What's the biggest L you've ever taken?

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KingdomFlatbush

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Topic says it all.

I've taken some pretry hefty Ls in my life.

I think biggest one of my adult life was last year; I was in my car in the parking lot getting ready to leave school. I look up in the mirror and notice that there's some gold up in my nostrils that needs to be excavated. So I do some picking.

When I say I did some picking, I straight up drilled that *****. TTGL style. California Gold Rush out that ************. I would pull a booger out, examine it, flick it out the window, and then get back to picking. Grossest **** I've ever done, but hey, I was in my car, alone, and nobody was watching.

Except this super fine girl who was staring at me from her car the entire time. I recognized her as being from my class, too. (Luckily it's a super huge 100 student-class).

The look on her face was one of pure revulsion. Like her very soul had literally **** itself in agony.


Biggest L I've ever taken :smh:
 
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Buying chicks valentines day gifts. Only to be friendzoned later 
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I talked a lot of **** to Kings fans when my Ducks played them this playoffs 
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Franco23x said:
Not copping them sick J's man
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spacedoodoo said:
 
Buying chicks valentines day gifts. Only to be friendzoned later 
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LOL. I was friendzoned by my now best friend like 3 years ago. And this was like a week after I had done something just like that. L
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oxpenguin said:
 
I talked a lot of **** to Kings fans when my Ducks played them this playoffs 
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I don't know anything about hockey, though I hear it's a really entertaining sport. L
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Hmm

Recently got a speeding ticket and wondering how to pay it off with no job smh
 
Went to get some breakfast with some guys, I was driving.

Didnt realize one of my dudes didnt have the door closed yet....

I proceeded to drive in reverse and smashed the inside of my car door into a pillar of the car port.

the door crunched like crazy :smh:

It was still able to close but man that was the most embarrassing L ever
 
not really a L but earlier last week i left my key card at home and was stuck inbetween hallway doors :lol: i usually take this path as a shortcut to the bathroom but since i didn't have access at the time, had to take the elevator down 20 floors, walk half a block and take the elevator back up to the main lobby...while gargling mouthwash the whole time :lol: :smh:
 
We were in the "talking" stage since the time I gave her the valentine til about late April. I got hit with the friendzone hard, 2 weeks later she posts a picture of her and her new boyfriend on instagram. Lmfao. I should've figured we weren't making progress but hey I can only sit back and laugh about it honestly. I'll make sure next year to skip v day since it's really only a holiday for couples. 
 
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
 
sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
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I felt bad today scoring 0 with females in attendance but this is just :smh:
 
sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
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damn.

sorry fam :smh:
 
sckid20 said:
Prolly not the biggest L but an L

I used to live in an apt complex that had a court right in the center of it. One weekend there wuz a bunch of people out...I think it was a memorial day wknd. Neway....there was alot of bad chicks out there :smokin. I knew one of them that wuz watchin 8) cuz we had a class together...

So im ballin...and im not great but im aite.....rod strickland rookie type game.
And im guardin this lanky tall slow dude and im just killin him. Blowin by...crossin him.....dropin dimes....girls lookin 8)

So anyway their team is on a fast break and im behind...one on two...I see lanky dude get da ball and go to the hoop so I jump up to block him.......

The way he went up it looked like he was gonna finger roll it...so I was like "im bout to mutumbo this lazy cat"

NO

Dis dude kept rising and turned the ball over in his hand.
Then he brought it back....kinda like a pitcher does a windup...or how kemp used to dunk.
Put his left forearm on my chest and threw it down HARD.

HARD.

I remember falling on my side and I didnt even look up cuz I knew it wuz bad. I remember seeing dudes shoes (lebron 9s)cuz he was standin over me and hearing erybody laughing and runnin around....girls was takin instagram pics |I. Dese frat dudes was pourin out they beer.........and all I remember is lookin up and seeing the girl that I knew just sittin there with her hands over her mouth like
"OMG DIS DUDE JUST GOT SONNED"

So many inside tears |I
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DJYoung08 said:
Went to get some breakfast with some guys, I was driving.

Didnt realize one of my dudes didnt have the door closed yet....

I proceeded to drive in reverse and smashed the inside of my car door into a pillar of the car port.

the door crunched like crazy :smh:

It was still able to close but man that was the most embarrassing L ever
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:rofl: I would have cried tears of laughter had I seen this.
 
One time I was at the gym going ham on chest day. There's this dimepiece chick next to me so I decide to go heavier on the weights and make it look like slight work. So I go get the 45 pound dumbells and start my set. I'm on like my 4th rep and start forcing myself a lot harder. Man, it was a pretty loud fart for me to feel it vibrate from my *** to my neck on the bench. She definitely smelled my all of my gains and protein. :smh:
 
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