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Drunk at a party in the basement (no escape routes) so I hid in a big *** box of dirty clothes in a damn near pitch black storage room to keep from getting an MIP.

True story, and worked. Too drunk to care I was in a pile of dirty clothes, but juked MIP.

Edit: This was... Sophomore year of HS I think? Before I was on trees, now tree is life. Was the man senior year, the whole team was
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During my 8th grade year me and my friends snuck in the girls restroom and dumped on the toilets. Then we put on like 3 pairs of latex gloves and smeared it on the toilet seats :x :smh: We hurried up back to class and like 15 minutes later all we heard was like 5 girls screaming really loud :rofl:
Ashamed of that til thid day. Forgot all about too until one my friends just text me about it |I
 
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i under stand having fun and doing silly crap in high school....

but leaving your nasty *** bowel movements in places other than toilets is gross, bruh.

that **** aint funny. 
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12 Million said:
During my 8th grade year me and my friends snuck in the girls restroom and dumped on the toilets. Then we put on like 3 pairs of latex gloves and smeared it on the toilet seats :x :smh: We hurried up back to class and like 15 minutes later all we heard was like 5 girls screaming really loud :rofl:
Ashamed of that til thid day. Forgot all about too until one my friends just text me about it |I
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So y'all was playing in each other's feces?
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12 Million said:
During my 8th grade year me and my friends snuck in the girls restroom and dumped on the toilets. Then we put on like 3 pairs of latex gloves and smeared it on the toilet seats :x :smh: We hurried up back to class and like 15 minutes later all we heard was like 5 girls screaming really loud :rofl:
Ashamed of that til thid day. Forgot all about too until one my friends just text me about it |I
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you weird bruh
 
I had a friend in hs who drove a SUV I forget what kind. Basically the same thing he tried to burn out of the parking lot. Forgot his 4wd was on and instead floors it through the neighbors fence across the street and ruined all their lawn furniture. Funniest god damn car accident I've ever seen still to this day. It looked like his did it on purpose his attempt was so bad.
 
after dissecting a cat we hung its intestines over the railing, right infront of the library door on the 1st level :x
 
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Crazy things happened, most of them having to do with escaping campus to skip, but these are probably the craziest.

Skipped and robbed some houses with my homeboys, wasn't my idea and I didn't keep anything, I pretty much was look out and spotted a couple things.

Stood up to this dude who was probably 3/4 inches taller than me and 200+ pounds of pure muscle. Managed to not fight him and we ended up being pretty cool with each other afterwards. He actually handled this other dude I was having problems with the next year.

One of my homeboys brought a gun to school and there just so happened to be a random search in our class. Really it was because a guy who was skipping in our class was selling weed, but I stashed the piece in my bag before they searched him and then passed it back to him before it was my turn.

You would never see me involved in any of nonsense now and I'm usually against doing wild stuff. Until I'm with the homies.
 
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I didn't do anything too crazy in school cause I played sports but we had blocked schedules at my school and classes were 1:45 each and I took easy electives that I would just go into class drop my bag off then go and roam the halls, go into people's classes and walk around the school mackin on the yambz until the bell rang. I feel like sometimes I used to spend more time in the hallways than I did in class :lol: but the craziest thing I think I did was go into the girls bathroom with a female
 
OP you're dumb for that and you know it but at least you didn't hurt anyone or yourself. Don't feel too bad though we have all done dumb stuff. Glad everything is okay. Knew some kids in my class that did a similar thing and both of them ended up having close casket funeral's at 16. 

I plead the fifth on my part but...

One of the stupidest things I witnessed during my HS years was on behalf of the administration. They instituted "purple zones" and put purple laminated paper where students were not allowed to "loiter/congregate" . It just so happened it was where most black students would sit and wait before class or between periods. How a lawsuit never arose from that I don't know.
 
12 Million said:
During my 8th grade year me and my friends snuck in the girls restroom and dumped on the toilets. Then we put on like 3 pairs of latex gloves and smeared it on the toilet seats :x :smh: We hurried up back to class and like 15 minutes later all we heard was like 5 girls screaming really loud :rofl:
Ashamed of that til thid day. Forgot all about too until one my friends just text me about it |I
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YOU ON THE LIST BRUH
 
was on the second level of the buildings looking down across a quad of students.. laid some logs inside a pringles can and threw it over lol. and we didnt get caught :smh:
 
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During my 8th grade year me and my friends snuck in the girls restroom and dumped on the toilets. Then we put on like 3 pairs of latex gloves and smeared it on the toilet seats
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We hurried up back to class and like 15 minutes later all we heard was like 5 girls screaming really loud
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Ashamed of that til thid day. Forgot all about too until one my friends just text me about it
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Some dudes at my school would throw it at the mirror that all the bathrooms had.

One time some dude even drew a smiley face on the mirror with it. 
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I was pretty crazy back then

-Had a $50 bet that my HS was gonna beat some other HS in football. Their WR was absolutely torching us (had like 2 TDs, 100 Yds at halftime). When he was coming out of the locker room I cut the **** out of his arm with a box cutter and ran. We ended up winning, but that scumbag didn't pay me.

-We had a kid in a wheelchair who had the same talking thing as Stephen Halking, I pushed him down a flight of 6 stairs and he went flying. Around the same time "Take Off" By Yung LA was all I was listening to...I just sang that and laughed the rest of the day at how he took off.

-I used to have a team of about 5 people I used to hang out with. The dumb one in the group was about to get caught bringing weed onto school property, they had his car boxed in at his parking spot. For some reason they didn't immediately search his car, I think he needed a locksmith or a warrant or something. I hopped in his car really quick while security was in the car behind him. Luckily we were in a Yukon, I took the wheel and plowed right into their car (I think it was an AVEO or some other tiny piece of ****). Their car flipped on it's side and I got the **** out of there and tossed the work in a nearby ravine. They couldn't prove anything so all my friend had to pay was the deductible for insurance. He had two pounds of ****** and a scale, so it was a small price to pay to avoid getting caught.

-Put ipecac in the spaghetti, I don't think it worked though.

-Had a side hustle keying cars, $100 a piece usually
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Not proud of any of this obviously, I was lucky I didn't get expelled.
 
What a horrible person.

My school was just super hood and bad. Getting juked up during passing time. Kids dunking on the clocks in the hall ripping them down. Lots and lots of riots starting from a single fight. We made the news a few times for that :lol:
 
- freshman year I would drink vodka with the older students in the stairwells.

- graffiti all over school during school 
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- I have a homie that use to spit gum on girls hair (only girls that he hated) 
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- show up drunk to class, I remember we showed up wasted, I had class on opposite sides from ^^^ that homie, I'm sitting by the door and out of nowhere I hear someone puking and it's my friend puking up a storm. the class next to his made pinatas for the final and I see this dude just grab one, spin a couple times and launch one to the roof. 

- show up wasted to football games.

- I got caught fingering a girl by my locker.
 
Threw a desk at my teacher...

Got a hand job and busted all over the chess board in the park...

smacked a book out a teachers hand then told them we weren't learning that day...

pretended to be an EMT to leave class during an emergency drill..

bought mad mice and released them in school....

jumped out a window..

threatened to beat up my principal after she lied to my mom and father about me..
 
**** this chick in the stairwells, football locker room, behind the school buses, and in the woods

Doggy style each time and the same chick...one of the softest/jiggly ***** I ever tapped

Now she's married with like 3 kids :lol:

Edit: forgot I got head in the back of health class by this chick...it was in a science room so it was those big *** desk two people sit at....she gave me top while a movie was playing...she's a **** now and I just saw her a few months ago...we dapped up...very awkward
 
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