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You runnin out of time
tic toc toe
triple XXX rated
Make your girl say OOO
tic toc toe
triple XXX rated
Make your girl say OOO
PUNCHLINES YOU'D PUT IN A RAP SONG
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I dont care if you steal my lines
Cause every line gets better with time like wine
When you drink it up
You feel the buzz pickin up
Like your phone vibrate, pick it up
Cause every line gets better with time like wine
When you drink it up
You feel the buzz pickin up
Like your phone vibrate, pick it up
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Forty840eight ya sport a fade and ya ****** a disgrace
Your mom made you do chores in a cage while you forged ya name to get a hall pass to go home and take a **** cause you were too embarrassed to poop in school
Schooled ya fool
Remember in the 5th grade when you asked to borrow my mike and Ike's
Real ****** don't forget *****
Ya moms face looks like the back of Moeshas knee
Your mom made you do chores in a cage while you forged ya name to get a hall pass to go home and take a **** cause you were too embarrassed to poop in school
Schooled ya fool
Remember in the 5th grade when you asked to borrow my mike and Ike's
Real ****** don't forget *****
Ya moms face looks like the back of Moeshas knee
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Ayo ayo real talk, all these ****** can get it,
Frontin like they big willies...all they **** is rented,
Imma call em out soon, let's see the title on ya ride,
Pull that paper out the glove compartment,
While I catch this homocide
That **** ain't yours, ***** it belong to the bank
And Im the banker, monopoly rank
Pay up for you get sprayed up,
That mossberg pump have ya body decayed up,
About 2 weeks later, in a river in Decae-tuh (Decatur, GA)
Where ya widow at god? With me laid up
Dirty *** kids, ain't been bathed up
Ya son in his room, blasting illmatic
He knockin on ya moms door, askin for me to teach him how to play with the static
Lil bad *** kids, you don't wanna be like me,
But then again, this world is now filled with softies
Come here lil *****, lemme teach you how to tote a glock,
Lemme teach you how to pistol whip a ***** if he ain't trynna run his pocks (pockets)
Lemme teach you how to run the block,
And lastly, lemme teach you how to cook the rocks,
You see?
Growing up I ain't have me,
Like how I'm here being ya fake daddy,
I had to learn the hard way, trial and error
Too much arm and hammer, not enough powder
Too much water, not enough heat
Eventually I got it right, drowned in loot up to my cheeks
Was seeing cream like Nivea,
Was shining like Nu Nile
Then I made some enemies and had to travel few miles
Came back to my old spot, toting the AR
Brought the heat to the streets, more shots than J.R
Took over the block, now I'm living like a king
But these ****** is still soft in their Jeremy Scott wings
Frontin like they big willies...all they **** is rented,
Imma call em out soon, let's see the title on ya ride,
Pull that paper out the glove compartment,
While I catch this homocide
That **** ain't yours, ***** it belong to the bank
And Im the banker, monopoly rank
Pay up for you get sprayed up,
That mossberg pump have ya body decayed up,
About 2 weeks later, in a river in Decae-tuh (Decatur, GA)
Where ya widow at god? With me laid up
Dirty *** kids, ain't been bathed up
Ya son in his room, blasting illmatic
He knockin on ya moms door, askin for me to teach him how to play with the static
Lil bad *** kids, you don't wanna be like me,
But then again, this world is now filled with softies
Come here lil *****, lemme teach you how to tote a glock,
Lemme teach you how to pistol whip a ***** if he ain't trynna run his pocks (pockets)
Lemme teach you how to run the block,
And lastly, lemme teach you how to cook the rocks,
You see?
Growing up I ain't have me,
Like how I'm here being ya fake daddy,
I had to learn the hard way, trial and error
Too much arm and hammer, not enough powder
Too much water, not enough heat
Eventually I got it right, drowned in loot up to my cheeks
Was seeing cream like Nivea,
Was shining like Nu Nile
Then I made some enemies and had to travel few miles
Came back to my old spot, toting the AR
Brought the heat to the streets, more shots than J.R
Took over the block, now I'm living like a king
But these ****** is still soft in their Jeremy Scott wings
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I met a girl at a club in A-Town
Askin baby girl why you always gotta frown
I told her like Mcdonalds I'll turn it upside down
Took her to the crib next thing she goin down
She can't talk like the teacher from Charlie Brown
womp womp womp womp thats how she sound
I'm like when we done I'm gonna paint you like a clown
she said you the best you deserve a ******* crown
Askin baby girl why you always gotta frown
I told her like Mcdonalds I'll turn it upside down
Took her to the crib next thing she goin down
She can't talk like the teacher from Charlie Brown
womp womp womp womp thats how she sound
I'm like when we done I'm gonna paint you like a clown
she said you the best you deserve a ******* crown
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Somewhere down the line y'all gonna hear a line from this thread from some up n coming rapper reading this 
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Somewhere down the line y'all gonna hear a line from this thread from some up n coming rapper reading this
Wale
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you guys talk like your gangsters,
your lines are wack just go download something off napster.
i dont need a gun id rather use a sword,
i dont need spell check, heck i wont even capitalize my word.
i went to school and i made it,
for my final paper my professor didnt even grade it.
ive take off so many braws and pulled down some zippers,
you know who just lost the lead? the la clippers.
your lines are wack just go download something off napster.
i dont need a gun id rather use a sword,
i dont need spell check, heck i wont even capitalize my word.
i went to school and i made it,
for my final paper my professor didnt even grade it.
ive take off so many braws and pulled down some zippers,
you know who just lost the lead? the la clippers.
