least 20 mph, I turned the wheel, jumped the curb, and ride the curb all the way down with two blown tires on my right side on grass. The other half of my car is on pavement, I'm trying to hit the brakes to no avail (my car its about 7 inches off the ground so I clipped a brake line). I basically let off the pedals and continue to ride the curb until I hit a second curb, then finally a third before hitting a fence (I wasn't going fast enough to run over it, it actually stopped the car and bent a bit forward). In the end I ended up paying 500 out of pocket for the incident, and am now known as the kid who tried to drift :smh: Im actually thankful it happened, because if not my stupid behind would still be doing it. Fellow NTers, discuss on any outrageous stories from HS.
damn better slow down baby
 
Had my fresh lavender Ralph polo hit with some ketchup and started a food fight because of it.

Photo bombed our class blackout photo day with a white tshirt

Made my girlfriend cry right before prom
 
I was known as the mystery sh*tter. I use to take dumps on the bathroom floor Everytime I needed to go. Til this day no one knows it's me.

"The mystery ****ter did it again"
NT Thread of Savagery PT 2? 
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Lmao bruh you act like it was out of my control. I proudly took a dump on that floor
 
I was known as the mystery sh*tter. I use to take dumps on the bathroom floor Everytime I needed to go. Til this day no one knows it's me.

"The mystery ****ter did it again"

If no one knows it was you, then you weren't known as a mystery s******
 
Set fire to a bathroom by accident during junior year of HS

I smoked in HS (both cig and weed). My usual routine would be that during my lunch period, I'd get lunch the first 15-20 minutes and then leave to smoke with some of the seniors or just smoke a cig. Anyway, lunchroom is on 5th floor and I finish and start to leave for a cig. I took a detour to take a piss on the 3rd floor. Now usually the tissue dispenser is empty but that day there was a bunch in there. I decide to be a **** and set them on fire so no one else can have the luxury of the tissues. Now most of the dispensers in the school weren't flammable but this one was plastic and i didn't catch that. So I lit it with a match and dipped for a smoke. Around the time lunch was suppose to be over and I'm ready to head back in, I hear sirens of fire trucks. Did not pay any attention to it. 2 minutes after I step into the building, the fire drill alarm rings which confused everyone because it wasn't scheduled for that day. We dip out and ppl were saying there's a fire in a bathroom. It didn't even occur to me that I was the one who set it until I found what floor it was on because I didn't think it would catch serious fire. Apparently after I lit the tissues on fire, it engulfed the whole dispenser and there was a trash can under it and fire fell on that and engulf that too but didn't spread further. There was serious smoke coming out though.

School admin was pissed as hell and they "caught" the person-some random kid who decided to smoke in another person that was apparently on camera. The kid got kicked out and couldn't be in a school within NYC but I'm not sure how he didn't win the case against the school as he was in the 6th fl bathroom and the fire was on the 3rd fl. Anyway, there was a bunch of smaller fires after that where the sophomores set off but we didn't have to evacuate for that since they were put out early. There were two more times where we have to leave the building. The newspapers were trying to paint some image of ppl being nervous for midterms but that was just bs.
 
I had a rap battle against a guy who was getting signed by Universal Records. I won the battle by a long shot. I was extra loud and all the teachers came out and looked at me because they all knew I spit bars and battle rapped around that time.
 
Craziest thing was smoking on school property.

Thought we were so cool too. :rofl:
 
The reason I ask my fellow NTers is because about two weeks ago something happened that will forever stay in my mind as the craziest memory of my high school life. Me being a dumb a** with my friends, I usually would peel out of my high school parking lot (like many of my other friends) and well this time things went a bit different. There's a curve that leads to the exit, before the curve is a straightaway of about 500 feet and I floored it as usual. Although I looked down at my dash and before I knew it I hit the curve going at least 20 mph, I turned the wheel, jumped the curb, and ride the curb all the way down with two blown tires on my right side on grass. The other half of my car is on pavement, I'm trying to hit the brakes to no avail (my car its about 7 inches off the ground so I clipped a brake line). I basically let off the pedals and continue to ride the curb until I hit a second curb, then finally a third before hitting a fence (I wasn't going fast enough to run over it, it actually stopped the car and bent a bit forward). In the end I ended up paying 500 out of pocket for the incident, and am now known as the kid who tried to drift :smh: Im actually thankful it happened, because if not my stupid behind would still be doing it. Fellow NTers, discuss on any outrageous stories from HS.
damn better slow down baby



i still peel outta every parking lot :smokin

OP sucks at driving smh
 
went to class.

i was like the only person who did the homework one day. teacher got mad.

gave me a pass to skip class. straight told me to bounce

actually wrote me a hallpass for me to roam the halls and skip.

i didnt know what to do,

i james bond'd my way down the hallway.

dunking and dodgin, bobbin and weavin my way past security cuz i legit aint think my pass was gonna work

 i finally made my way to the end of the hall to the cafeteria for lunch.

but it was the freshman lunch
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i was a junior

went all the way down to the gym, and my p.e. teacher WAS there, but i aint trust the pass.

so i didnt even go in the gym.

so i went back to class.

shout out to Ms Sticky Icky Ricky

BONUS........

had a crush on this big booty girl. shaped like a coke bottle back in high school. we just gonna call her Cindy, cuz thats the name she gave her *****  and Cindy was EXTRA cool with my guidance counselor (female)

the GC scheduled a parent/counselor meeting with my mom. my mom went to the school and i got called outta class. i heard on the intercom "CAN GOMEZ GUATEMALA PLEASE COME TO THE GUIDANCE OFFICE.  i was extra happy.

my mom was in there with the GC . and we in there chilling. then the GC tells my mom "hey, you know Cindy? Gomez has a huge crush on Cindy"

my mom was like "oh really? ive never met her" the GC was like "oh , i can bring her down here"

shorty hopped on the intercom " CAN CINDY PLEASE REPORT TO THE GUIDANCE OFFICE"

i was like W.......T........F 
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  mad embarassed, i turned off all the lights in the office and went back to class as fast as i could.

never got to copulate tho.

but i grabbed them  cheeks one day in the hallway
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it was MAGICAL. like a marriage of memory foam and quicksand.
 
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I was influenced into a gym crime ring. So I decided to break in some kids locker to steal his wallet. So I did take 10 and put the wallet back so when gym was over the kid so that his locket was broken in to. So he grabbed his wallet looked inside and seen his $10 missing and was like I'm glad the jackass that robbed me was an idiot because he would of found the $40 I had tucked between credit cards.... I felt like an idiot....



I was the captain of my HS Varsity basketball Team and there was this away game and we were in the opposing teams locker room. We raided their ****. We stole so much stuff. I got a VVVNDS pair of Blk/blue Jordan 18's in my exact sz 12.lol we were wreckless. Soo much was stolen that day....


I'm not telling anymore.....
 
playing craps in the school stairwell
**** we played in class soon as the teacher face the chalk board.

I set the bathroom on fire in 4th grade, me and 2 of my homies was smoking on them pencil shavings lmao and threw it in the trash can
 
12th grade we had a lock in which happen to be on my 18th bday and this one chick gave me a lil present. Got the finger action and a lil dome, literally like 10 second head
 
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