PUNCHLINES YOU'D PUT IN A RAP SONG

"Cause you're scared of the dark. Cause you stink like a fart. Well I'll light your fart on fire with my rhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymes."

"I'll light yer fart on furrrr wit my rhurrrrrrrrrrrrnsssssssss"
 
Halftime said:
DMV to Vancouver, I'll still rock it like Steve Francis
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Or Yao Ming I had a little Chow Mein
Worms and some Cow Ding
starving like Tyrone crack party bout a thousand
That's only for the Franchise
Cuz look at his damb eyes
It's like a River when this man cries.
In DC just to watch the Wash of the Washington wizards
ice Cold from the Arc like they was washing in blizzards
You can be at the bottom of the Atlantic like Toronto and Knickers
Pull u back up have u coughing up lizards
I can lick a frog to get stoned like Parker when he crossin up Lillard.
 
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Come through yo' hood like a pack of RATATAS

Spray up the whole block like GRATATA



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FourtyEight48 said:
Yo I come through slapping folks
Betas alphas and average joes
7th account and still be talking trash to folks
Report me when I have a joke
Y'all treat me like a radical
Vatican harassing popes
Draya thread all laugh and jokes
Bunch of virgins who don't have a stroke
NT meet so I can grab a throat
Or maybe I'll just grab a rope
Hanging like a dap from bros
Maybe I'll adapt a smoke
No meth cuz maybe I'll go ghost



Damn I'm kinda raw.
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RustyShackleford said:
Chillin in the West Indies, sipping on coke and rum

You'll dudes starvin, but me! I be eating good, Like Steezy after he cumbs
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FlyNY said:
***** you soft !!!
I'll murk you and ya whole fam
You a nobody *****, yous signed to amaglam
I got ties to the streets *****, call me a knot
I'm tied up like a knot, mean while you just not
***** I'm hot, don't **** with me.
You soft *****, I'll pop the trunk have you...
bleeding wild detrimentally
***** you stupid
I'll PUT you in the bushes
I'm HIDING in the bushes
My GLOCK is in the bushes
Ya BODY in the bushes
You ******* with a real *****
A real street *****
Real Supreme *****
New York Killa
Rico snitchin god, that ain't realla

I got 10 automatics
9 semiautos
8 muskets
7 kilos of that brown dope
6 revolvers
5 holsters
4 ****** working my block
3 ******* sucking the cock
2 hands gripping the glock
And one tongue with a razor on lock
My jaw locked up
I ain't getting locked up
**** with me you get clapped up, racked up
Eyes blacked up

Ya whole team, SOFT
Ya whole fam, SOFT
Ya mans and em, SOFT
YOU....SOFT

ME, I'm livin in a LOFT
Put you in the river god, body floating lifeless
Have ya family in a crisis
Amber alert, my *****, where is you at?
Can't no body find you, cus ya head pushed back
Fam can't make ya face out, with all them wounds
Closed casket funeral *****, Layin in a tomb

Later on that day, I'm still on the block
Still drinkin heinys, hand on my glock
If the cops come through, imma swallow my crack
Dip home for a minute, take a **** out back.
Pick my rocks back up, and sell em off to a fiend
That's how we get money on the streets of Queens

Now let me take you to my other crib in the Ville
Not shady, but Brown, where the ****** is real
We tote tec 9s
And carry Mac 10s
Rock Jordan 11s
And we smash only 12s
Ain't no 13 on the clock, so we on the block til 1
Serving fiends religiously, till the night is done
Once 2 o clock hit, we headed to the club
Gats still on us, popping bottles of bub
You wanna act up *****? Break a bottle over ya head
Have you bleeding at the bar, have ya white denim all red

Kicked outta the club by 4, now I'm back on the block.
Drinking a guiness, hand still on my glock
I'm feeling kinda wavy, so imma hop in the ride
Get behind the wheel and take a trip to da heights
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Yo y'all frontin son my **** is fire
I just read it back and it's some **** that would belong in a DJ Clue mixtape. And it's all off the top
 
I'm a vegan now, I eat raw, less burgers
***** sucked my **** with oven mitts on
I seen a Japanese rainbow colored unicorn nose on the tip of a ice berg
The last time I butt ****** a cantaloupe my dad was inside of a dogs face licking his rudimentary philanthropist equinox converter
 
I dont gotta talk she get wet thats that pootie tang
Hit the monkey good she come back boomerangatang!
 
Ya' ***** looks like she's plays for the San Antonio spurs of rancho Cucamonga go **** yourself
I breast fed my mother when I was in her womb playing the piano with an ostrich marsupial
Ya dad used to work for Burger King
Ya moms overalls are overall over all > all
 
I wake up I feel today just be my luck,

I forgot to buy toothpaste last nigh this day is going to suck.

On my way to work I call the radio station to be the ninth caller,

the line is busy but i see a homeless man that used to be a baller.

hes drunk and he is limping on that leg that gave out to end his luck,

I think to myself, not only me but his life also sucks.

I get to work say hello to my boss but he doesnt give a ****,

not only me, the homeless man, but my boss also sucks.
 
FourtyEight48 said:
Ninja hood with my Method mask
Ghost Eagle lookin like Inspecktah Gadg
NT like NY infested with some beta rats
They soft and tight, Mad cuz I'm often right
I only jog at night, so I can dodge the light
U dodged my left, I hit u wit a barrage of rights
Quite often like Loften my sox were white
But now it look like I got frosted Bite.
I stay with a black foot, No Indian.
Or like Fab 5, no Jimmy King
No JRose he rode that racist **** out like Sybians
Kim Jong with Syrians, Laughing with Rodman chillin in the Carribeans
Snorkeling and boating with amphibians
With Kimmy's and Aunt Vivian's
Busting all kinds of Jimmy Jims
In all these ladies and their women friends
Bumpin ODB shimmy shim
Eating like a Guinea Pig
Smoking on a Trippy Stick
Sleep and do the **** again.
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FourtyEight48 said:
Halftime said:
DMV to Vancouver, I'll still rock it like Steve Francis
Click to expand...

Or Yao Ming I had a little Chow Mein
Worms and some Cow Ding
starving like Tyrone crack party bout a thousand
That's only for the Franchise
Cuz look at his damb eyes
It's like a River when this man cries.
In DC just to watch the Wash of the Washington wizards
ice Cold from the Arc like they was washing in blizzards
You can be at the bottom of the Atlantic like Toronto and Knickers
Pull u back up have u coughing up lizards
I can lick a frog to get stoned like Parker when he crossin up Lillard.
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Man ****** not reading.

I put some heat out there.
 
Vet in the game
No I ain't a rookie
My biscuit ain't limp
Your girl and I just nookied

I'm a boy meeting the world like my name Corey
the baby ain't mine girl so says Maury
 
Zak Morris In the game I got my Lisa Turtle,
Hit another Homer now it belong to Mr. Murtle

Ya Ya at 3rd and Hambino behind the Plate
Squince faking at the pool tryyna get a date
 
On the streets of Tempe, Arizona I gave a **** boy a Stone Cold Stunner,
He tried to run up on da Hemi,
Da musket faded his top, Wes1erTheGunner
 
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