if team names came to life... who would rule the league? vol. beef in my classroom over this debate

Renaldo Balkman

Renaldo Balkman

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last day of summer school and I get into a discussion with my students... if team names came to life, who would win each league?


NBA:
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NFL:
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MLB:
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for me...
NBA: The Suns are the most powerful and will melt a Wizard or Raptor in a second
NFL: Titans are gods, so they murk everyone else easily
MLB: It's between an Angel and a Royal. A Royal would have an army and I doubt the Angel would kill.



what say you?
 
Da Lakers will flood and drown everyone.

Da Raiders will raid and kill everyone.

Da Angels will laugh and watch everyone kill themselves from heaven.

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You don't mess with hockey bruh ? Best sport out here

Nba-Houston, Most powerful Rockets out here blow up anything

NFL- Charger - Hit ya with a bolt

MLB - Angels/Royals would make sense but I'll switch it up and say The a Pirates. They would be out here with a wooden leg, patch on the eye outchea shooting cannons from the boats. They safe out there in the water, marlins ain't messing with them.
 
NBA: The Wizards and the Magic unite! Because that's how that works.

NFL: The Giants, because......giants.

MLB: The Angels, because they got God on their side.
 
Suns because the "phoenix" is somewhere lurking..

Chargers because of the damb hemi

Twins because 2 for me, none for you :smokin
 
NBA: Celtics - derived from The Nephilim & can grant wishes & ish

NFL: Vikings - lookin like...

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or The Giants aka The Nephilim

MLB: Astros - They have space capability & probably have something to do with The Nephilim as well
 
The Giants would rule the NFL, killing the Titans last.

The Knickerbockers bock knicks so they would clearly reign supreme over the NBA

As for MLB, clearly the Mets. Nuff said.

The Rangers would get in their megazord and kill everyone with ease and then subjugate the islanders.
 
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The Bengals would kill 250 before exhaustion sets in.
 
NBA- Suns cuz if you beat them life ends.
NFL - Jets cuz they can fight from the skies and drop bombs and stuff like that.
MLB- Yankees cuz 'Murica
 
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uhh da titans created da gawds b, therefore them by default...
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And then they were defeated by the gods, and then the Titan's mother Gaia created new and improved sons to avenge the Titans which were the Giants
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. While were on this subject I will die happy if we ever get a high quailty big budget film on the Titanomachy.
 
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