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StillIn729 said:
I banged a girl in the middle of the football field then tied the condom to the opening gate then showed everyone the next day
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this day and age they probably would test that damn thing and suspend me
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Was this something spur of the moment or intentionally planned to do it there? 
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I built a working miniature gas chamber for one of my classes instead of writing a final paper. I tested it using mice, and it worked well.
 
zapatohead408 said:
My uncle was one of the 10 Mexicans at our school and smashed over 60 girls and two teachers by graduation.

There was this kid who fit the perfect description of a nerd. Had him in a few classes freshman year. Just a nerd, socially awkward, spent lunch with the bio teacher.

Fast forward to Junior year, this sophomore and her family were going out of town for the weekend and they decided to leave this nerd in charge of their house. We'll call this nerd Julio. So he's been sleeping at this house for most of the week and let a few people know about it. He got peer pressured into throwing a party by a couple other "Cooler people."

So Saturday comes around and the WHOLE SCHOOL goes to this party. It was in one of the most expensive parts of San Jose. Party starts off slow. Music, alcohol, underage people consuming alcohol. So Julio doesn't know how to pace himself and passes out in the living room couch. This is when all hell breaks loose.

People started getting really drunk and high and start getting rowdy. This led to an event of looting and vandalizing. One guy goes into the refrigerator and starts throwing ham and cheese at people. Another guy starts throwing mustard and other condiments everywhere. Some guy punches a whole through the wall. Someone made their way to all the bathrooms, clogged all of the toilets, sinks, and showers and turns on all the faucets. Also took an upper decker in the upstairs toilet.

A freshman at the party went to the upstairs master bedroom with his friend. They Saw the dad had some kind of expensive electric guitar, believe it was a fender or something like that. They got in a fight over who was taking it home, so they through it out the balcony. Also peed on somebody off the balcony.

My friend was walking around the house looking for things to take, he walks out of the house towards his car with the internet modem, a nutcracker, a painting, and two packets of kettle corn. He was dropping off the stuff at his car to go back for more. He realized the modem was a dumb idea so he throws it down the street. Leaves the stuff by his car and goes back inside for more. Comes out and the nutcracker is gone. He got mad, so he pissed on someones bed.

At this point somebody killed all of the light to the house so it was all pitch black through this entire thing.

Family shows up on Sunday around mid day and finds Julio asleep on the couch which he ruined by ******** himself. He wakes up and pukes all over the carpet. The family was devastated, their house was demolished and their cat was missing. Somebody wrote on the wall "Great party, thanks."
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There was a mini-horse farm right down the street from my school. For senior prank me and two friends snagged up three ponies, threw them in the back of the truck, and dropped them in the courtyard at school during the middle of the night. We then spread a rumor that there were four horses and it got all the way up to the administrators so they caught the three and spent hours looking for the forth before they found out.
 
middle school the principal got her nose broken trying to break up a fight...got he meanest 2 piece ive even seen from a 8th grade girl

piss/bleach water ballon fight that got wayyyy outta hand when the principal got hit in the face with one

freshman getting tossed into the pond & pennies thrown at them

lighting up building with stink bombs

smoke bombs into classes
 
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Man I didn't really do anything crazy in high school - probably the craziest thing I did was say the N word and get detention for it. Assistant principal walked out the room and I was joking with my boy and happened to say ".....he called me a N" . Don't know how she heard it cause she was already in the middle of the hall but she comes back in and she yells out "WHO SAID THAT?" and everyone is like said what? She yelled again and was like WHO SAID THE N WORD JUST NOW... Everyone starts looking at me dead in the face and my boy even looks at me. I'm looking around at everyone with the neyo face.. She starts talking about how if whoever doesn't come up and fess to it that they would be suspended and unable to do some thing we were having... Ended up going to detention for that. Crazy how I got in trouble out of all them football players/people who she was cool with that I've seen personally use that word freely around her.

I did more stupid stuff in middle school. Like shooting rubberband wasps at the teacher, cranking on the teacher, jumping on a pile of ice and busting my butt in front of my crush, etc.. 
 
My HS had a patio that was up 3 steps from the main courtyard level outside... We took this old beater of a car, painted it and made a ramp to get it up the stairs.

Put it in front of the school doors, took the wheels off and put it on blocks, removed some engine parts and left it there for the next morning.

Pretty solid Sr. prank at the time. 
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My boy and I broke into a chicks house to go up to her room and sneak her out to go to a party ( We couldn't tell her to come out since she didn't have a phone so she told us to break in while her parents were sleep)
 
Toolazy21 said:
My boy and I broke into a chicks house to go up to her room and sneak her out to go to a party ( We couldn't tell her to come out since she didn't have a phone so she told us to break in while her parents were sleep)
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Either you used to be dumb as a box of rocks or this story is bs
 
Got in trouble for carving in a desk. Principal said I had to pay $60 bucks for a new one or get suspended. Negotiated that I'd pay the 60 bucks if I got to keep the desk I carved in. Welded shopping cart wheels onto it in shop class. Stunted around the halls in my desk whip for a day. Principal gave me my $60 bucks back and told me to take my desk whip home and never bring it back.
 
