What's the biggest L you've ever taken?

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It sucks because now I don't know which numbers to pick.. I was only going to try it once and pick my own four numbers and pay the $6 I never walked to the 7 eleven. Now out of spite i have to play thePowerball today for like $2 and I'm going to QP which also sucks.
 
I was talking with a girl at a loft party and she told me she speaks swahili.

having a ex that spoke swahili, i know a couple of words and thought i would blow her mind by telling her she's beautiful in her langage.

I proceed to tell her.

She looks shocked.

Then we talk a bit and the cops show up so I bounce with the quickness.


Came back home to realize i actually told her she was stupid in swahili :lol:


Kind of a L, but I didn't give a f so it's all good :lol:
 
Sneaker meetup that went bad, got got, $500 all counterfeit, managed to recover half
 
I was spitting game at this chick in Whole Foods last week. We were basically shopping together the entire time talking enthusiatically about organic beers and nature spots in the area for meditation. So we're walking out to the parking lot and I'm ready to put the finishing touches on the session (email, home address, etc) and sitting in her car is her boyfriend. She was like, "Well, it was nice chatting with you!" And I did that manuever where you put your foot on the bottom rail of the shopping cart and do a 360 spin off to the opposite direction. Dude didn't even look up either... he was on his phone listening to some weird Alt-Folk crap.
 
Sneaker meetup that went bad, got got, $500 all counterfeit, managed to recover half
This **** happened to one of my patnas 
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Its a fear of mine too when i meet up with boys

so i bought one of them counterfeit marker things for when i got a big transaction bout to happen
 
This **** happened to one of my patnas :smh:

Its a fear of mine too when i meet up with boys
so i bought one of them counterfeit marker things for when i got a big transaction bout to happen

Copped one the next day :lol: you live and you learn
 
Gave my dad $250 dollars that he was supposed to pay back

Never talked to me about it again, hasn't even brought it up, my dad's a buff dude, I'm not, he would break me.

Chalking that one up in the ***** move file.
 
Dog! I was in here the night before sleeping on the floor just thinking. So basically I write down these four numbers and I'm thinking about playing the lotto because it was a play 4 and it cost more than the normal lottery., but I was willing to risk the $6 to play by picking my own numbers. Dog. I check the lotto like 30 mins ago and those numbers were the winners. I have no idea what to do now... I didn't play my numbers I went to buy a Heineken instead.. because its kinda far and I just got here to Florida. I missed out of half a million bro.

Dude I'm bout to roll up one for you. That has always been my nightmare which is why I always play QP only. I was hot about losing $500 on sale of my car.Not anymore..


out of curiosity, what would you have done with the winnings?
 
Dude I'm bout to roll up one for you. That has always been my nightmare which is why I always play QP only. I was hot about losing $500 on sale of my car.Not anymore..


out of curiosity, what would you have done with the winnings?

Paid off my debt , get a new car , track my ex girlfriend down and see if I could rekindle the fire , and move out of Florida.. spend some time in Los Angeles for a year.
 
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I got a crazy L...I had been flirting with a secretary at school and got the digits. she comes by first night for dinner and chills in bed with me for a min. goes home and starts emailing me that she wanna come back the next day. pumping my head up talking bout she like what she felt in my pants and whatnot...keep in mind I'm 22 and she 35

so the next day all I can think about is hitting this cougar RIGHT! I used to take vitamin E pills to keep the unit strong (uncle put me on freshman year) but for some reason I'm ODn taking too many pills wanting to tear it up.

she gets to the crib but wouldn't give me dome, which was like my medicine. I'm like a deer in headlights bc I could not get up. so she on top of me while I'm trying to get my unit up. I swear in like two strokes my pole went rocket and I shot nut all over her back LMAO. I was so embarrassed. :smh:


Lmfao that's why I quit beating my meat as often

My numbers dropped for the lottery last night. Biggest L I ever took by not going to play them!!! Last Night B ' for 518 thousand


Damn son you win the thread.

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Signed a lease for $1,050 rent for a studio apartment in Hempstead fresh out of college so I could work/live and have the NY experience. :smh:

After having free cable for 2 years, I paid a ***** $250 to re-activate the bootleg cable boxes I had at my last apartment. He dipped with the $ and the boxes and changed his number.

fortunately those are the two biggest L's I've had in my life. You live & learn
 
this is nothing to crazy but i was driving into school looking for parking and mind you this was in the morning so right before my first class and i had to fart...so its whatever im thinking ok no big deal so i let 1 loose the problem was i didnt fart i took a small duece like it just slipped out my butt it was one of those wet ones though :smh:... so after realizing what i had done im driving while standing up so i wouldnt sit on my own duece... my forehead was all touching the ceiling of my whip.... so as soon as i parked the whip i walk straight to the bathroom and take my draws off and flush it in the toilet... and i cleaned myself like nothing happened and went the whole day commando :lol:
 
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When I was 13 walking around the hallway at church, I seen one of the triple OG's who I was cool with pass by and tried to make him flinch with a left hook for ***** and giggles. Big Homie ducked and right crossed the **** outta me on the side of my head.  Told me that he would've buried me but had respect for my pops.  Seen a metal folding chair and wanted to crack his frame while he was preaching but I did cross the line.  Respect your elders!
 
this is nothing to crazy but i was driving into school looking for parking and mind you this was in the morning so right before my first class and i had to fart...so its whatever im thinking ok no big deal so i let 1 loose the problem was i didnt fart i took a small duece like it just slipped out my butt it was one of those wet ones though :smh:... so after realizing what i had done im driving while standing up so i wouldnt sit on my own duece... my forehead was all touching the ceiling of my whip.... so as soon as i parked the whip i walk straight to the bathroom and take my draws off and flush it in the toilet... and i cleaned myself like nothing happened and went the whole day commando :lol:

Dis dude :lol: :lol: :lol: just swangin'
 
I got a ticket a few months back going 90 in my new car. I legit considered doing two days in jail to avoid paying that bit.
 
I've got a couple :smh:

Something light. A couple Christmas' back me and my ex exchanged Christmas gifts. We were kind of on rocky terms and we had taken a little break. She went off to Kuwait to go visit her mom ( her mom was in the service) and I was back home doing my thing. She comes back home a day before New Years and "made up" and exchanged gifts. She got me 2011 BC 3's and I got her an iPhone. I was in a happy place, got my favorite shoes and my girl in one day...

Later that day the iPhone I had just got her was laying on the counter and we had just activated it with a new number and I was the only one with the number at that point. Or so I thought. The phone kept ringing while she was in the shower. I'm like "wtf, who could be blowing her up its a new number?" Pick up the phone, it's her ex boyfriend. I ask him "what the **** you doin calling this number?" He says ask (girls name) she's been texting me and just told me to call her she got a new number :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: >: just waited for her to come out the shower and started hitting her with all the questions cornering her till she cried. Took my shoes and promptly left that ***. Wearing my BC3's are so bittersweet :smh:
 
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