NFL Discussion Thread: Pats win SB XLIX. Offseason begins

[zombiegms]

Have a Happy Thanksgiving of 1

Say whatever you want to, man.

You get sonned by a Cowboys fan every day. 

Every day. People don't even take dumps every day, but you get sonned every day.



I'm out.

to temp emails making this all possible. 

 

[DeadsetAce]

serious question...people don't take dumps everyday? thought it's healthy to take a dump every day

 

[coltfanb]

yeah im pretty positive people should take dumps everday, i mean bro you should probably got get checked my man if you dont take that daily dump, especially after drinking that morning coffee

 

[johnnyredstorm]

serious question...people don't take dumps everyday? thought it's healthy to take a dump every day

it's healthy to take 2 dumps a day.

i go sometimes twice in the morning when i wake up and after i drink coffee and sometimes at night.

my fiber game is on point.

 

[elpablo21]

Repped for the sn

 

[johnnyredstorm]

hemp seed, chia seed, coffee, wheatgrass powder, flax seed, incorporate those into your diet and you'll get 2-3 beautiful dumps a day. also drink plenty of water throughout your day.

 

[zombiegms]

You're supposed to, but stomach irregularities happen. No one is regular all year round.

That's the point/joke. 

-Coffee is a diuretic. It's makes you pee. People just think that because most people take dumps in the morning and drink coffee in the morning.

 

[stillin729]

Say whatever you want to, man.

You get sonned by a Cowboys fan every day. 

Every day. People don't even take dumps every day, but you get sonned every day.



I'm out.

to temp emails making this all possible. 

Life takes a dump on you every day; no irregularities in that

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Dawg I take a **** at work every single day at 1-2pm. FOH sayin people dont take dumps every day.

 

[bostoiah]

I normally take 3 per day, no ********. First one before I shower in the morning, one after lunch, and one before I sleep.

 

[zombiegms]

Do you have to call him daddy? I bet you do.

 

[Peep Game]

Say whatever you want to, man.

You get sonned by a Cowboys fan every day. 

Every day. People don't even take dumps every day, but you get sonned every day.



I'm out.

to temp emails making this all possible. 

Life takes a dump on you every day; no irregularities in that

No better response

Dawg I take a **** at work every single day at 1-2pm. FOH sayin people dont take dumps every day.

I always take one at 3:15 so I can immediately clock out at 3:30

 

[fraij da 5 11]

There's no reason on earth to not take dumps at work. Anything else is simply poor time management.

 

[storm2006]

There's no reason on earth to not take dumps at work. Anything else is simply poor time management.

If you have a full-time job and take at least 10 minutes to dump each work day, you're buying yourself another week of paid time off (50 mins/week * at least 48 weeks)

 

[coltfanb]

I remember when I was in school and I used to work at a bank part time, I used to hit up the medical building accross the street to squeeze one out and I would take my time bruh, like literally be gone for 20-30 min like and extra lunch break

 

[DeadsetAce]

There's no reason on earth to not take dumps at work. Anything else is simply poor time management.

If you have a full-time job and take at least 10 minutes to dump each work day, you're buying yourself another week of paid time off (50 mins/week * at least 48 weeks)

 

[req81]

Any updates on Eric Berry?

 

[fraij da 5 11]

It's true though. 

On top of that, if you wear a suit at work... There's no better feeling at getting everything tucked back in fresh after an afternoon ****.

I know by 2pm my boxers are starting to ride up and my white tee is coming loose, I like to be snug on the job.

 

[Peep Game]

I remember when I was in school and I used to work at a bank part time, I used to hit up the medical building accross the street to squeeze one out and I would take my time bruh, like literally be gone for 20-30 min like and extra lunch break

20-30min is when I have my headphones on

 

[stillin729]

man my building has 1 stall in the men's room and there is a universal bathroom right next to the front desk which you can never go into because people are always turning the handle to see if anyone is in there

damn girls room has like 6 stalls

 

[pacificnorsewst]

Repped for the sn

Dumps everyday.

And ya'll took a dump on this thread.

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Perks of working in a nice hotel.  I got my one go-to stall next to the restaurant that gets the wi-fi. run in there for a good dump, stalls are extra big so you can stretch out.

Only minus is that I seem to get in there right when the miserable housekeeper comes banging on the door... I swear she knocks 500 times before she gives you the chance to scream "OCCUPIED" and she ****.

 

[stillin729]

hotel bathrooms are the GOAT

 

[DeadsetAce]

Only minus is that I seem to get in there right when the miserable housekeeper comes banging on the door... I swear she knocks 500 times before she gives you the chance to scream "OCCUPIED" and she ****.

this happens ALL the damn time for me. everytime i sit down and get comfortable...*KNOCK KNOCK*..."Maintenanceeeee". like ******* clock work

 

[coltfanb]

http://niketalk.com/t/612698/do-you-dump-on-the-daily lets dive into this topic and get this one figured out