FINALLY found a store with Pure Boosts in stock - a Foot Locker at a mall pretty far away from me. I was there to take my MacBook to the Apple Store, and I wandered in there and immediately saw them.
I tried them on, and....oh my god. You guys weren't exaggerating. I literally didn't know a man-made material could be that comfortable. I felt like there was less gravity on Earth when I slipped them on. I felt like I could jump higher, walk...springier. It was crazy. I was blown away. Being only ~130 lbs, I don't usually feel any response with Nike Air units or Zoom units, but these I could REALLY feel it with the Boosts.
Even though I had just bought a pair of Trainerendors at a different store, AND I'm a day away from being a poor college student, I went home and ordered a pair of the Adidas site with 15% off.
Can't wait to get them delivered