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lololololSomewhere down the line y'all gonna hear a line from this thread from some up n coming rapper reading this
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My buddy said hey theres this girl, you should meet her
I said why, when I can just talk to her on twitter.
he said no really look look
he showed me a picture of her i said i would poke her on facebook.
he said no if you do you will completely fail
I replied ok ok, ill write her something to her yahoo mail.
he said man never mind you will only be friendzy,
I look again and said.......nah i prefer dos xx
I said why, when I can just talk to her on twitter.
he said no really look look
he showed me a picture of her i said i would poke her on facebook.
he said no if you do you will completely fail
I replied ok ok, ill write her something to her yahoo mail.
he said man never mind you will only be friendzy,
I look again and said.......nah i prefer dos xx
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drug game so dangerous can't tell who a Rat/
make it worst I'm black and my people fill prison up/
Thats just a Fact, first 48 dallas a murder in the trap/
can't got to jail think my black and mexican thang/
trying to send me back, she ask why your words/
keep swirling, cause u aint recording me/
wit out my knowledge like Donald Sterling
make it worst I'm black and my people fill prison up/
Thats just a Fact, first 48 dallas a murder in the trap/
can't got to jail think my black and mexican thang/
trying to send me back, she ask why your words/
keep swirling, cause u aint recording me/
wit out my knowledge like Donald Sterling
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i disembowel rappers when i rip out their organs
these posts lack quality like the jordan brand forum
these posts lack quality like the jordan brand forum
Proposition Joe
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you 40 years old tryna be a groupie girl why you still at it,
Especially when your old, outdated
and past your prime like illmatic
Especially when your old, outdated
and past your prime like illmatic
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keep your day jobs......
no rappers in here.
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ya'll a bunch of wack *** rappers
step to me i leave you laying in the gutter like a candy wrapper
they tried to tell you don't cross this cracker
caked up like hewlett packard
come through in that candy red coupe
rims so big looking like hula hoops
ya, he got da juice.......
i'm keeping my day job lmao
step to me i leave you laying in the gutter like a candy wrapper
they tried to tell you don't cross this cracker
caked up like hewlett packard
come through in that candy red coupe
rims so big looking like hula hoops
ya, he got da juice.......
i'm keeping my day job lmao
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Nt Album .. Count me in 
Check my tracks in the music forum.. just sayin lol
- Stay Freshhhh !!!
Check my tracks in the music forum.. just sayin lol
- Stay Freshhhh !!!
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rap game is mine but every now and then I loan it
trying to come at me bro, 911! better phone it
do you even lift bro? soft body sucka better tone it
if i ever had a challenger, show me my opponent
and if we got a problem houston
*mouth full chewing* Show me my opponent
trying to come at me bro, 911! better phone it
do you even lift bro? soft body sucka better tone it
if i ever had a challenger, show me my opponent
and if we got a problem houston
*mouth full chewing* Show me my opponent
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Ya' beachfront? Not on me. She grindin' with her *** out.
Motorboatin' boobies that feel like a paradise, you cryin' because you crapped out.
Motorboatin' boobies that feel like a paradise, you cryin' because you crapped out.
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Real talk who the ____ is forty eight
Weight?
Naw you pushin wat yo homeboys ate
You a corny mase
You a lame and you keep provin it
Yo pride I aim for and drop a deuce in it
at yo moms crib thinkin bout yo life and how you ruined it
Standin on a chair lookin at a noose figuring out how to loosen it
When you dead headstone will read
"He was just a fool....wildin thinking he was doin it"
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yo,
My Pipe game Jerry Rice,
Your ***** look like a blonde dike.
Bring your mom along,
take her on a hike,
smoke out of a bong,
then **** her like Mike.
Have her sit on my schlong,
and kiss on my dong.
Now we in my private Tavern,
6 pumps and a swirl, Cam Nelson's Saturn.
My Pipe game Jerry Rice,
Your ***** look like a blonde dike.
Bring your mom along,
take her on a hike,
smoke out of a bong,
then **** her like Mike.
Have her sit on my schlong,
and kiss on my dong.
Now we in my private Tavern,
6 pumps and a swirl, Cam Nelson's Saturn.
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Mopping the club after is grosser than a club urinal,
if you actually do a bedroom ksteezy then you deserve a NT funeral,
word to piss poor choices shoutout to Dipset General.
if you actually do a bedroom ksteezy then you deserve a NT funeral,
word to piss poor choices shoutout to Dipset General.
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This ain't what they want but this is what it takes
Money longer than jasmine Jaye's face
Don't make a young balla catch a Hernandez case
Money longer than jasmine Jaye's face
Don't make a young balla catch a Hernandez case
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longface, longface
she got them jiggly cakes,
way better IMO than Kakkorats butt game, aka "negative space"
jbc908
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ya boy gettin money and the haters is all sad, copped da new rarri so NT thick call me Nomad 
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