Alpha I Caesar said:
Got in trouble for carving in a desk. Principal said I had to pay $60 bucks for a new one or get suspended. Negotiated that I'd pay the 60 bucks if I got to keep the desk I carved in. Welded shopping cart wheels onto it in shop class. Stunted around the halls in my desk whip for a day. Principal gave me my $60 bucks back and told me to take my desk whip home and never bring it back.
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:lol:
 
Alpha I Caesar said:
Got in trouble for carving in a desk. Principal said I had to pay $60 bucks for a new one or get suspended. Negotiated that I'd pay the 60 bucks if I got to keep the desk I carved in. Welded shopping cart wheels onto it in shop class. Stunted around the halls in my desk whip for a day. Principal gave me my $60 bucks back and told me to take my desk whip home and never bring it back.
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thats dope
 
ColdCity said:
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& selling candy out that joint
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 yeah I had already been reprimanded for selling things on school grounds tho. We had a gambling setup and all kinds of ish...pay a dollar to roll dice n win baseball cards. If you rolled 3 doubles in a row you win a snes game. They shut us down.  My "interfering with commerce" defense didn't work.
 
I used to sell cd's & candy in HS
frutie bags for $1
chews bags for $1
mix cd's for $3 & "bootlegs" for $5

the principal literally brought me into his office & told me i was making too much money(couple hundred a day easy) & id be suspended if i was caught again

never got caught again :pimp:
 
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I was running the tech behind a special assembly. We had some ny area civil rights leader come to our school (i forgot his name) who works with Al Sharpton and a few other big names back in the day.  I was chillin on my chair on the side of the stage, same side as the speaker, so the audience can see me if they paid close attention.  Well, i took two chairs and put my legs up and my body was face down so it LOOKED like I was sleeping but I was just relaxing.  Soon after the principle is marching towards me in her high heels so fast her teddies about to pop out her blouse (saw some dope side and top boob) and she reprimanded me in a whisper while this guy's speech is going on.  The whole high school saw but it was whatever cuz he still dapped me up after the show was over.  I don't even think he noticed.
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  Didn't even get detention or anything.  HS was too easy man.
 
ColdCity said:
I used to sell cd's & candy in HS

the principal literally brought me into his office & told me i was making too much money(couple hundred a day easy) & id be suspended if i was caught again

never got caught again
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Principals are haters mayn. We useta haze the young herbs in our crew n send them out after lunch to dbo people for they change wit a St. Ides Special brew bottle wit a slit in the lid and a piece of tape on the bottle that said "AIDS Children" We passed the heat on the charity fraud to the other cats.
 
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freshman year in hs and my girl was like a counselors aid. :smokin

Used to get me out of class and we would be in the handicap stall getting it in. (Theatre arts hallway was the kissing hall and too popular at this time)

Soooooo many close calls.

One time this bad senior chick caught us in there early on morning. She was like " Dam it's only first period".

Gave me the eye crazy after that.

Seen her at the homecoming dance and got the twerk in the corner and made out.

had me feeling like

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zapatohead408 said:
My uncle was one of the 10 Mexicans at our school and smashed over 60 girls and two teachers by graduation.

There was this kid who fit the perfect description of a nerd. Had him in a few classes freshman year. Just a nerd, socially awkward, spent lunch with the bio teacher.

Fast forward to Junior year, this sophomore and her family were going out of town for the weekend and they decided to leave this nerd in charge of their house. We'll call this nerd Julio. So he's been sleeping at this house for most of the week and let a few people know about it. He got peer pressured into throwing a party by a couple other "Cooler people."

So Saturday comes around and the WHOLE SCHOOL goes to this party. It was in one of the most expensive parts of San Jose. Party starts off slow. Music, alcohol, underage people consuming alcohol. So Julio doesn't know how to pace himself and passes out in the living room couch. This is when all hell breaks loose.

People started getting really drunk and high and start getting rowdy. This led to an event of looting and vandalizing. One guy goes into the refrigerator and starts throwing ham and cheese at people. Another guy starts throwing mustard and other condiments everywhere. Some guy punches a whole through the wall. Someone made their way to all the bathrooms, clogged all of the toilets, sinks, and showers and turns on all the faucets. Also took an upper decker in the upstairs toilet.

A freshman at the party went to the upstairs master bedroom with his friend. They Saw the dad had some kind of expensive electric guitar, believe it was a fender or something like that. They got in a fight over who was taking it home, so they through it out the balcony. Also peed on somebody off the balcony.

My friend was walking around the house looking for things to take, he walks out of the house towards his car with the internet modem, a nutcracker, a painting, and two packets of kettle corn. He was dropping off the stuff at his car to go back for more. He realized the modem was a dumb idea so he throws it down the street. Leaves the stuff by his car and goes back inside for more. Comes out and the nutcracker is gone. He got mad, so he pissed on someones bed.

At this point somebody killed all of the light to the house so it was all pitch black through this entire thing.

Family shows up on Sunday around mid day and finds Julio asleep on the couch which he ruined by ******** himself. He wakes up and pukes all over the carpet. The family was devastated, their house was demolished and their cat was missing. Somebody wrote on the wall "Great party, thanks."
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Man this sounds like a perfect 80's teen movie :nthat: :rofl:
 
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