Most ridiculous ticket you've ever got

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What's wrong with me saying "I'm African-American, and i've never been stop by cops in nyc"? Yes, I'm bragging but jessh can i least feel proud of myself.
 
No moving violations, got a 100 ticket for dead tags while parked in DC during graduation, had been driving around MD with em for 3 months tho :lol:
 
disorderly conduct for throwing a cup of coffee at a bus that pulled away from the curb but was sitting at a red light, and would not open the door

I had run 6 blocks after missing the bus and failed to see the cop car literally RIGHT. BEHIND. THE BUS.

In college, flat broke at the time, I went to court due to inability to pay fine. Cop didn't show up and judge laughed and dismissed it.
 
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disorderly conduct for throwing a cup of coffee at a bus that pulled away from the curb but was sitting at a red light, and would not open the door



I had run 6 blocks after missing the bus and failed to see the cop car literally RIGHT. BEHIND. THE BUS.


In college, flat broke at the time, I went to court due to inability to pay fine. Cop didn't show up and judge laughed and dismissed it.
I would've done the same thing, as I've experienced this and occasionally throw **** at these a*hole drivers.

And just THIS MORNING I got a ticket from those MTA "cops" for not paying the fare on a select bus. Here's the scenario. I live in area without train stations. The night before my metro card runs out on the express bus. There's one store in my vicinity that sells metro cards and they tell me they sold out. Ok, so I'm thinking there's no metro cards machines around and no stores that sell them, I'm getting off at the very next stop which is the train station, so surely if I do get stopped, my story should suffice as a pass. I can't get on the train without reloading my metro card.

A*hole "cop" tells me I need to make proper arrangements. I call him a certified ****** and start spewing other insults as he's writing the ticket.

At first I refused to hand over my I.D. but then he threatened to get the real cops.

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Cops in Jacksonville are always on some bull chit. I got a ticket in green cove by some imaginary airplane they like to lie about checking speeds. There wasn't any airplane. :lol: they think we'll believe anything.
 
camera ticket once 168 , thing that kill me i knew it was there. soon as i ran that light and saw that flash my heart sunk right away , 3 weeks later i get a picture of my car in the mail and my tag .

- got a boot once for parking at wendys & crossing the street to go inside the mall had to pay that rent a cop like 80$ funny thing is dude had a camera on me the whole time i was talking to him he thought me and my boys were gonna react badly .
 
Ran a yellow light at this small *** intersection on the outside of campus. Had left my apartment at 3am to hit the gas station for a coke and some hot pork rinds :smokin cop said it was a red light (wasn't cause it was still yellow after I crossed) then he admitted he was out trying to catch drunk drivers and assumed I was :smh:

**** was whack
 
willful reckless driving for doing a burnout in my OWN driveway! $375 ticket and like 3 points off my L's went at it with that cop for a min, almost went to jail.
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:smh: smh Mods deleted my post.

What's wrong with me saying "I'm African-American, and i've never been stop by cops in nyc"? Yes, I'm bragging but jessh can i least feel proud of myself.

No-one deleted anything - I can see your post and it's not got any admin activity.
 
$350 for using my pops parking permit at my college. It was one of those deals where I knew I shouldn't use it but never thought i would actually get in trouble for it :smh:

$85 for parking in a neighborhood behind a coffee shop I was meeting my friends at. I saw the sign that you needed a permit but figured it was 1:30am there was no way a parking attendant was around..... :lol: got a ticket at exactly 2:00am

Was flat broke so I had to pay for it by selling my plasma, not one of the dinner experiences in my life :smh:
 
Driving on 95 thru VA is the worst, they be thristy for tickets..hiding in the cut and all that :x :lol:
 
That's the only action those cops get between nova and richmond. I swear I saw cop come smooth out the bushes, I looked in my rear view and saw mad branches moving.
 
Hopefully I don't get tickets for the two times I went through Bay Bridge Fastrak in a day because I didn't feel like pulling out cash.

The kicker is that I still have dealer plates.


Ran a red light cam 6 years ago but never got a ticket. That car, too, had dealer plates.

Other than that I have bad luck.

Speeding, reckless driving, seatbelt tickets so it evens itself out, I guess
 
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At an intersection, left turning lane. Fresh red light for me.

Other part of intersection is doing their left/right turning lanes before all their lights switch to green

I just got off work, at the light, look down at my phone to see the time, my head leaned against the window.

Cop turns on to my street from other light, sees me, makes a u turn.

Sits behind me until it's time for me to turn left and pulls me over as soon as I'm done turning. Said I was texting and driving :lol: I guess

$304 later here I am
 
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Although it wasn't a ticket. I got pulled over for "not wearing a seat belt." It was 11 pm at night, the officer was on the other side of the highway, and just happened to think I wasn't wearing a seat belt.  Must have been that new robocop 
 
$30 ticket for parking backwards at my community college.

The messed up part was, people like to take tickets off your windshield and put em on other cars, so I was parking backwards for weeks. finally I started getting courtesy notices reminding me to pay my ticket(s).


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Tints...

For all 4 windows...

$540

NYC :smh:

They are 98 dollars per window. Got my last tint ticket couple months ago. And I get them quite often. lol Unless they changed it to 135 but I dont think they did.

Most bs ticket I ever got was from a Secaucus cop in NJ. I was coming up on a yield sign, so I did yield but as I exited the yield sign onto the road a ******* cop switched lanes into the lane that comes out from the yield and he gave me a ticket for failing to yield. :smh:

Another bs one was on 20th street near my apt. Its the same block the 10th precient is on. I was going up that block and this one cop in a van threw his reverse lights on (parking on one side is diagonal) and he didnt throw the christmas tree lights on. I thought the dude had a door open because it was a GMC or Chevy van. Because on Gm cars when you open the door, the reverse lights come on. No the dude really wanted to back up. I went by. So driving up the block, he pulls me over. Takes my info and comes back with a ticket for my CLEAR license plate frame. :smh: I know its against the law but damn. Just because I didnt let you out, you pull me over? Grow up. Dude had to look up on his phone to make sure he gave me the ticket, because when he walked up with the ticket he had his phone in his hand reading from a website, the law. SMH
 
Cop was in front of me and pulled me over for having my lights on during the day time
Mind u it was like 730 in the morning so sun was BARELY out and it was cloudy
I was so heated
I was in my company work van
Cop thought it was stolen
I had a black hoody on at the time
He was salty when he found out it wasn't stolen and had no record
Judge dismissed it but I was HEATED
 
Got a no front license ticket when I parked my car outside one day, and the plate was in plain view. Called and filed a complaint, but doubt anything was ever done. 
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