After failed 1st dates or relationships, do any of you go back to her and ask why? Should I?

Yea how facebook even know? I been done deleted her out of my contacts, no emails, no texts in years, no social media contact.
 
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It has been too long. At least for the one and dones, they probably don't even remember. I would though just for the lols, nobody really thinking about any of those broads
 
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she dumped you because of those boots...
my b if the joke was already made
 
C'mon bro. I'm sure it's in a prior post in the thread. We met at Starbucks about 6:30, to decide if we were compatible enough to proceed and she/I wasn't crazy. Proceeded from there to see About Last Night at 7, then went to dinner at Jazmoz New Orleans Bourbon St Café or whatever the **** that place is called, had the alligator bites appetizer she had calamari I had lobster ravioli, then we went to this hiphop thing that was poetry, rapping, dancing, freestyle battling in this hole In the wall club. We really broke up at the club really and she'd just periodically come back and talk to me then get lost in the amiss of the club again and then it was over and the night ended like it ended. Do not pass go, do not get a kiss or touch the booty or Nathan.

The European chic just only like the thug, drug dealer/rapper/lot of kids and tats black dudes, not the kind of brother I am. Plus she came by the house and we didn't do nothing which may have been my demise according to NT, should have WIO. I thought she just wanted to talk about Germany and watch Martin sitting on the loveseat at 2am

Why im always lowkey hesitant when it comes to dealing with white women specifically. 

Find out a majority of the time they're looking to fulfill a fetish in that stereotype, and like you im a white collar dude I don't and won't ever be like that.

Having gone to a private catholic school in the midwest, I can assure you that its a good 90%+ of the time. :lol: I know a few girls who stayed chilling with the homies in college, only to find a nerdy D&D dude after graduation.
 
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Word, da hommie Ralph totally failed me that day. That whole fit was stretch from the post office B, had on a the red based gingham too, would normally say it be killing but I got the 2xl B instead of the regular 2xl so it was long and wide like a Dashika top. Thought I was still bout to go cop some butt, end of the date when the club closed she was standing like 6ft away from me with some of her girls and was like, "alright Derrick, you got my number hit me up," and head nodded me talking bout "I'm bout to go back in and hang out with my friends for a minute." I know they was laughing at the boy :lol: Couldn't even give a ***** another side hug or something, we been together like half a day and been to every place in the city!

Walked to the car all slow, sad, and lonely, then it started raining, just stood in the rain at the car looking at the door to the club for like 30 minutes before I even got in, went straight to the hotel got there like 245am. Didn't sleep, just laid there til like 11 and drove home then went and called myself trying to hoop. Missed every shot.

I think Im'ma text her a link to Brian McKnight- Anytime though. I remember when it was all good and she told me she like that song anyways.

Sympin Ain't Easy.
 
A lot of people enjoy the epic threads of NT, but I much prefer the low key under the radar random ones like these.

1. Hilarious OP who doesn't take himself too seriously

2. Ridiculous hilarious responses mixed in with serious advice 
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I think it's time to move on, OP. No questions needed. Just focus on what you need to improve on.
 
I think it's time to move on, OP. No questions needed. Just focus on what you need to improve on.
but that's the point. I don't know. When you get your paper back in school you get a grade AND the teacher marks all your incorrects in red pen so you know what to go back and study more and what you already excel at.
 
Man last night I came this close, typed the **** up and everything just didn't click send. Your boy still walking around with bowling balls in my pants. Somebody need to catch this work.
 
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