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[h4]Cats braggin bout how they gettin $ in da hood and still got they chain on layaway, call em ninjahood[/h4]
PUNCHLINES YOU'D PUT IN A RAP SONG
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Lol
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"I blow money like ganja, ***** it's easy. Got you're baby momma soaking from performing that Ksteezy"
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Would it be a freestyle off the top of the dome? Cause I'd prolly Papa Doc it.
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Ninja hood with my Method mask
Ghost Eagle lookin like Inspecktah Gadg
NT like NY infested with some beta rats
They soft and tight, Mad cuz I'm often right
I only jog at night, so I can dodge the light
U dodged my left, I hit u wit a barrage of rights
Quite often like Loften my sox were white
But now it look like I got frosted Bite.
I stay with a black foot, No Indian.
Or like Fab 5, no Jimmy King
No JRose he rode that racist **** out like Sybians
Kim Jong with Syrians, Laughing with Rodman chillin in the Carribeans
Snorkeling and boating with amphibians
With Kimmy's and Aunt Vivian's
Busting all kinds of Jimmy Jims
In all these ladies and their women friends
Bumpin ODB shimmy shim
Eating like a Guinea Pig
Smoking on a Trippy Stick
Sleep and do the **** again.
Ghost Eagle lookin like Inspecktah Gadg
NT like NY infested with some beta rats
They soft and tight, Mad cuz I'm often right
I only jog at night, so I can dodge the light
U dodged my left, I hit u wit a barrage of rights
Quite often like Loften my sox were white
But now it look like I got frosted Bite.
I stay with a black foot, No Indian.
Or like Fab 5, no Jimmy King
No JRose he rode that racist **** out like Sybians
Kim Jong with Syrians, Laughing with Rodman chillin in the Carribeans
Snorkeling and boating with amphibians
With Kimmy's and Aunt Vivian's
Busting all kinds of Jimmy Jims
In all these ladies and their women friends
Bumpin ODB shimmy shim
Eating like a Guinea Pig
Smoking on a Trippy Stick
Sleep and do the **** again.
RustyShackleford
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Make 20k last week, that already spent. You're album sales stay low, called dat Ninja rent.
A dude like me, you'll never be. Dem grey market Jordan 3s, its da same materials B
A dude like me, you'll never be. Dem grey market Jordan 3s, its da same materials B
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***** you soft !!!
I'll murk you and ya whole fam
You a nobody *****, yous signed to amaglam
I got ties to the streets *****, call me a knot
I'm tied up like a knot, mean while you just not
***** I'm hot, don't **** with me.
You soft *****, I'll pop the trunk have you...
bleeding wild detrimentally
***** you stupid
I'll PUT you in the bushes
I'm HIDING in the bushes
My GLOCK is in the bushes
Ya BODY in the bushes
You ******* with a real *****
A real street *****
Real Supreme *****
New York Killa
Rico snitchin god, that ain't realla
I got 10 automatics
9 semiautos
8 muskets
7 kilos of that brown dope
6 revolvers
5 holsters
4 ****** working my block
3 ******* sucking the cock
2 hands gripping the glock
And one tongue with a razor on lock
My jaw locked up
I ain't getting locked up
**** with me you get clapped up, racked up
Eyes blacked up
Ya whole team, SOFT
Ya whole fam, SOFT
Ya mans and em, SOFT
YOU....SOFT
ME, I'm livin in a LOFT
Put you in the river god, body floating lifeless
Have ya family in a crisis
Amber alert, my *****, where is you at?
Can't no body find you, cus ya head pushed back
Fam can't make ya face out, with all them wounds
Closed casket funeral *****, Layin in a tomb
Later on that day, I'm still on the block
Still drinkin heinys, hand on my glock
If the cops come through, imma swallow my crack
Dip home for a minute, take a **** out back.
