Ever dated someone who was weird?

Crazy P is hit or miss for me, last crazy chick I hit the box was horrible she was funky as hell and she had no walls. But she did have a stupid onion on her.
 
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One time my brother saw this girl eat a fly but I didn't believe him until I went to her house and found out she was the frog lady of Massapequa
 
Not to be the R word but I find black chicks who are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe weird as hell. And 99.999% of them don't even know **** about her. I'm like why?

My female friend bought 2 big pictures of her to put on her wall. I'm like you know her real name wasn't Marilyn Monroe right, its Norma-Jean Mortenson... She was like it wasn't?... Looking at me all shocked.









Them damn pictures been sitting right on the floor by the couch in the same shopping bag they came in ever since.smfh
 
Used to mess around with a blind girl. Like she could kinda of sort of see but she was legally blind in California. She wasn't weird cause she was blind, she was just crazy and weird but the blindness certainly set it over the top. Actually her eyes were weird to look at, they were very strange but pretty at the same time. 

God I used to drown in that vagina though. Wettest ever, I think her senses were extra in tune like Dare Devil or something cause used to get so physically turned on. 
 
I like weird.
I like nerdy.
I think I'm pretty weird lol I usually tell girls I'm a rubix cube. Don't try to figure me out.
 
Not to be the R word but I find black chicks who are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe weird as hell. And 99.999% of them don't even know **** about her. I'm like why?

My female friend bought 2 big pictures of her to put on her wall. I'm like you know her real name wasn't Marilyn Monroe right, its Norma-Jean Mortenson... She was like it wasn't?... Looking at me all shocked.









Them damn pictures been sitting right on the floor by the couch in the same shopping bag they came in ever since.smfh

How many celebrities change their name, Jamie Foxx wasn't born Jamie Foxx, I got a picture of Wu-tang in my room them N weren't born Ghostface Killah and Inspectah Deck :lol:

You another one these characters that been poppin up on NT lately :rolleyes
 
I once dated a girl who was literally one of the baddest in high School, somehow reconnected with her 7 years post graduation, turns out she was now a stripper at Sin City, shorty was soooooo damb cool, but as bad as she was, she was such a goofball...I lost all interest one day chillin at my boys crib, he put on some 80's hiphop and homegirl started busting out the worm... I couldn't look at her the same...
 
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I once dated a girl who was literally one of the baddest in high School, somehow reconnected with her 7 years post graduation, turns out she was now a stripper at Sin City, shorty was soooooo damb cool, but as bad as she was, she was such a goofball...I lost all interest one day chillin at my boys crib, he put on some 80's hiphop and homegirl started busting out the worm... I couldn't look at her the same...

I would fall in love with her if she did that...
 
I once dated a girl who was literally one of the baddest in high School, somehow reconnected with her 7 years post graduation, turns out she was now a stripper at Sin City, shorty was soooooo damb cool, but as bad as she was, she was such a goofball...I lost all interest one day chillin at my boys crib, he put on some 80's hiphop and homegirl started busting out the worm... I couldn't look at her the same...

Homie she sound like a keeper :lol:

Bad as hell, got her own money and doesn't take herself seriously? :smh: Cmon fam
 
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Homie she sound like a keeper :lol:

Bad as hell, got her own money and doesn't take herself seriously? :smh: Cmon fam

In retrospect, yeah....back while we were going at it, that **** turned me completely off...she went off from a stripper to a nurse to top things off and make me feel even more like an *** :rofl:
 
One day I bent over to grab my shoe and saw something sticking out. I look under her bed and there is a **** load of spongebob square pants stuff under there. I'm talking posters, toys, t-shirts(why not just put them in a drawer?), school supplies etc. She admitted to purposely hiding it under her bed before I came over so I didn't get "weirded out". It didn't bother me, I found it amusing more than anything.
Damn I thought she had a SB vibrator...........
 
One day I bent over to grab my shoe and saw something sticking out. I look under her bed and there is a **** load of spongebob square pants stuff under there. I'm talking posters, toys, t-shirts(why not just put them in a drawer?), school supplies etc. She admitted to purposely hiding it under her bed before I came over so I didn't get "weirded out". It didn't bother me, I found it amusing more than anything.
Damn I thought she had a SB vibrator...........

Go back to bed DC...
 
Not to be the R word but I find black chicks who are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe weird as hell. And 99.999% of them don't even know **** about her. I'm like why?

My female friend bought 2 big pictures of her to put on her wall. I'm like you know her real name wasn't Marilyn Monroe right, its Norma-Jean Mortenson... She was like it wasn't?... Looking at me all shocked.









Them damn pictures been sitting right on the floor by the couch in the same shopping bag they came in ever since.smfh


Any girl that idolizes Marilyn gets it POPPIN and WET

In my experience.... any girl that idolizes Marilyn Monroe is a que that she's thot! Straight up!

Ask a girl what's Marilyn's real name, and if she knows it.... she's a hoeee!
 
In my experience.... any girl that idolizes Marilyn Monroe is a que that she's thot! Straight up!

Ask a girl what's Marilyn's real name, and if she knows it.... she's a hoeee!
yup and they live up their quote "if you can't have me at my worst then you can't have me at my best" I think that's how it goes
 
Prolly doesn't truly relate to thread but

My ex used to suck her thumb, damn near 30 and sucking her thumb at random moment. She never did it in public. She also gave the best head I ever had to so idk if that was a correlation. Looking about on it shorty was very weird mad daddy issues.
 
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Prolly doesn't truly relate to thread but

My ex used to suck her thumb, damn near 30 and sucking her thumb at random moment. She never did it in public. She also gave the best head I ever had to so idk if that was a correlation. Looking about on it shorty was very weird mad daddy issues.

Now that is weird, I remember girls doing that **** back in 7th grade thinking its cute, but c'mon 30? Thats weird as hell
 
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