Your First Strip Club Experience...........

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RI it is this weekend then. What part of MA u from?
I'm 20 mins between both Providence and Boston. Providence > if you want to have a good time at the strip club.

Jesse Jane is gonna be at the Dollhouse in Woonsocket this weekend, which means the place will be loaded up with girls and while everyone is thirsting over Jesse Jane, you prowl on the other broads.
Paid for it and UOENO
Yeah I paid for drinks and a "dance." It was worth it.
 
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RI it is this weekend then. What part of MA u from?

I'm 20 mins between both Providence and Boston. Providence > if you want to have a good time at the strip club.

Jesse Jane is gonna be at the Dollhouse in Woonsocket this weekend, which means the place will be loaded up with girls and while everyone is thirsting over Jesse Jane, you prowl on the other broads.
Paid for it and UOENO

Yeah I paid for drinks and a "dance." It was worth it.

Ever been to Cadi Lounge?
 
Come to MA or RI bro :lol:

Broads are completely nude, and most are attainable if you kick game like you would to a normal broad. You just gotta be able to separate the ones that are 100% thirsty for bills and the more down to earth ones that will hang out.

I went a to a club last Tuesday for a Bruins game. Place was pretty empty so I bought a few of the girls shots. That kept them around long enough for me to spit a little game and "connect," joke around and what not. By the end of the night I was slurping on a 19 year old's 34Ds with barbell piercings while I was getting tugged.

If you go to a strippy simply to drink and look, then yeah it's a waste of time.

In December I went to Tootsie's in MIA after the Patriots/Fins game and boned some Hungarian broad in the back. 

Went up to CT to visit my boy a while back and since hes close to the CT/MA border, we went out to Palmer, Mass. He took me to this club Magic Lantern. Man what a night. lol :smokin
 
First spot I ever went to got me spoiled. I was 19or20 in college. Place called 14k in the Bull City. My roommate was cool with the dude working the door. We got in even though we was underage with beer. Costed $10 to get in & it was BYOB. For a lap dance all had to do was tip a couple dollars per song. They got fully nude too!!! Man we back every Thursday bc I had no classes on Friday lol.
 
Chick wants to go to a strip club tomorrow, I'm dreading it. Only going because I will be with a bunch of women so I can't lose and it's a friends bday.
 
Be real, who kissed the stripper? I know one of y'all dudes have, it happens everyday b

One of my best friends is a stripper... I kiss her all the time when she's on stage.

It's business... gives other guys hope and they end up throwing their mortgage on stage.
 
Strippers down here in Miami will let you suck on their chest cannons and if you throw enough dough you will smash.
 
First spot I ever went to got me spoiled. I was 19or20 in college. Place called 14k in the Bull City. My roommate was cool with the dude working the door. We got in even though we was underage with beer. Costed $10 to get in & it was BYOB. For a lap dance all had to do was tip a couple dollars per song. They got fully nude too!!! Man we back every Thursday bc I had no classes on Friday lol.

You went to UNC? What year did you graduate?

Anyway, for dude talking about Stadium, IMHO it's a super weak spot. They got some decent looking joints in there but its really small and not the best vibe. Really no strip clubs in DC are really like that (although I used to frequent Good Guys a couple years ago lol). Best strip club I've been to was KOD in Miami. Man they got some super stars in that joint. :pimp:
 
sonnnnnnn!!! my first experience was the infamous Sue’s Rendezvous in NYC. it was my cousin's bachelor party. this shh was like a movie b! it was in May of 2011 and i was 21, so no fake needed or anything. one of my cousins was like 19 so i gave him my old license to get in (the dmv never stamped a hole in it. clutch.)

bruhhhh, this night was sooo fun. it was just all of my cousins whylin out and im just there like, "these cats is savages!!" :lol:. my cousin would pour ciroc on bills and slap them on the strippers *** & they would crumble up dollar bills and try to hit them in their face, sooo messed up. :rofl:, and if you can get a crumbled up dollar bill in a girls crack, the best man (my cousin as well) would pay for your lap dance. :lol:

my cousin went up to one of the strippers, gave her some money, and pointed right at me. i got nervous as hell. as she started walking towards me, i could feel the hair on my neck go up, and the sweat pouring down on my forehead. my innocence was getting the best of me. she grabbed my hand and led me to the VIP section. everything was going in slow motion, i felt out of place, out of my natural habitat, i wasnt readyyyyyyyyy. we walk up the stairs, sat down, and she told me to take out my cell phone so she dont break it. :wow: . son she was getting ready to dry hump the shhh outta me.

