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AP marching outside to snap off a branch to beat one of his 12 kids with
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nah man.. that aint doing it right..

you send the kid outside to pick it
 
I never really got beat, other than my mom dukes laying a quick smack

All my Nigerian friends used to be SHOOK to go home if they ever got in trouble at school :rofl:
 
Jesus.

Y'all dudes getting best with branches?

I caught flip flops / belts / phone cord.
To add to those weapons mentioned above, I also got whooped with a hot wheels track, plastic sword, and spatula. The worse was when mom waited until I was done taking a bath: "Pip, when you get out of the tub, bring your *** here" 
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Mom once hit me with a broom cause I said "thanks for nothing" under my breath as I was walking out the kitchen.

She swung that **** at me like she was Donatello.

:lol: used to think it was tough that it didn't hurt until they upgrade and **** you up. then i got smart and pretended everything was the end of the world.
 
As a dude who caught plenty of switches back in the day F the DA for going forward w/ this case, this the reason i cant go to target w/o seeing some parent trying to reason w/ a loud *** child instead of giving them that fire
 
I remember one time I walked away and kinda smacked my lips. My dad heard it and slung the phone book like a boomerang and it hit me in the back of the head......I fell to the floor 
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