THAT GUY.......

That guy who only wanna chill with the clique for free smokes, food and drinks

That guy who doesn't roll but wanna spark

That guy who didnt get the bottle but wanna pop

That guy who's obsessed with IG fame and takes pics of everyone's possession with no caption to suggest that it might be his

That guy who initiates, makes and reminds everyone of the plan but flakes in the end

That guy who always talks about what he's gonna buy, but never bought

That guy who always talks big during brainstorming but backs out during affirmative action
 
That guy that drinks Ciroc :x

That guy that takes shots of vodka.

That guy who still plays 2k with the fatigue off.

That guy that swears if it's his, it's better than whatever you got.
 
That guy who asks if you Chive and wants you to. >D :smh:

That guy that sees you wear different hats and wants to talk about the team even after you tell him you just liked the hat.

That guy that tries to have a convo in the bathroom at work but you never talk to him around the office.

That guy that wants to smash a girl at your spot because he either lives with his woman or his mom. :smh:

That guy that wants to borrow your clothes. -_-

That guy that has no problem borrowing money but keeps a ledger for any time he's paid for anything.
 
That guy that takes forever to get ready but always comes out wearing just sneakers and t shirts
That guy that is somehow (not really) knowledgable on every subject and has to add some generic *** opinion on every topic
That guy that's always telling you about his new workout
That guy that always talks about all this shhh he's gonna do but never follows through
That guy that always needs some type a favor
That guy that's always asking for something
That guy that's always telling you to go talk to some girl but won't go talk to her hisself
That guy that always needs a wingman
That guy that's asks you **** he could easily google
That guy that finds Jesus changes all his bad habits then goes exactly the way he used to be
That guy that that talks about every broad he ever encounters
That guy that always days he's gonna be somewhere but never shows up
That guy that is always doubting hisself
That guy that lies about little stuff for no reason
That guy that sits there silent until someone walks out the room then immediately talks **** about them
That guy that's always trying to tell people how to live their life
That guy that talks about work all the damn time
That guy that's cynical about everything
That guy that talks about drugs all the time
That guy that never gets any girls
That guy that always embarrasses hisself in front of girls
That guy that can't dress
That guy with the stupid tattoos
That vegetarian guy
That guy with the annoying girlfriend
 
That one guy that's always talkin about his new mixtape
 
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That guy who goes to the club to fight or start some ish, while all the homies trying to get up on a chic

That guy who thinks he the only one that heard the newest song/mixtape/album, seen the newest movie, heard the latest news
 
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sckid20 said:
Schrodinger's d*****bag: that guy who says really offensive things and decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
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Oh yes, those dudes be the kings of backtracking. "Man I was joking/being sarcastic." :stoneface:
Brolic Scholar said:
That guy that wants to smash a girl at your spot because he either lives with his woman or his mom. :smh:
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Damn Sir San Diego Sir San Diego , you that guy? You not gonna let me come thru n smash shorty at your spot cuz wifey at home trippin? Damn man. Where's the hospitality? Don't got a spare bed or a fold out couch? A futon at least? It's all I need :smh: I'd even buy food that night.
 
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Master Zik said:
Oh yes, those dudes be the kings of backtracking. "Man I was joking/being sarcastic." :stoneface:
Damn Sir San Diego Sir San Diego , you that guy? You not gonna let me come thru n smash shorty at your spot cuz wifey at home trippin? Damn man. Where's the hospitality? Don't got a spare bed or a fold out couch? A futon at least? It's all I need :smh: I'd even buy food that night.
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:lol:

Y'all better go half on a hotel. I'm not trying clean up someone else's jizz stains and skid marks.
 
Two guys that annoy me

1. That guy that was an All American in HS (any sport) but has no evidence to support that claim and a little research will show you he never played sports in the first place.

2. The "never volunteer my car" guy. Usually if we are chilling and GI get some food we just carpool and take one/two cars. Usually we rotate but there is always that one dude that never has gas or has an almost flat tire. Most of the time he just waits until someone else volunteers and immediately agrees :smh:
 
that guy that puts noises together and calls it a beat and swears it's the **** 
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my homie wouldn't shut his mouth yesterday, telling me that it sounds like some Alchemist stuff, it was straight garbage. 
 
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Master Zik said:
Oh yes, those dudes be the kings of backtracking. "Man I was joking/being sarcastic." :stoneface:
Damn Sir San Diego Sir San Diego , you that guy? You not gonna let me come thru n smash shorty at your spot cuz wifey at home trippin? Damn man. Where's the hospitality? Don't got a spare bed or a fold out couch? A futon at least? It's all I need :smh: I'd even buy food that night.
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:lol:

Y'all better go half on a hotel. I'm not trying clean up someone else's jizz stains and skid marks.
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My broads aint that foul :x :lol: That's the type of chick you pick up off the street :lol:
oxpenguin said:
that guy that puts noises together and calls it a beat and swears it's the **** :smh:


my homie wouldn't shut his mouth yesterday, telling me that it sounds like some Alchemist stuff, it was straight garbage. 
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AZwildcats said:
1. That guy that was an All American in HS (any sport) but has no evidence to support that claim and a little research will show you he never played sports in the first place.
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I'm familiar with this guy. I had one guy in my dorm hall freshman year of college would go on and on about the basketball state championship he won in high school.

We later figured out he lied 24/7 and assumed this was just another one of them since he was trash at the gym. Of course he said he tore both his ACLs after the fact so that's why he's not as good now and he always wore what he said was his state championship ring, but for whatever reason no one ever could/bothered to inspect it. 
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oxpenguin said:
that guy that puts noises together and calls it a beat and swears it's the **** :smh:


my homie wouldn't shut his mouth yesterday, telling me that it sounds like some Alchemist stuff, it was straight garbage. 
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How dare he :smh:
 
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ColdCity said:
dont @ him that uncharted lame is gone 4 good
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:lol: srs? link to thread pls :nerd:
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Nothing to link meth deleted everything

Basically I was boxed in by 2 of the 4 biggest nba thread trolls(fourth eight still needs to be banned & do be ain't coming back ever) mr all caps robin thicke & uncharted decided to "go at" me together & in the process of placing those children back in their places I got thread banned till the season starts, lebrons towel is Doo be gone & all caps is a report away from joining them both
 
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