Man creates spreadsheet for every time wife denies him sex

They are 26....married at 24... Been together since 21... Dude realizes he's stuck forever with a chick who ain't down with the yamburger buffet. He goin through a quarterlife crisis while passing by all the mid 20 yamblings who he could have swooped if he had known better and released the college crush.

Sad day for yambkind.
 
They both need to move on, lucky for them they don't have children. It seems like the wife is either really insecure about her weight gain and doesn't want to have sex as a result, or she isn't in to old boy anymore. She complains about being sweaty and gross coming from the gym yet she falls asleep in her bed like that? I don't think so, she knew if she stayed stinky he wouldn't want to get in them guts.

Then she says she ate too much, I don't get how she is working out going to the gym and still over eating. In any relationship, if sex is enjoyed by both people then it shouldn't take any convincing. At the same time though, we don't know how he is approaching his wife. I hope he isn't asking her to have sex, that just shows his game is weak as hell which could be a turn off for her. I can't see myself asking wifey to have sex. As her man he should know what to do to get her in the mood, **** whatever tv show or movie is on at the moment :smh:. They are too young to be acting like a 60 yr old couple.

Either she is cheating, his game and D game is wack, or she feeling insecure.
 
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They are 26....married at 24... Been together since 21... Dude realizes he's stuck forever with a chick who ain't down with the yamburger buffet. He goin through a quarterlife crisis while passing by all the mid 20 yamblings who he could have swooped if he had known better and released the college crush.

Sad day for yambkind.

Too each their own, but that's way too early to get married IMO.

They may divorced before 30, sad.
 
They may divorced before 30, sad.[/quote]

If not by 3:30 CST, that's why dude didn't contact her after she left, him and his girlfriend went to see a divorce lawyer.
 
They both need to move on, lucky for them they don't have children. It seems like the wife is either really insecure about her weight gain and doesn't want to have sex as a result, or she isn't in to old boy anymore. She complains about being sweaty and gross coming from the gym yet she falls asleep in her be like that? I don't think so, she knew if she stayed stinky he wouldn't want to get in them guts.

Then she says she ate too much, I don't get how she is working out going to the gym and still over eating. In any relationship, if sex is enjoyed by both people then it shouldn't take any convincing. At the same time though, we don't know how he is approaching his wife. I hope he isn't asking her to have sex, that just shows is game is weak as hell which could be a turn off for her. I can't see myself asking wifey to have sex. As her man he should know what to do to get her in the mood, **** whatever tv show or movie is on at the moment :smh:. They are too young to be acting like a 60 yr old couple.

Either she is cheating, his game and D game is wack, or she feeling insecure.

They just bought a house. This is going to be interesting.
 
"I cook for him. I do his laundry. I keep our house clean and tidy."

um you're supposed to do all that **** along with giving up the box on command. she's saying that like she deserves recognition for doing what she's supposed to do 
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They are 26....married at 24... Been together since 21... Dude realizes he's stuck forever with a chick who ain't down with the yamburger buffet. He goin through a quarterlife crisis while passing by all the mid 20 yamblings who he could have swooped if he had known better and released the college crush.

Sad day for yambkind.

Definitely not stuck forever.
 
Then she says she ate too much, I don't get how she is working out going to the gym and still over eating. In any relationship, if sex is enjoyed by both people then it shouldn't take any convincing. At the same time though, we don't know how he is approaching his wife. I hope he isn't asking her to have sex, that just shows is game is weak as hell which could be a turn off for her. I can't see myself asking wifey to have sex. As her man he should know what to do to get her in the mood, **** whatever tv show or movie is on at the moment :smh:. They are too young to be acting like a 60 yr old couple.
Dude made a spreadsheet of denials. He probably sending text messages or eventbrites for sex.
 
So I laughed at the title and then actually felt sorry for this chick until I read her last question and saw the spreadsheet

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Have sex with your husband ya big dummy. Too late now though, son gonna be in some yams for 10 days straight and then when she tries to have sex with him he gonna be like "I'm too tired, I feel gross. I ate too much, I'm trying to watch my show……… I'm still sore from the last 200 hrs."

As for divorce I don't know if I'd do that after putting so much money in to renovating my house. That's a big L if you do.

She probably does have a low sex drive or doesn't feel sexy enough and may be not that far away from being a prude. She may simply not be strong enough to juggle her life properly.
 
Can't believe some of yall are supporting the dude. Shows clearly how none of you guy know what a marriage is.
 
So I laughed at the title and then actually felt sorry for this chick until I read her last question and saw the spreadsheet

:smh: :x :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface: :stoneface:

Have sex with your husband ya big dummy. Too late now though, son gonna be in some yams for 10 days straight and then when she tries to have sex with him he gonna be like "I'm too tired, I feel gross. I ate too much, I'm trying to watch my show……… I'm still sore from the last 200 hrs."

As for divorce I don't know if I'd do that after putting so much money in to renovating my house. That's a big L if you do.

She probably does have a low sex drive or doesn't feel sexy enough and may be not that far away from being a prude. She may simply not be strong enough to juggle her life properly.
This. All of this.
 
leaving the gym and feeling gross, but then not showering until the next morning.....just nasty getting in the bed sweaty like that in the first place..
 
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