Florida, get your boy please. vol. National 'Rump Roast' day

Steezy you nasty...


Real talk, I'm not condoning munching on a random's ***, but if you got a lady you've been with a LONG time, you gotta change it up occasionally

Wait til she's had a rough day, greet her with candlelight dinner, a nice bubble bath, you wash her up (this way you know it's clean and she'll think it's romantic), get her in the bed, tell her shut up, flip over, start with the ***** then go for it...

She'll have your breakfast, lunch, dinner, and laundry done for the month.
 
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Ya dudes need to get a chick OPEN, get her in 69 and surprise her with the salad tossing, shorty will either lose herself or think you are nasty as ***** if she thinks you nasty, she's not worth your time.

You more of a sneaky salad tossing type of dude.
Can't even properly get to the *** hole in 69.

I'm a bit more blatant with my ****.
Straight tell that ***** to get on all fours while I'm in the middle of eating that *****.

They try to front on some "what are you going to do" steez, but in reality they know what I'm bout to munch on.

To keep it even more real, 9/10 they hopin I'm about to do what they pretending they don't want me to do.
 
You more of a sneaky salad tossing type of dude.
Can't even properly get to the *** hole in 69.

I'm a bit more blatant with my ****.
Straight tell that ***** to get on all fours while I'm in the middle of eating that *****.

They try to front on some "what are you going to do" steez, but in reality they know what I'm bout to munch on.

To keep it even more real, 9/10 they hopin I'm about to do what they pretending they don't want me to do.

I can respect that, I like to sneak up on em....the booty don't know what hit it.
 
You more of a sneaky salad tossing type of dude.
Can't even properly get to the *** hole in 69.

I'm a bit more blatant with my ****.
Straight tell that ***** to get on all fours while I'm in the middle of eating that *****.

They try to front on some "what are you going to do" steez, but in reality they know what I'm bout to munch on.

To keep it even more real, 9/10 they hopin I'm about to do what they pretending they don't want me to do.

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On all four, spreading them cheeks and going to work gotta be some of the raunchiest *** you can do to a girl, you mah boy Diego!
 
Brush teeth?...that takes the fun away and the scent
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****** don't like pickles on their sandwich but out here licking bootyholes clean of all doo doo residue. Dressing up as human toilet paper rolls for Halloween.

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****** don't like pickles on their sandwich but out here licking bootyholes clean of all doo doo residue. Dressing up as human toilet paper rolls for Halloween.​

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Just leave the raunch to those of is who can handle it, don't try to understand this lifestyle brah
 
You more of a sneaky salad tossing type of dude.
Can't even properly get to the *** hole in 69.

I'm a bit more blatant with my ****.
Straight tell that ***** to get on all fours while I'm in the middle of eating that *****.

They try to front on some "what are you going to do" steez, but in reality they know what I'm bout to munch on.

To keep it even more real, 9/10 they hopin I'm about to do what they pretending they don't want me to do.
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Dudes acting like eating *** its nasty ... Wonder how many of u fools eat *****? Act like chicks don't piss or clean themselves with ... Hell I wonder how many of u probably ate a chick out with some yeast.

This is the way I look at it :lol:

Like bruhs if ya eat the P, that ishh isn't anymore hygienic than the agnus, if a chick has a clean P rest assure she'll have a clean ***

Ya wanna act all high and mighty and hygenic, ignoring the fact that piss, a waste product just like poop comes out the P, they also go through menstrual cycles, a lot of them have secretions and is natural, a girl has to be on too of her hygiene for the P to be clean, which hopefully all women are, I know mines is obsessed with it...but lettuce be cereal, not every P ya have dived in has been spot clean, I'm sure ya have tasted and smell some funky **** in ya experiences...how is the agnus any different? I dare say the agnus is cleaner than the P?
 
This is the way I look at it :lol:

Like bruhs if ya eat the P, that ishh isn't anymore hygienic than the agnus, if a chick has a clean P rest assure she'll have a clean ***

Ya wanna act all high and mighty and hygenic, ignoring the fact that piss, a waste product just like poop comes out the P, they also go through menstrual cycles, a lot of them have secretions and is natural, a girl has to be on too of her hygiene for the P to be clean, which hopefully all women are, I know mines is obsessed with it...but lettuce be cereal, not every P ya have dived in has been spot clean, I'm sure ya have tasted and smell some funky **** in ya experiences...how is the agnus any different? I dare say the agnus is cleaner than the P?

Pee don't come out the ****oris though :lol: You could eat a girl out while she on her period and literally get nothing on yourself. That's how I know some of these dudes have no clue what they are doing when they say they won't eat it when the girl has their period. Are y'all just sticking your tongue in between the vaginal walls or something? :smh:
 
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