First time flying by myself

Check your seat number, and make sure you're in the right one. Accidently ending up sitting in the aisle instead of my actual window seat, when I realized my mistake two ratchets had placed their bags on my seat. Couldn't even enjoy seeing the NYC sky line at night before landing.
 
2.2 hours is cake, usually the best method I've found to deal with flight anxiety is seriously order a Jack and coke as soon as you can, then just keep ordering the Jack and mixing it with the coke little by little, by the 3rd Jack, nothing will bother you, turbulence then feels like a massage....is the only thing that's calmed my anxiety, not even prescribed meds have worked for me.
 
Get drunk? Wouldn't you have to piss every 10 mins? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me
When his is passed out on the plane for his short 2 hour flight. Pissing is the least of his worries.

Also get that window seat for you to rest your head on OP.
 
OP you can spend all your money at the airport or on the flight if you want to. Just drink before hand and hop on the flight. It should hit you by the time you waiting to board. If you are driving than yeah I say get them drinks on the plane or in the airport.
 
It's easy. Get on the plane and sit.  I suggest being clear headed through out the experience so you don't rely on specific scenarios (sleeping, being buzzed, etc) to get through it.

You'll be comfortable in no time.
 
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 OP sounding like he's 7. But for real, wear comfortable clothes. I mean airlines lose luggage, but maybe it's not that common. I've never had mine lost before. 4 hours isn't bad. I've flown to Hawai'i from NYC twice. That **** is a journey. You'll be fine OP.
 
:lol:  OP sounding like he's 7. But for real, wear comfortable clothes. I mean airlines lose luggage, but maybe it's not that common. I've never had mine lost before. 4 hours isn't bad. I've flown to Hawai'i from NYC twice. That **** is a journey. You'll be fine OP.

That's a bid right there
 
 
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 OP sounding like he's 7. But for real, wear comfortable clothes. I mean airlines lose luggage, but maybe it's not that common. I've never had mine lost before. 4 hours isn't bad. I've flown to Hawai'i from NYC twice. That **** is a journey. You'll be fine OP.
That's a bid right there
Can feel like it, but it was worth it.
 
Right.

You think you bout to put your head on that tray, you bout to be UUUUP-set.
 
Dont get drunk. U don't want to be getting up to piss every 5 minutes especially since you can't get up the first 15 learn from me :lol:

Also, u might be a bit nervous but remember flaring is safer than riding in a car

Oh, and don't yell bomb :lol:

Pay close attention don't be late to check in and don't lose your documents

You'll be fine
 
Take a **** before you go to the airport. You don't want to get hit with the bubble guts up in mid air.

Wear shoes that you can keep the laces loose so it's an easy on-off at security. Also, depending on what you're packing, try to wear all your heaviest items, shoes included, so you're not lugging it around in the bag.

Use those small liquid containers for toiletries and skip the dop-kit if you're flying, keep it all In a big Ziploc bag and pack it last. Depending on the airport they might want your toiletries packed that way and out of the bag when you do security.

Also, maybe not now in the summer but other times if year when you have at least a jacket, put your phone, keys, watch, wallet, etc in the jacket pockets while you're waiting in the security line. Makes it faster at the start and more importantly at the end of the check when you're trying to get your stuff together. Also, you do want to dress nice, flugt attendants will be a little nicer to you, but if you can wear jiggers or something that doesn't require a belt it makes the security process way easier.

The middle seat gets both arm rests. It's just kind of an unspoken rule and common courtesy. If you're in the middle try to sit that way from the start but just know that not everybody knows or follows this so don't get too heated if someone in the window seat is hogging up your arm rest.

Take a leak before boarding. Not like you can't just go to the bathroom but it's easier if you don't have to.

Don't wear anything too high-top or stiff around the ankles. Like Jordan IVs would be bad cause when you're sitting on the plane and stretch your legs the back tabs will just dig into your ankles. I made the mistake once of rockin Timbs on a 6-hour flight.

If you want the beverage cart service your tray should be down. They usually ask anyway but it just let's them know easier ahead of time which rows to hit next.

Fapping in the bathroom of the plane mid flight does not get you into the mile-high club.
I just realized I didn't take a **** on my road trip home
 
Took a flight to vegas about 2 weeks ago I think it was close to a 5 hour plane ride, I hated it. I get bored fast and I can't sit still for such a long period of time. And everyone mentioning the bubble guts...that's something I fear and I always hope I don't get a rumbling stomach in the air lol. 
 
Bubbleguts on a plane is no biggie when it comes to embarrassing stomach sounds because the plane is so damn loud. But yeah, having to take an emergency **** on a plane is another story. Probably one of my biggest fears about flying. :lol:

I always hate long layovers because I want to mash out on airport food, but the potential consequences are deadly. Airport bathrooms = no bueno.
 
I had the WORST bubble guts during landing. In the midst of a 13 hour flight, it had to hit during landing. Had to ******* hold it for 30 minutes cause they wouldn't let me use the lavatory.

Once the plane still had to wait for people to get off, I was around the middle. Once I got off, the closest bathroom was closed. Had to run another 100 yards for the next bathroom.

Made it.




felt so damb good.
 
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Flight from NY to Manila is about 18 hours.

Straight flight to Seoul, then another flight to Manila. Try that. 
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 Flew that alone once, wasnt bad. Stopover in Korea was cool, probably way more up to date with tech now.

If youre scared of turbulence, get a seat in the middle by the plane's wings. Less turbulence since that area flexes less.
 
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