Niketalk, is it trickin' if I got it?

datznasty

datznasty

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When me and the lady hang out, I just be like #throwitinthebag then get to the front of the line like
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I was online buying her some stuff to surprise her with next time I see her, but before I click Submit, I realized some might find error in my ways and would like to hear them out if so. Maybe I am playing the game wrong.
 
dont need ask no body. as long from your heart, u trynna mimic others will lead to 4th downs, and fumbles

keep it from ur heart, cuz everyone difft
 
I dont see anything wrong wit dat op.

But I cant c da gif so ioknow how u b like in dat line
 
derrty6232 said:
That's your girlfriend though.

It ain't like you sent a random internet braud a teddy gram and some flowers.
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I did that before though, I mean it wasn't a random *** broad. We went on a date, I reached no bases that particular night (where do holding hands and sidehugs rank in terms of bases) but thought maybe she moved slow because she was European (German but raised in Spain) so I didn't trip. Sent the chic flowers on Valentine's while I was in New Orleans at All Star Weekend. Hold up, let me post the message her want to be "black" dumbass sent me in response a few days later. Straight crushed the boy's emotions :rofl:
 
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How this semi L developed

Met this one off facebook, got a random friend request from a girl with no avatar which would usually be an auto delete but she sent me a message too talkin' bout "hey where you at the store the other day. You look familiar, I think I saw you," or something lame and then sent a pic and she's a very good looking white (European white) chic so I was lke cool and we talked a bit then I got her # asked her to let me take her out.
Took her to OKC to the big theatre to watch Ride Along, which she loved because she is a classic description of what some might derisively call a "*****," then we walked around in the night out there, it was nice, came back to the crib, just talked, nothing went down, then like 2AM were starving so took her to like Whataburger then dropped her off.

Talked/texted regularly like it was gon' be something but she was only free on weekends, one weekend hits me with she got the flu so she can't go out with me that weekend. I'm like cool, you're sick, people get sick, next weekend. Would text her, she be responding all OD slow, like 3 days later, I never send 4 msgs in a row because that's some Bugaboo **** and I can take a hint, but after 3 Heys or Good Mornings or long pouring out my heart messages she'd finally hit me back with something deep like, "K." Next weekend, oh she got the flu again. Next weekend, all star so I'm in the N.O, obviously orresponds to Valentine's Day so I sent her flowers and candy and a teddy bear to her address which she told me was her friend's house anyways but I knew she lived there because I pass her house everyday on the way to work and would see her car out there. So she called me and thanked me for the flowers, of course she was sick still since it was the weekend and was just laying down. Get this message a few days later. Long story short, she doesn't like nice guys, all thugs. We're still fb friends after this so I could see every msg she liked, commented, friend added, so every day I'd see Maria ****** has added 45 friends, and it'd pretty much be every other black dude in town 25-35 yrs old, heavy emphasis on dudes with lots of tats, guns, etc who lived of portrayed that. Lawton is a small town so I knew most of them dudes. Crushed cats like this kat and this kat, she think is better than me. She'd like the **** out of all their posts since Ever to get their attention, then probably hit them with the same FB message she hit me with.

But yea, she was just after the drug dealer, thug wanna be type dudes. Not the r'n'b listening, buy you flowers, poetry reading and writing, open doors for you *** *****. Took that L, even worst in a completely unrelated discussion with a coworker found out his hommie who has a girl's name (who names their son Kendra) was blowing that back out the entire time and she semi moved in with him


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DatZNasty said:
I did that before though, I mean it wasn't a random *** broad. We went on a date, I reached no bases that particular night (where do holding hands and sidehugs rank in terms of bases) but thought maybe she moved slow because she was European (German but raised in Spain) so I didn't trip. Sent the chic flowers on Valentine's while I was in New Orleans at All Star Weekend. Hold up, let me post the message her want to be "black" dumbass sent me in response a few days later. Straight crushed the boy's emotions :rofl:
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Now THAT was tricking. You were paying to secure yambs that you hadn't even smelled yet.

Anytime money comes before the emotions and the romance you're tricking.

A date is a date. So the cost of food and entertainment can be written off under the bylaw of relationship investment, section 1A.

Anything that comes after the date that is an attempt to coerce said thot into relinquishing the yambs, i.e. Teddygrams, delivered flowers, trinkets or transportation services can be deemed tricking under section L of the trick profiling chart. Yambs should be acquired upon said date unless the woman in question has cleared a background check which determines that she is not a thot in your city or any neighboring municipalities and is gf or wifey material WHO IS INTERESTED in being your gf or wife.
 
