THAT GUY.......

That guy that sees you spitting to a young tenderoni and proceeds to invite himself into the conversation. Clapping this dudes shoulders after work :smh:
 
That guy who asks to use your bathroom, and clogs it.

That guy who calls your weed bammer but gets super high.

That guy who only smashes dimes. but in reality they're a 7 ONLY after a couple beers
 
That guy who brags about how much money he makes/made, but is like a quarter away from having a dime.
 
-that guy that is in such a hurry and pulls out in front of you, goes extremely slow, and then turns 2 blocks down.

-that guy that zooms by you on the interstate after you passed him with your cruise set.  Proceeds to happen 3 or 4 more times.
 
That guy that texts you "call me"
 
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That guy that calls fouls on pick up games, blames the floor being dusty, or the ball too "slippery"?

That guy who reps Philly or NY when they only lived there for a small portion of their lives and is raised in a completely different environment.
 
That guy that keeps on saying he's going to get an $$$ item, but ends up buying a $ item
 
That guy that says "i went out with her in 5th grade" when you ask if he knows about the chick :smh:

That guy that calls you 6x straight if you dont pick up

That guy that stops as soon as the light turns yellow

That guy that always wants to gamble but when he loses he never wants to pay up

That guy/gal that waits for the traffic light to turn green on a right ONLY lane :x
 
that guy that never hits you up to hang out but calls you daily if something is owed to him

that guy that mysteriously disappears from a party without saying peace to anyone

that guy that claims to have a keep a tight circle but knows every damn person who walks by

that guy you unexpectedly see somewhere and hits you with "thanks for the invite"

that guy who always stands behind the homies at a bar so they can turn around and asks if he wants something

that guy at the restaurant table that suddenly acts like he doesnt know what the **** is going on when the check comes

that guy who seldom offers to drive

that guy that never responds to texts/calls and you know DAMN WELL hes lookin right at his phone

damn man i need some new friends...
 
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that guy who seldom offers to drive

"Man I aint got no gas dog"

That girl thats like "I dont get along with other girls....too much drama"

That girl whos always gettin back together with her ex
 
That guy dat rolls skimp.

That guy that puts it in a napkin smdh

That same guy that just puts it in yo hand.
 
That guy that turns into the hulk when hes drunk :smh:

That guy who turns into tupac around his boys but is babyface when hes by himself

That guy who drives a 98 bmw/benz but talking about "foreign"

That guy who reps a new crew every other month

That guy that tries to dress & look like his fav rapper

That chick who tells you she doesnt have a man but was just talking about "how shes in love" on twitter

That guy thats scared to eat in front of girls :smh:

That guy that claims he smokes everyday but cant roll
 
Oh we doing "that girl"?

That girl that's "lesbian" with 3 kids.

That big girl that somehow can't cook.

That girl that swears all girls are easy except her.

That guy that will throw his life away for some box.

That guy that's the way over the top homer. "The Bucks are winning the chip this year!"
 
That guy that rocks team Jordans like they numbered jordans

That guy who turns super thug when you go clubbin but would hurt a fly

That guy that like wiz Khalifa

That guy that loves hip hop but don't know who NWA is

The guy that doesn't even know dr dre is a rapper producer

That American spirits smoking guy
That e Swisher sweet thug guy
 
That guy who tries to front talking bout you in town bruh, Imma get you u half gallon of ciroc and comes back with a 1/5 of coconut ciroc 3 hrs later :x
 
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