Pick my rocks back up, and sell em off to a fiend
That's how we get money on the streets of Queens
Now let me take you to my other crib in the Ville
Not shady, but Brown, where the ****** is real
We tote tec 9s
And carry Mac 10s
Rock Jordan 11s
And we smash only 12s
Ain't no 13 on the clock, so we on the block til 1
Serving fiends religiously, till the night is done
Once 2 o clock hit, we headed to the club
Gats still on us, popping bottles of bub
You wanna act up *****? Break a bottle over ya head
Have you bleeding at the bar, have ya white denim all red
Kicked outta the club by 4, now I'm back on the block.
Drinking a guiness, hand still on my glock
I'm feeling kinda wavy, so imma hop in the ride
Get behind the wheel and take a trip to da heights
I'll murk you and ya whole fam
You a nobody *****, yous signed to amaglam
I got ties to the streets *****, call me a knot
I'm tied up like a knot, mean while you just not
***** I'm hot, don't **** with me.
You soft *****, I'll pop the trunk have you...
bleeding wild detrimentally
***** you stupid
I'll PUT you in the bushes
I'm HIDING in the bushes
My GLOCK is in the bushes
Ya BODY in the bushes
You ******* with a real *****
A real street *****
Real Supreme *****
New York Killa
Rico snitchin god, that ain't realla
I got 10 automatics
9 semiautos
8 muskets
7 kilos of that brown dope
6 revolvers
5 holsters
4 ****** working my block
3 ******* sucking the cock
2 hands gripping the glock
And one tongue with a razor on lock
My jaw locked up
I ain't getting locked up
**** with me you get clapped up, racked up
Eyes blacked up
Ya whole team, SOFT
Ya whole fam, SOFT
Ya mans and em, SOFT
YOU....SOFT
ME, I'm livin in a LOFT
Put you in the river god, body floating lifeless
Have ya family in a crisis
Amber alert, my *****, where is you at?
Can't no body find you, cus ya head pushed back
Fam can't make ya face out, with all them wounds
Closed casket funeral *****, Layin in a tomb
Later on that day, I'm still on the block
Still drinkin heinys, hand on my glock
If the cops come through, imma swallow my crack
Dip home for a minute, take a **** out back.
Pick my rocks back up, and sell em off to a fiend
That's how we get money on the streets of Queens
Now let me take you to my other crib in the Ville
Not shady, but Brown, where the ****** is real
We tote tec 9s
And carry Mac 10s
Rock Jordan 11s
And we smash only 12s
Ain't no 13 on the clock, so we on the block til 1
Serving fiends religiously, till the night is done
Once 2 o clock hit, we headed to the club
Gats still on us, popping bottles of bub
You wanna act up *****? Break a bottle over ya head
Have you bleeding at the bar, have ya white denim all red
Kicked outta the club by 4, now I'm back on the block.
Drinking a guiness, hand still on my glock
I'm feeling kinda wavy, so imma hop in the ride
Get behind the wheel and take a trip to da heights
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Your girl's blind sided, when she see my whip pull up
Sonnin' all you Ninjas, call me Sandra Bullock
Sonnin' all you Ninjas, call me Sandra Bullock
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Some of these comments be getting dudes so mad, talking fake prophecies like The Nomad
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I'll Solonge your Jayz, Cats trynna play me
pretty lazy the way I blaze b
have your girl dirty dancing, P. Swayze
whether good or bad I'm Nic Cage B
this simple simon simping ****s
on they Micheal Sams sippin ****s
I can't hang with cats less they pimpin ***s
fraud willies leave limpin ****s
matter fact, your two wheels leave tracks
while I leave tracks, cranked liked cooked crack
Bennie Blanco from the bronx knows facts
so step back it's return of the Mack
or the Jedi, leave ****** sleeping like the red eye
all up in your head no red dye
its red **** that make souls get high
so let sleeping dogs lie
Keystyle for that ***.
