"You shut your mouth when you're talkin to me!!!!"
"Thas right, go comatose for me baby"
"Well snap out of it, so a hot older lady made you feel her cans, try gettin jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jack ***....how were they anyways, they look pretty good, are they real? Are they for speed or for comfort, did you do the motorboat? You motorboatin son of a ***** you, where is she, she still in the house?".
I typed that whole thing from memory, no lie.