Meetup stories? Jugs,funny incidents ect...

I was selling some Of my sons old clothe on cl. This one dude hits me up trynna cop these jeans from me. This whole time I think sons a female cuz he texting romo responses like "k". I found out it was a dude cuz ole boy hmu a hour before we were to meet randomly like "look ***** imma let u know straight up, I ain't for that **** ****, a ***** rob me its on n Poppin I ain't taking no more L's" I text back like my dog chill out its only 25 dollars, if I was gone set somebody up don't u think I would Get more out of it. Dude legit hits me wit a " ha o yea, k see u at 6". I go swoop my homie n we get there its the most raggedy cutlass n a 5'5 light skin dude about 125 soaking wet wit size 42 waist girbauds on. He gets halfway to my car then runs back to his car to grab something black. After the exchange the black thing turned out to be his mix tape n he told me to hit him up n make copies to pass around lmao
Light skinned dudes be like....
 
 
This transaction wasn't meant to be a meet up but it ended up that way.  Bought a pair of BHM and YOTD Kd4's from a seller on sole collector and he he thought he scammed me, stopped replying to emails, texts and dm's. So I make a fake account and inquire about the same sneakers but instead we'll do a meet up, now I live in Brooklyn and he lives in Vegas. I work for an airline so I was like this dude is not getting away with this, borrow my friends phone and head down there. Dude pulls up in a jeep and I'm like let me see the kicks out the box, he hands me both pairs and I'm like thanks these are mine. Tell him be careful who you try to scam and his face was priceless. 10 mins later while I'm heading to the casino he texts me and says "thats was a good one and I'm never gonna scam someone again". ******* Lame
Damn son, you should have swung on him. That's crazy tho 
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Craigslist...... Casual Encounters meet up...


So for about 2 months, I was browsing Craigslist casual encounters (free hookups) so I'd been getting some play but only actually went through with 1 prior encounter. It was me and my bro in the military we slayed this guys wife in front of him...


Anyway so 1 evening I was browsing and I saw an add I liked so I replied. She had no pic but had a decent description, she was a black female and said she was out of town and had a room for a few days. So I sent my usual pics, a shirtless pic and 1 of my golden rod. So after I sent it was pretty much out of sight out of mind. Its basically throwing your line in hopes of a fish to bite, nothing that you should let ruin your day or even your train of thought if you don't receive a reply....

So about 3am I get a text..... its the female I replied to, so shawty was like sorry I missed your response, but better late then never. So I'm just waking up to this text like damn where is this coming from. So I gather myself and send a reply and we chat and she sends me a few pics (solid 7.0) and she gives me her hotel room number.... So I'm a bit skeptical, its 3am and I'm about to drive 45min to meet some chick.... But my excitement and hornyness gets the best of me ( even though I'm sure I already got some that night) so I hop in the whip and head to meet this chick.


So I pull up to the hotel all hyped but kinda nervous, I'm thinking to myself what if this is a setup. So I text shawty and was like is it cool if I bring in my gun, just on some random **** to see what she says so she's like uys probably best if you didn't... So I knock on her room door and she opens it. She's wearing booty shorts and a T-shirt, I'm like damn.... So we chat for about 2min then U hit her with the Rico Suave and get her undressed, I gave her a pounding I don't think she could handle. I could tell she enjoyed a strong man like myself because she kept telling me how strong my hands were and every time I touched her she would moan and shake.

Long story short I gave her a hr worth of D a nice facial. Hopped in my car and smoked a blunt all the way home....
about to start doing this, specially if its shortys in booty shorts and t's 

lowkey i got wood when i read that part
 
Damn bro I would have done the same
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I wanted some kicks badly before too, but was scared of getting scammed so I was going to fly out to Tampa to do a meetup and dude wasn't having it.

Would you know my boy put me onto it too since he messes with those douches from sole collector
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I trying to think if you're the same cat that we used to chat together a few years ago and you worked for JetBlue at JFK
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Yea its me, whats good man. I'm going to PM you. Ever since then I will never buy anything from a seller on sole collector
 
Damn son, you should have swung on him. That's crazy tho 
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I wanted to, I was going to take another a pair of Olympic 6's he had but we were in front of the airport with a couple of cops around
 
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This transaction wasn't meant to be a meet up but it ended up that way.  Bought a pair of BHM and YOTD Kd4's from a seller on sole collector and he he thought he scammed me, stopped replying to emails, texts and dm's. So I make a fake account and inquire about the same sneakers but instead we'll do a meet up, now I live in Brooklyn and he lives in Vegas. I work for an airline so I was like this dude is not getting away with this, borrow my friends phone and head down there. Dude pulls up in a jeep and I'm like let me see the kicks out the box, he hands me both pairs and I'm like thanks these are mine. Tell him be careful who you try to scam and his face was priceless. 10 mins later while I'm heading to the casino he texts me and says "thats was a good one and I'm never gonna scam someone again". ******* Lame
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lol about time a NY ***** got a W, even if it was a followup to an L
 
