Biggest lie someone told you

am1x90xnike said:
Bwahahaha. She was on her Jeff Winger.
Click to expand...
She was on some frank abagnale tactical espionage type steez I still don't know how her parents didn't find out after all those years. When it was time for her "graduation" she made up this story about her gown going missing and feeling sick or something like that. In the end of the day she only hurt herself in doing this...wasted a lot of precious time with aging parents etc 
 
Last edited:
cucumbercool said:
"I love you"
mean.gif
Click to expand...
and forever.
 
meant to post this one originally.

I had this gf in HS, she was my first real gf I guess, we went out for 3 years. she was always living with her aunt and uncle and I asked her about her parents maybe two years into us being together. she told me her mom was in Mexico bc her dad died of some illness and she couldn't handle the kids. I found that fishy so I told my mom bc my ex would flip her stories about what was going on with her parents. my mom tripped out and told me some things that were just out of a movie (wait for it) so I didn't even believe her. well when we finally broke up I do a google search on her mom's name and BOOM!

her mom shot the dad in the head as he was sleeping, she claimed he was abusive over the years but police weren't buying it, you know why? bc she cut him up in pieces and burnt the body in this riverbed we have nearby. true story bros.
 
oxpenguin said:
meant to post this one originally.

I had this gf in HS, she was my first real gf I guess, we went out for 3 years. she was always living with her aunt and uncle and I asked her about her parents maybe two years into us being together. she told me her mom was in Mexico bc her dad died of some illness and she couldn't handle the kids. I found that fishy so I told my mom bc my ex would flip her stories about what was going on with her parents. my mom tripped out and told me some things that were just out of a movie (wait for it) so I didn't even believe her. well when we finally broke up I do a google search on her mom's name and BOOM!
her mom shot the dad in the head as he was sleeping, she claimed he was abusive over the years but police weren't buying it, you know why? bc she cut him up in pieces and burnt the body in this riverbed we have nearby. true story bros.
Click to expand...

Here I am, about to go to bed, and you post this **** smh
 
jbc908 said:
the biggest lie someone told me was back in 5th grade was when we jumped this kid that stole our yugioh cards, cops got involved and told me i would be locked up. i ended up getting 30 day's of detention, counseling, and public service. moral of the story don't put hands on someone for stealing your ish because either way he gon win if you put dem handz on him
Click to expand...
:rofl: I remember having to write standards because I was caught with yugioh cards on me
 
Last edited:
MJ 23 said:
:rofl: I remember having to right standards because I was caught with yugioh cards on me
Click to expand...
man i had to write "i will not gamble in school" 150 times because we got caught playing craps in the corner of my math class
 
"I'll buy you a dirt bike when I move out the city".  Brought himself, and my little brother dirt bikes 7 years later. 

I destroyed both of them by riding them the way they where intended.
devil.gif
 
 
Last edited:
Brolic Scholar said:
superb superb

The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.

Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.

And I never said my mom owns a casino. :rolleyes :smh: Chill.
Click to expand...


o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them
 
Last edited:
Superb said:
Brolic Scholar said:
superb superb

The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.

Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.

And I never said my mom owns a casino. :rolleyes :smh: Chill.
Click to expand...


o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them
Click to expand...
View media item 1153980
 
Superb said:
o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them
Click to expand...

Uh... :lol:

Yeah. There's actually a reason we look alike. But that's not going to be discussed here. Let's just say that my pops had similar taste in women.
 
Superb said:
Brolic Scholar said:
superb superb

The woman that raised me since I was five and is an executive for a casino is actually my step-mother, but I don't call her that because she did the work that my biological mother did not do. I simply call her my mom.

Like I've said on here plenty of times in the past, my biological mother is a drug addict.

And I never said my mom owns a casino. :rolleyes :smh: Chill.
Click to expand...


o ok I see now..she looks like you even down to those freakles or moles whatever you call them
Click to expand...
ite you getting mighty disrespectful when you was willing to give up dem neck bonez to get a whiff of his mom scent.
 
Perb gonna perb.

Not even tripping on that **** that went down as long as it stays respectful from here on out. I've kicked my brother's *** and hugged him and drank brews with him on the same night. That's how it goes sometimes.

Not that Perb is my brother. Just saying, I'm not the type to hold grudges. Life's too short.
 
Last edited:
paulprince3730 said:
View media item 1153457stupid lies like that always crack me up


one time i called off of work, i told them i had to pick the Prince of Champagne up from the airport

i told my sister one time i couldnt give her $40 because our dog got into a fight with the neighbors dragon and ate its heart so i had to pay for its burial 

i told my job one time i had to go to DR to visit my 311 year old great great grandma for the weekend

when you say some things fast, people sometimes dont register it all lol
Click to expand...

you forgot the time you lied to NT in the "biggest lie someone told you" thread :x :smh:
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

nako xl
Is Nike no longer as cool as it used to be?
12 13 14
Replies
346
Views
23K
johnnyredstorm
johnnyredstorm
feeninlikejodeci
Have You Ever Seen A Dermatologist?
Replies
13
Views
1K
Donky
D
1995
What's the craziest most irresponsible thing you did in your youth?
2
Replies
45
Views
3K
ahat
ahat
cragmatic
DO NOT SELL SHOES ON EBAY
2
Replies
26
Views
2K
purple sneaks
purple sneaks
B
Black woman calls cops only to be killed by cops.
Replies
11
Views
2K
1995
1995

The ultimate sneaker enthusiast community.

NikeTalk was created as a way of giving back to both the sneaker enthusiast community and to the greater global community of which we are all a part.

NikeTalk is NOT affiliated with Nike Inc. in any way, shape, or form. All opinions expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of Nike, Inc.

© 1999-2024 NikeTalk.com

Share this page

Back
Top Bottom