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salvia, OP isn't a street cat.Well, we know what plant op will come back as
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salvia, OP isn't a street cat.Well, we know what plant op will come back as
The truth is probably waaay more ****** up than that.
During life, we have so much responsibilities. School, work, friends, family, obligations, duties. It can be overwhelming at times. The universe knows that we stress over these things.
There are three stages:
Humans (Life)
Plants (Purgatory)
Dogs (Heaven)
After we die, we become plants and wait until are sins are judged by the universe. After judgement, we become dogs. Depending on your actions as a human will determine what kind of dog you will be, whether you have an owner or a stray.
Plants are represented as purgatory because it's like a waiting period. They have many uses for humans so when we are recycled, we become just that. Plants.
After our waiting period is up, we become dogs. The universe rewards us by recycling our souls as dogs. No responsibilities. Just eating, pooping, hanging with your friends, having sex. Life is good. But we don't get to enjoy this for long. That's why there are dog years. We only have a limited time to enjoy ourselves as man's best friend. When we die as dogs, the cycle repeats. We are born as humans.
There have been many subliminal messages about this in media throughout in media and everyday life.
Watch this movie. MADDD clues about this.
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There is a God (DOG = GOD), but there is no religion.
Religion was created by men to detain society.
STAY WOKE..
Questions?
But what if I want to be an athletic cat instead of a damn dog? Is that Heaven?
I'm finna come back as a street cat
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gets me every time
Me and my daughter are crying laughing at this
After we die, we become plants and wait until are sins are judged by the universe. After judgement, we become dogs.