This one time I sold my cooper foamposite to the wrong Buyer. I scheduled the guy to meetup in time square in front of champ. I was gonna sell it to him for 200.   So I get out of the train station and he texted me he's on the way to champs.  I get there and I see someone in front of champ.  He was the only guy there in front of the store.  I asked him if he here for the cooper foamposite.  He said Yeah.  He inspects it the foamposite and gives me the money.  The guy gave me 230 I was like wtf?!? Meh I'l take it.  The one who bought the foam walks away and I walk toward the train.    As I'm walking I get a phone call and saying "where am you, I'm infront of champ".  I'm standing there confused like wtf why the buyer calling me.  Then he said " I'm here for the foamposite".  That's when I realized I sold it to the wrong guy.  So I go back and had to explain to the real buyer I sold it thinking the one he was the actually buyer.  The guy had  the only stone face and I felt od bad.

Cliff Notes:
-supposed to sell foamposite to a guy 200.
-met the wrong buyer that was also there for cooper foamposite.
-the one who bought my foams gave me 230 for the foams
-I walk away and the real buyer contacts me 
-I go back and try to explain the situation.
-I felt bad but I made 30 dollars extra (Kanye Shrug)
 
 
That extra $30 > him feeling bad. He would've done the same to you if he found them cheaper.
 
That extra $30 > him feeling bad. He would've done the same to you if he found them cheaper.
nah that's bad business.

also no crazy meetup stories but one dude I met up with had the same style beard as me (literally shaved the day before we met though). Not a big deal but if you've seen me in the beard thread you'd understand :lol:
 
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 @ the bike story, I would have just let him keep it, I would have been laughing too hard to get mad.

how about when your homies set you up with a girl they made seem was legit bomb then when you saw her you were 
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how about when your homies set you up with a girl they made seem was legit bomb then when you saw her you were 
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yep, learned my lesson once, dont eem rock wit double dates or let my friends put me on anymore

except my one friend do put me on bad ones, but they always have a bf, he dun did this **** like 5 times, im dum
 
:lol:  @ the bike story, I would have just let him keep it, I would have been laughing too hard to get mad.


how about when your homies set you up with a girl they made seem was legit bomb then when you saw her you were :stoneface:

This kinda happened to me when I was 18. My brother (punk ***) set me up with what I thought were twin girls. Go to the spot and two gang banging *** ****** at the door talking bout some "You here for twins?? We da twins. We suck balls breh" :x











I immediately pulled a u-turn in disgust and cried all the way home |I
 
Who's da nter dat had a meetup at Times Square but dem dudes just took off with his stuff ? :nerd:
 
 
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 @ the bike story, I would have just let him keep it, I would have been laughing too hard to get mad.


how about when your homies set you up with a girl they made seem was legit bomb then when you saw her you were 
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This kinda happened to me when I was 18. My brother (punk ***) set me up with what I thought were twin girls. Go to the spot and two gang banging *** ****** at the door talking bout some "You here for twins?? We da twins. We suck balls breh"
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I immediately pulled a u-turn in disgust and cried all the way home
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u terry cloth fam

i woulda thrashed dem hos
 
 
:lol:  @ the bike story, I would have just let him keep it, I would have been laughing too hard to get mad.



how about when your homies set you up with a girl they made seem was legit bomb then when you saw her you were :stoneface:


This kinda happened to me when I was 18. My brother (punk ***) set me up with what I thought were twin girls. Go to the spot and two gang banging *** ****** at the door talking bout some "You here for twins?? We da twins. We suck balls breh" :x












I immediately pulled a u-turn in disgust and cried all the way home |I
u terry cloth fam

i woulda thrashed dem hos

Bruh...I dont think they was females
 
I've done plenty meetups both buying and selling. Never had anything weird happen except this dude who bought a pair of Electric Green foams from me. Who would always txt me after for sneaker advice because he was "New to the game" lasted for a few weeks then I stop responding..

I sold a lot of Hott electronics when I was working at Walmart. I had my own business out of there... Was making double my 2 weeks paycheck in 1 week easily.

That was years ago when I was a young thugga.
Had this happen on numerous occasions. Dudes who I'm doing business with who try to text me casually just throws me off. 
 
I've done plenty meetups both buying and selling. Never had anything weird happen except this dude who bought a pair of Electric Green foams from me. Who would always txt me after for sneaker advice because he was "New to the game" lasted for a few weeks then I stop responding..


I sold a lot of Hott electronics when I was working at Walmart. I had my own business out of there... Was making double my 2 weeks paycheck in 1 week easily.


That was years ago when I was a young thugga.
Had this happen on numerous occasions. Dudes who I'm doing business with who try to text me casually just throws me off. 

yep & they always feel like that 5 min meetup makes us best buds now :rofl:
 
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