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DatZNasty said:
How this semi L developed

Met this one off facebook, got a random friend request from a girl with no avatar which would usually be an auto delete but she sent me a message too talkin' bout "hey where you at the store the other day. You look familiar, I think I saw you," or something lame and then sent a pic and she's a very good looking white (European white) chic so I was lke cool and we talked a bit then I got her # asked her to let me take her out.
Took her to OKC to the big theatre to watch Ride Along, which she loved because she is a classic description of what some might derisively call a "*****," then we walked around in the night out there, it was nice, came back to the crib, just talked, nothing went down, then like 2AM were starving so took her to like Whataburger then dropped her off.

Talked/texted regularly like it was gon' be something but she was only free on weekends, one weekend hits me with she got the flu so she can't go out with me that weekend. I'm like cool, you're sick, people get sick, next weekend. Would text her, she be responding all OD slow, like 3 days later, I never send 4 msgs in a row because that's some Bugaboo **** and I can take a hint, but after 3 Heys or Good Mornings or long pouring out my heart messages she'd finally hit me back with something deep like, "K." Next weekend, oh she got the flu again. Next weekend, all star so I'm in the N.O, obviously orresponds to Valentine's Day so I sent her flowers and candy and a teddy bear to her address which she told me was her friend's house anyways but I knew she lived there because I pass her house everyday on the way to work and would see her car out there. So she called me and thanked me for the flowers, of course she was sick still since it was the weekend and was just laying down. Get this message a few days later. Long story short, she doesn't like nice guys, all thugs. We're still fb friends after this so I could see every msg she liked, commented, friend added, so every day I'd see Maria ****** has added 45 friends, and it'd pretty much be every other black dude in town 25-35 yrs old, heavy emphasis on dudes with lots of tats, guns, etc who lived of portrayed that. Lawton is a small town so I knew most of them dudes. Crushed cats like this kat and this kat, she think is better than me. She'd like the **** out of all their posts since Ever to get their attention, then probably hit them with the same FB message she hit me with.

But yea, she was just after the drug dealer, thug wanna be type dudes. Not the r'n'b listening, buy you flowers, poetry reading and writing, open doors for you *** *****. Took that L, even worst in a completely unrelated discussion with a coworker found out his hommie who has a girl's name (who names their son Kendra) was blowing that back out the entire time and she semi moved in with him


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Please tell me I read that story wrong. You would send her 3-4 good morning texts or long messages pouring your heart out before she'd respond with only "K"??? Please correct me.

And you sent her V-Day flowers and teddy bear after meeting up with her once and she would either ignore you through text or flake on you any time you tried to meet up again?
 
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The pouring my heart out may have been an exaggeration for comedic affect but yes, when I pull up that text thread it's disproportionately more blue messages than yellow ones.

lol August 2014 me is embarassed of ~Jan/Feb2014 me just reading some of these messages, let me post some though
 
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Damn bro. I mean this in the NICEST way possible but there's a difference between being a emotional/Drake/poetry-reading/caring/RnB listening/taking it slow type of dude - and being creepy. You were stepping into creep borders. I guess you have a GF now so it's all good but you should be more willing to take hints in the future. She made it obvious she wasn't interested. Helps you avoid her being forced to drop ether on you like that with that last text message. :lol:
 
mgrand15 said:
Damn bro. I mean this in the NICEST way possible but there's a difference between being a emotional/Drake/poetry-reading/caring/RnB listening/taking it slow type of dude - and being creepy. You were stepping into creep borders. I guess you have a GF now so it's all good but you should be more willing to take hints in the future. She made it obvious she wasn't interested. Helps you avoid her being forced to drop ether on you like that with that last text message. :lol:
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Meh, I'm not creepy. I am/was just new to the girlfriend-y dating scene, was just used to them POF/Blendr rhinocepottamousauruses you don't even have to take out in public to get some. Anyways turned out she was getting run through by these drug dealing *** dudes and the radio DJ who just so happen to be best friends with my new coworker, is how I even found out about that. Used 2 fake names too. Fake facebook URL name which displayed as another name which I found out to be fact. She went back to Europe though (she used to talk about me coming and visiting her when she goes back before **** rolled downhill :rolleyes)

I think this the first time she came up with the fever excuse. Fever was code words for other bruthas I suppose.

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I was being sarcastic, although if she said yes I would have. I live like 25 minutes away
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