pretty lazy the way I blaze b
have your girl dirty dancing, P. Swayze
whether good or bad I'm Nic Cage B
this simple simon simping ****s
on they Micheal Sams sippin ****s
I can't hang with cats less they pimpin ***s
fraud willies leave limpin ****s
matter fact, your two wheels leave tracks
while I leave tracks, cranked liked cooked crack
Bennie Blanco from the bronx knows facts
so step back it's return of the Mack
or the Jedi, leave ****** sleeping like the red eye
all up in your head no red dye
its red **** that make souls get high
so let sleeping dogs lie
Keystyle for that ***.
fourtyeight48
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Y'all not seeing me
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Chillin in the West Indies, sipping on coke and rum
You'll dudes starvin, but me! I be eating good, Like Steezy after he cumbs
You'll dudes starvin, but me! I be eating good, Like Steezy after he cumbs
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I gotcha girl chillin in my bunk bed..
She stay riding the cobra, meth head..
She stay riding the cobra, meth head..
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You better give me the respect that I deserve or I'ma take it by force
Blast you with a 45 colt, make you summersault
Shock you with a couple hundred thousand volt thunderbolts
Before you wanted a war, now you wanna talk
It's about who strikes the hardest, not who strikes first
That's why I laugh when I hear that wack *** verse
That **** was the worse [pause] rhyme I ever heard in my life
cause the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th
God bless his soul rest in peace kid
It's because of him now at least I know What Beef is
It's not what I would call this (nah) see this is somethin different
A ****** ***** tryin ta make a livin offa dissin
Somebody that he gotta know is betta than him
but he feelin himself, cause he got more cheddar than him
Well lemme tell you somethin, you might got mo' cash then me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a *****'s *** like me
And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom
I'll let you kick a verse, **** it, I'll let you kick em all
I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud
Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn call Minister Farrakhan
So he could persuade me to squash it, I saw naw he started it
He forgot what a hardcore artist is
A hardcore artist is a dangerous man, such as myself
trained to run 20 miles in soft sand
On or off land, programmed to kick hundreds of bars off hand
from a lost and forgotten land, you done did it man
You done spitted some wack ****tit
And probably thought that because it's been a minute I'll forget it
**** that, cause like Common and Cube I see The ***** In Yoo
and I'ma make the world see it too, ************
Blast you with a 45 colt, make you summersault
Shock you with a couple hundred thousand volt thunderbolts
Before you wanted a war, now you wanna talk
It's about who strikes the hardest, not who strikes first
That's why I laugh when I hear that wack *** verse
That **** was the worse [pause] rhyme I ever heard in my life
cause the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th
God bless his soul rest in peace kid
It's because of him now at least I know What Beef is
It's not what I would call this (nah) see this is somethin different
A ****** ***** tryin ta make a livin offa dissin
Somebody that he gotta know is betta than him
but he feelin himself, cause he got more cheddar than him
Well lemme tell you somethin, you might got mo' cash then me
But you ain't got the skills to eat a *****'s *** like me
And if you really want to show off, we can get it on
Live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom
I'll let you kick a verse, **** it, I'll let you kick em all
I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud
Now watch me rip the tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn call Minister Farrakhan
So he could persuade me to squash it, I saw naw he started it
He forgot what a hardcore artist is
A hardcore artist is a dangerous man, such as myself
trained to run 20 miles in soft sand
On or off land, programmed to kick hundreds of bars off hand
from a lost and forgotten land, you done did it man
You done spitted some wack ****tit
And probably thought that because it's been a minute I'll forget it
**** that, cause like Common and Cube I see The ***** In Yoo
and I'ma make the world see it too, ************
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Cuz i'm forty eight thousand forty eight steps above
you little peion ants can't see God's love.
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Nas > jayz
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Somehow nas still lost
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imma be fresh as hell if the Meth watching
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I seen that slick edit and paste
You get shredded to waste
With ya head beheaded with the thread of the blade
I leave u jammed in paramedics with jakes
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Like Kevin I Durant (do rant), try to do it like me but you can't
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