bruhh she was a beast! i had my hands on the chair, she grabbed them and put them right on her booty. my goodness that shh felt soo good. she then moved my hands from her booty, to her small frame, then to her beautiful natural breasts. her body was on point. and she was pretty as hell with nice as hair. i was ready to wife her b! :lol:

she unleashed a beast the rest of the night.

it lasted a little while and then that was it, i walk back to where my fam was and they all started laughin at me asking me if i was okay.

but the craziest shh i saw that night was this one chick who went on the pole, turned upside down and put a corona bottle in between her booty, and started twerking giving this one dude a beer shower. bruhhhh i was dyinnnn!! homey was in the zone! like steve francis when drunk in love come on. :rofl:

shots of ciroc the rest of the night, my cousin who was the best man make mad bread, so he was giving all of us mad money to throw around. we had ALL the attention. sooo many BAD females work there. pretty in the face, and beautiful assets. them strippers over there know how to make money. and they all cool as hell too, mad chill to talk to. a lot of them be in school and shh. :smokin

i felt like a million bucks that night. :pimp:

that was the last time i went. im planning on going again in the future with my girl and some of my peoples. cant wait. :lol:
 
sonnnnnnn!!! my first experience was the infamous Sue’s Rendezvous in NYC. it was my cousin's bachelor party. this shh was like a movie b! it was in May of 2011 and i was 21, so no fake needed or anything. one of my cousins was like 19 so i gave him my old license to get in (the dmv never stamped a hole in it. clutch.)

bruhhhh, this night was sooo fun. it was just all of my cousins whylin out and im just there like, "these cats is savages!!" :lol:. my cousin would pour ciroc on bills and slap them on the strippers *** & they would crumble up dollar bills and try to hit them in their face, sooo messed up. :rofl:, and if you can get a crumbled up dollar bill in a girls crack, the best man (my cousin as well) would pay for your lap dance. :lol:

my cousin went up to one of the strippers, gave her some money, and pointed right at me. i got nervous as hell. as she started walking towards me, i could feel the hair on my neck go up, and the sweat pouring down on my forehead. my innocence was getting the best of me. she grabbed my hand and led me to the VIP section. everything was going in slow motion, i felt out of place, out of my natural habitat, i wasnt readyyyyyyyyy. we walk up the stairs, sat down, and she told me to take out my cell phone so she dont break it. :wow: . son she was getting ready to dry hump the shhh outta me.

bruhh she was a beast! i had my hands on the chair, she grabbed them and put them right on her booty. my goodness that shh felt soo good. she then moved my hands from her booty, to her small frame, then to her beautiful natural breasts. her body was on point. and she was pretty as hell with nice as hair. i was ready to wife her b! :lol:

she unleashed a beast the rest of the night.

it lasted a little while and then that was it, i walk back to where my fam was and they all started laughin at me asking me if i was okay.

but the craziest shh i saw that night was this one chick who went on the pole, turned upside down and put a corona bottle in between her booty, and started twerking giving this one dude a beer shower. bruhhhh i was dyinnnn!! homey was in the zone! like steve francis when drunk in love come on. :rofl:

shots of ciroc the rest of the night, my cousin who was the best man make mad bread, so he was giving all of us mad money to throw around. we had ALL the attention. sooo many BAD females work there. pretty in the face, and beautiful assets. them strippers over there know how to make money. and they all cool as hell too, mad chill to talk to. a lot of them be in school and shh. :smokin

i felt like a million bucks that night. :pimp:

that was the last time i went. im planning on going again in the future with my girl and some of my peoples. cant wait. :lol:

sounds like a normal night at any decent strip club bruh...

while you was high off life I bet them skripps broke your pockets
 
I like strip clubs with variety. Not super NT thick big booty girls everywhere. I like proportions, face, charisma etc.

Everytime I see these KOD vids, its these NT thick broads. Nice to look at, but no variety? Pass.
 
sounds like a normal night at any decent strip club bruh...

while you was high off life I bet them skripps broke your pockets

If u read, I didn't pay one penny. I was the man that night. :pimp: no pockets broken.

It was my first time, let a N live b. Lol.
 
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I had a good experience at Tootsie's this past December. Chicks dug the Boston swag 
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Be real, who kissed the stripper? I know one of y'all dudes have, it happens everyday b

One of my best friends is a stripper... I kiss her all the time when she's on stage.

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kissing strippers?... for business?
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You get a cut?

I get free lap dances and no entrance fee. That's good enough for me.
 
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